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After personally checking the day of the week and confirming it with a call to the Naval Observatory. This is Saturday and that is the correct day for:

Describe the following in one sentence or less--

Dah foto for youse


news.yahoo.com


The winning entry with receive for its author a 72 hour NO-- expenses paid mental health examination at a psychiatric facility of their choice.

Previous winners in the order of their commitment

DETHSPUD
Silver_Ironist
LISA
DONTMENTIONIT
MEMBER2586
LEEATWATER/CaptainAmerica
Phoenix
BRIWO
Danforth
Member2586
Yahoo Tech Staff
101Chairborne
CalifChris
SLBronkowitz
CalifChris
Danforth
Dutch46
Yahoo Technical Services
BRIWO
Redlightrobotby
HanoverFist
Dutch46
Hanoverfist
DETHSPUD
BRIWO
CalifChris
BiggieDan
NorthGuy3
DUMPLING!
Sitdown
Jomama

We hope to hear great things from Jomama as he returns to us finely tuned. Amongst those great things will be sounds made by a human. Always hope for positive change.

Name those Gerbils!

Thats right, inside that huge computer that is the DR, lives a pair of processing genius. This pair makes our fun-fun! Their problem and now yours is this, We dont know their names--

Your job is to name the CEO and administrative assistant or Gerbils one, two.

You have 48 hours in which to do this work. RCADE must know his bosses names. So until Monday at noon, be creative. The judges selected are from amongst us:

Briwo-Of the Free World Radio Network

LeeArwarer-Captain America to many and a long time poster.

Goatman-The DRs own Satyr and someone familiar with barnyard pleasures.

At Monday noon, your fate is in their hands. RCADE has run away from his fate and was last seen checking out a half frozen and smelling like hell corpse.

Be the one to find the magic monikers.

NAME THOSE GERBILS

Describe the following in one sentence or less-


What the Hell? Did McSame visit the bus wearin' a leaky Depends?

Goatman-The DRs own Satyr and someone familiar with barnyard pleasures.
What the hel?
Is he tryin' ta get those poor beasties arrested for Bestiality?

The DRs own Satyr



www.newanimal.org

GERBILS: Meth and Fetamine

Keith-
Regarding your pic of the week - mine shows up as Obama in the ocean. Is that what you meant to use?

I second Meth and Fetamine.

OOHRAH-That body surfing seal imitation. You are aware that Great White Sharks (White Pointers) eat people. The reason that this big fish attacks surfers is that with a wet suit people look like seals.

Senator Obama with his dark skin (no negative racial content intended) is a natural for shark food.

There must have been 1000 Secret Service Agents in scuba out fits turning away all of the Republican Sharks. Cheney himself barely escaped with his skin intact.

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Firefox can't find the server at real-fe.us.news.yahoo.com

"Dad was right, this is way cooler than just walking on it.,"

"Something's wrong. It worked for Moses."

Obama Confirms Relationship with CPUSA Member
By Cliff Kincaid Saturday, August 16, 2008


With the release of a 40-page Unfit for Publication-- report attacking Jerome Corsis new book, The Obama Nation, it should be obvious that the media-backed presidential candidate, Barack Obama, is terrified of having his carefully concealed communist and foreign connections exposed to public view.

However, the Obama campaigns attack on Corsis book and Corsi personally acknowledges on pages 9 and 10 of its report that the mysterious Frank-- in Obamas 1995 book, Dreams From My Father, is in fact the Communist Party USA (CPUSA) member Frank Marshall Davis. This identification by AIM and others hasnt been disputed by the media, which has desperately tried to ignore the Obama-Davis relationship, but the Obama campaign has not responded to it until now.

The admission that Obamas mentor was Frank Marshall Davis, an identified CPUSA member, can only add to growing public concern about Obamas relationship with a Communist pawn of Moscow who was the subject of security investigations by the FBI and various congressional committees which examined Soviet activities in the U.S.

