Didn't Kissinger say that power was the ultimate aphrodisiac? Why aren't more politicians seeking help? Where's Bill? Didn't his sex drive interfere with his ability to conduct his life without that lure interfering? I suppose that Peyronie's disease and aging can damp the fires in the furnace. Let's hope not. Let's hope that Bill plows new ground, and stands as a testimonial to the enduring vigor of American men.
Bill, you're a great ex-President. You're making a few bucks ($50,000,000 or so, so far) speaking, and you are a charitable fellow, contributing your oratory to the party. Shilling for the Saudis is good. Don't worry, you don't have it in you if you wanted to, to intentionally do nearly as much harm to this country as Jimmy Carter did mindlessly and continues to do with his guileless undertakings. After all Carter, who lusted in his heart, and installed the current Iranian regime to our evelasting detriment.
Bill, maybe it's Jimmy who should go to sex rehab, since he is concerned that he lusted in his heart. Forgiveness is not enough. Jimmy needs to work it out of his system.
Actually, it would behoove sex addicts to convert to Islam, do good deeds according to the requirements of that religion, and be rewarded in Paradise with perpetual access to 72 virgins, and the Heavenly equivalent of viagra+ to enable them to enjoy those delights. Dante's Inferno (Revised Edition) could feature the availability of 72 virgins, but a lack of libidinous urge to enable the designated beneficiary to enjoy the plate set before him.
I'm thinking of founding a religion, and promising "pie in the sky when you die bye and bye. But I'm adding an additional fillip. You can choose from among current celebrities and beauties to staff your Paradise, when you go. I guarantee that I will not receive any complaints conerning unfilfillment of my promise to those who subscribe to my system. Ergo, proof of product. zero defects.
