......an excerpt from the transcript......

**** It so sounds like the Don Siegelman story and the Paul Minor story, and if you're not familiar with those two stories, I encourage you to do a little Googling. I think that we have political prisoners in the United States now. ******

......frightening.........

Skizziks,
I assume you meant that for the lefties cuz the righties never want to hear, much less believe, that this admin could even think of doing anything uber sleazy.

"Wahhh! Wahhh! I want my Maypo!" -- Ney

Ney has to start brushing up for the Convention -- He's even on the new agenda at 8:55 PM on Day 1. (Check out the revised and expanded agenda!)

Day 1 of the RNC schedule:

7:00 pm- Ceremonial burning of the U.S. Constitution

7:15 pm --Spiritual Medium Sylvia Browne performs psychic seance in desperate attempt to raise Ronald Reagan from the grave

7:35 pm---"The Pleasures of Adultery" - with Newt Gingrich & Rudy Giuliani

8:05 pm -- Gay sex party in Men's Restroom hosted by Senator Larry Craig

8:15 pm -- Anonymous GOP officials hold secret panel discussion on, "How to keep your closet clean while living in it".

8:35 pm -- Transvestite Ann Coulter - "My Life as a Man"

8:55 pm - Live satellite feed from Federal Prison - Ohio Rep. Bob Ney

9:05 pm -- Guest speaker ex-Florida Congressman Mark Foley " Joys with Young Boys"

9:25 pm --Oliver North - " Iran is Evil, but I sold them weapons anyway"

9:40 pm --Bill O' Reilly- " The costs of sexual harassment and phone sex with employees"

10:00 pm --Gay sex party in Men's Room hosted by Ken Mehlman and Geraldo Rivera

10:25 pm-- Check John McCain to see if he's still breathing and if his adult diaper needs changed.

10:35 pm -- Panel discussion on "Creative Constitutional Law Interpretations" featuring a panel consisting of: Cheney's pal David Addington, Cheney's protege John Yoo, Bush's pal Alberto Gonzalez, and separated at birth twins Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas.

10:40 --N.R.A. President hosts an assault rifle target practice on minorities and people who practice .

10:45 pm -- Emergency squad drills respond to a drunken Dick Cheney accidentally shooting his friend in the face.

11:00 pm --President Bush performs his hilarious comedy routine where he looks for Iraq's fictitious WMD's under guests tables.

11:15 pm --Governor Mike Huckabee does his famous uncanny imitation of Gomer Pyle.

11:20 pm --Group intervention to get Rush Limbaugh back into drug rehab

11: 45 pm --Go up on rooftop and throw rocks down at homeless Vets sleeping in alley.

12:00 am-- Live satellite feed from Federal Prison - California Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham

12:20 am --Convicted felon/Fox News analyst G. Gordon Liddy - Lock picking secrets

12: 40 am-- Guest speakers Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz - "How to lie your Country into a War"

1:00 am --Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay- "Tips on Money Laundering"

1:15 am --Senator Vetter hosts party with bussload of call girls; All GOPS invited. No cameras or recorders allowed!

Posted by townncountry

nice. FF.

I second that

T&C,

funny

where will they get any recording artists like Michael McDonald or Stevie Wonder?

Jackson Brown recently demanded McCain stop using his song.

Ney was convicted in connection with Abramoff's K-Street corrupt lobbying work.

All Abramoff's and Lay's business leads right through the White House. So to protect themselves, the White House classified Secret Service visitor logs as State Secrets. Otherwise they would have all gone to jail. Clever devils, those BushCo boys, they are.

Otherwise they would have all gone to jail. Clever devils, those BushCo boys, they are.

When does Reid get charged?

When does Reid get charged?

The day after Palin.

Blame whoever you want for the prosecution...

But he can't blame anyone but himself for the conviction...

Bush or anyone can prosecute me for anything they want, but unless the charge is Grand Awesomery, I'm not going to be convicted... I rule.

Stretch it out, we'll find a way to get the BIG dog in here, I mean after all he's the Devil reincarnated!

Get a fucking life, once more, the guy put HIS hands into the cookie jar, UP TO HIS ARM-PITS! Now he wants to blame everyone else, and YOU willingly believe him? Let me have half of what you just SNORTED!