But the Obama report makes no admission that Davis was a communist and doesnt dispute anything Corsi documents about Daviss membership in the Communist Party. Instead, the report picks and chooses from Obamas book in order to try to put some distance between Obama and Davis. The report attempts to play down instances in which Obama soaks up Daviss anti-American thoughts and pro-communist poetry.--

But if the relationship were so innocent, why didnt Obama identify Frank by his full name in his book and denounce his communist and anti-American views? Why doesnt he denounce those views now?

Look who's asking the questions for McCain and Obama forum
Ed Lasky
The Compassionate Leader Fourm that Barack Obama will be appearing in front of at Rick Warren's Saddleback Church will formualte questions developed by a group called Faith in Public Life. Among the members of this group are Jim Winkler and Jim Wallis:

Their bios:
*Jim Winkler, General Secretary of the United Methodist Church's General Board of Church and Society, who also sits on the board (with Communist Party USA leader Judith LeBlanc) of the US Campaign to End the Israeli Occupation.

*Jim Wallis is also a member. He, too, has problematic views towards Israel and a pre-existing and warm relationship with Barack Obama

As tabloid reports of a sex scandal threatened former Sen. John Edwards' presidential campaign last December on the eve of the Iowa caucuses, two lawyers surfaced with written statements that appeared to exonerate the candidate.
One of them, Robert Gordon of New York, said that his client, Rielle Hunter, a pregnant 43-year-old filmmaker, was not carrying Edwards' child. Soon, the other lawyer, Pamela Marple of Washington, sent word that her client, Andrew Young, an Edwards campaign aide, was the baby's father.

Seemingly issued independently of Edwards, the statements appeared to deflate the anonymously sourced reports of an Edwards tryst.

But what went unnoticed was that the two lawyers shared an important connection to Edwards that raises questions about whether they were part of an orchestrated effort to protect him, one that is continuing even after he admitted last week that he had an affair with Hunter but denied that he fathered her child.

The lawyers are linked through Fred Baron, a wealthy Dallas lawyer and former finance chairman for the Edwards campaign who was a key player in the campaign's response to the scandal. Gordon has worked with Baron on class-action personal injury cases, and Marple helped defend a lawsuit brought against both men and their law firms by an asbestos manufacturer.

After initially saying that he did not know how the lawyers were chosen to represent Hunter and Young, Baron acknowledged that he might have played a role.

The revelations of ties among the lawyers emerged through public records and interviews with people close to Edwards and Hunter, which suggested that their affair went on longer than Edwards admitted and that the effort to conceal it by Edwards' inner circle was much more extensive than has been reported.

The review found that Edwards' political action committee went to unusual lengths to make a final $14,000 payment to Hunter's film company months after its contract with the committee had ended. The payment was issued while the committee was short on cash and could pay its bills only after receiving thousands of dollars from Edwards' presidential campaign and donations from four people, including Baron's wife.

Furthermore, a woman who helped Hunter create a Web site on New Age spirituality in 2006 says she regularly corresponded with her about a married North Carolina man named John whom Hunter was dating in March of that year, if not earlier. Edwards has said his affair with Hunter did not begin until after she had started doing video work for his political action committee months later.

The woman, Pigeon O'Brien, who says she worked with Hunter to build her "Being Is Free" Web site and a related foundation, said that Hunter recounted how she had met "John" at the Regency Hotel in New York in early 2006 and that they had started dating soon after.

O'Brien said that Hunter made at least one trip to North Carolina in March 2006 to visit him and that, during the next few months, she never made any references to Young, who later claimed to be the father of the child, or indicated that she even knew him.


hmmm, me thinks he be the baby daddy

Drilling Down
by The Editors
How Democrats got bulldozed on energy.
Post Date Wednesday, August 27, 2008

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Representative John Shadegg was very proud of his Republican colleagues in the House. They had, after all, wrestled down rising gas prices. "The market is responding to the fact that we are here talking," he told reporters. And, even if he wasn't right about the technical workings of the petroleum market--which, strangely enough, responded to a decrease in consumer demand and not the posturing of conservative congressmen--he had a point: By showing up and making their case for drilling for oil, Republicans were indeed moving the needle.


i thought the oil companies controlled oil prices, not the market? hmmm i guess if it fits your arguement

This may stir the pot a bit... :-O

It just occured to me. Remember the Christian group that prayed at some gas station for lower gas prices a few weeks ago?