Oh, I'm sorry, just like the rest of the losers, house, job, car, brains, innate ability to reason, and initiative, you're fixated with the inbred inability to retain a valid thought, and moreso, water!

Life continues, no matter what you think, so join the rest of this country and get OVER it, already! We'll elect someone, with or without my and your input, and they will try their best to do what they feel is right!

You may feel it's the wrong direction, as may I, means absolutely nothing in the BIG scheme of things. We're unimportant!

The biggest problem for YOU, appears to be your inability, to realize, we change the President every FOUR or, if lucky, EIGHT years, and these problems persist, for America, through it all! Shows the true problem lies with the Legislative, NOT the Executive Branch.

The payer of the bills, is the instigator of the problems, no one else! So, blame BUSH, reelect your Congressman/woman and Senator, kick back,and start wondering why, once AGAIN, nothing has changed!

Damn, TownNCountry, that's funny stuff.

Yeah, I know, Dems aren't immune to corruption, but that's an impressive list. I mean, agenda...

Day 2 starts with game of "hide and seek", as VP Cheney addresses Convention from "VP's secret hiding place".

**** Skizziks,
I assume you meant that for the lefties cuz the righties never want to hear, much less believe, that this admin could even think of doing anything uber sleazy.
Posted by evilpolock *******

........I think it should frighten all Americans that people could go to jail on trumped up charges because they spoke out against the administration........

****** But he can't blame anyone but himself for the conviction...

Bush or anyone can prosecute me for anything they want, but unless the charge is Grand Awesomery, I'm not going to be convicted... I rule.

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole ********

........Ney did confess to financial crimes.( crimes that are optionally prosecuted)....but Don Siegleman was convicted for no crime at all .....the prosecutor bullied the jury, pushed on by the administration........

........if this can happen to them.....then people like you and me can simply vanish and no one will ever hear about us again.........

........many countries operate at this level.....its sad to see the country I love so degraded.........

Posted by townncountry at 2008-08-29 04:00 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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I just can't express my entire grattitude for the Bushies for restoring dignity to the whitehouse.

Prostitution
money launderin
gay sex in pulic restrooms

All along I thought these guys were for abortion

So releived

I bet the SBC (southern baptist conv.) is releived to know that these guys are aginst abortion.

Whewww! that was close with senator Craig.

Town & Country

You have just made POST history.

Best ever

You da man.... or da woman..
Thanks for thebest laught I've had in years....

the prosecutor bullied the jury, pushed on by the administration........

False.

Town & Country:

Gold Medal for posting. Funnier than a roomful of Republicans making fun of handicapped children.

After Hours Seminar: Rush Limbaugh explains why there is no recession because he still smokes $200 cigars.

Greatest post ever T&C!

But when is the waterboarding event?

And when does Clarence Thomas discuss affirmative action?

The bottle of Scotch I got for my birthday is 80% gone and in the spirit of the DR I'm gonna blame Bush.

Gee somehow that seems as lame as the other "Blame Bush" posts on the DR.

Hey BOB
A little advice DON'T DROP YOUR DRAWERS IN THE CALF PEN!!!!!!!!
What a dumb loser!!

"when does Clarence Thomas discuss affirmative action?"

The Twelfth.

...of never.

I did some wrong things, but it's Bush's fault.

I got a traffic ticket the day before I left for Taiwan.

Goddam Bush!

Kudos TC

I wish all you Republicans would stop blaming Bush for everything. Honestly.

Town & Country... Thanks!

I got a traffic ticket the day before I left for Taiwan.

Goddam Bush!

#25 | Posted by vernon at 2008-08-30 04:11 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here...

I bet you are one dried up crabby ole fucker...

i gonna say that mr ney was behind bush up to the point he was caught?

be a man and get a better hairpiece,son.

**** the prosecutor bullied the jury, pushed on by the administration........
False.
#18 | Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole *****

......there are Republican witnesses who say that it is true......

.......but one way or another.......

......this an administration misdeed that will not go away, when Muckasy is no longer there to keep a lid on it....people who did this will be held accountable.......