Filled up lately?


FACTCHECK.ORG
Distorting the DHL Deal
An AFL-CIO flier and Obama campaign ads say that McCain cost Ohioans 8,000 jobs. We say that's a distortion of the record.

ahh, obama's new politics, the transcendence of mudslinging

Just because a guy in McCain's campaign staff was a lobbyist for the foreign corporation and McCain voted in their favor before they cut the jobs doesn't mean anything.

BETELG

New total came out today of the fees paid to lobbyists on McCain's campaign staff:

Almost $1,000,000,000 (billion)

www.campaignmoney.org

DXlinger-That link is working fine for me. Check out your network connection.

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS

Go see this movie. It is really good!

Not often do I come out of the theather wanting to see a movie again.

"Describe the following in one sentence or less--"

"My favorite Beach Boys' song is Surfin' USA, see, here I am surfing, I bet the old fart can't do this."

An Australian Love Poem
(Who said Australians weren't romantic?)

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I Was ever gonna get


No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.

Makin' love DOWN UNDER, yeah.

Great poem.

I was trying to imagine a guy with an Australian accent voicing this poem, it makes it even funnier.

"I'm the greatest!" says Ali 2

Bani

Just caught on a blog that Iran or Russian is planning a pre-emptive attack on Israel August 18. That's Monday. It came out of nowhere, so I don't know if there is anything to it. If so, it comes just as the Zionist navy is encircling Iran. I don't have to tell you the ramifications. Good-bye and good riddance Israel.

FOR BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN ENGLAND!

ray, on a blog??? Wow it must be true you freeking lemming.......

Ray-Just why do you have such a hard on for Israel?

Israel has been draining us to fight their imperialist battles for sixty years. I'm fed up with it. If our politicians won't cut them off, then let them about their own destruction. Whatever it takes.

poor poor bastard

"In the 21st century bullying, threatening, and intimidating other countries is unacceptable, unless of course we do it to other countries." -- GWB

a) Name this etc., "drool?" okay I never thought I would hear myself say THAT about a presidential candidate but damn!

b) Name this etc., "Barack Obama reaches out to the plankton vote"

c) Scooter, shut the fuck up, I mean damn, do you need a fucking McCain toaster that bad? or do you have enough points for a golf bag now?

d) Name the gerbils I don't think there is any way to beat Meth and Fetamine but in a pathetic attempt to try may I suggest Fluffy and Fang?

oh I forgot

e) Australian foreplay "brace yourself Sheila here it is"

Scoot-the CPUSA is a legal political party. I know you hate the concept of more than two parties, but still...

"If you're slimy enough, you don't get wet."

"But I thought I could walk on water!!?"

Many other good ones at: wizbangblog.com

Name the gerbils I don't think there is any way to beat Meth and Fetamine....

I think the names "Meth" and "Fetamine" wins hands down too.

Let's feed some to the gerbils and then watch them run like crazy on the spinning wheel in their cage.

Nah, that's kind of mean, huh? hee hee
Only kidding. Don't report me to the SPCA.

C'mon -- need some more entries to the name the gerbil contest. Only two entries so far.


C'mon -- need some more entries to the name the gerbil contest. Only two entries so far.

Posted by goatman at 2008-08-17 05:43 AM | Reply | Flag

Ham and Slam.

"C'mon -- need some more entries to the name the gerbil contest. Only two entries so far.

Frick and Frack?

Steppin' and Fetchin'?

All right, fine, gerbil names:

Porter and Lager

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