Sounds like he's got a firm grip on his healthcare. But how often does he have to shave his palms?

I am well on my way to living to be 100....

"I am well on my way to living to be 100...."

I hear that's the key. All the literature I read says it's very rare for someone to die over 100.

It's an often neglected area of Health Care.

What I want to know (not) is: Does he think of Etrhel Merman when he does it?

how many people dont?

The trick is that you have to do it enough. I forget the exact numbers of the study, but there was something a while back about a study in England and guys who got off (by whatever means) 4 to 5 times a week were like 50% less likely to develop prostate cancer.

Let's all sing a song about masturbation!

Are you ready kids?

1,2,3,4...

I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Oh No! You know what this means!

Pat Robertson and James Dobson will soon declare another Jihad and ask their members to pray for Borgnines Assassination!

I wonder what the average life span of a catholic male is?

Hey, at least Ernest was being Onast.

I wonder what the average life span of a catholic male is?

Whatever it is, I'll bet it's shorter than the life span of a Catholic female
-- especially if you're a nun.

I've always enjoyed Ernest Borgnine in movies and on tv. He truly is one of the best character actors of the 20th century.

I've always enjoyed Ernest Borgnine in movies and on tv. He truly is one of the best character actors of the 20th century.

Posted by CalifChris at 2008-08-14 02:18 PM

Now picture that old man jerkin it.

Do you still enjoy Ernest Borgnine?

But Rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light -- I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie

--Jackson Brown

Now picture that old man jerkin it.

Do you still enjoy Ernest Borgnine?

Posted by Roy_Batty at 2008-08-14 02:25 PM | Reply

Ernest Borgnine's O Face will haunt me in my sleep.

Must think of the chick from Escape From NY's tits...

oh my archie!

Adrienne Barbeau ?

A testament to exercise being THE key to longevity! Ready, exercise..One..Two...One...Two
, let's go, Three sets of Fifty REPS each, no CHOKING, now! Bertram, you finished ALREADY?

Whoa, we can embed videos directly on DR now? Or did RCade just work some admin magic?

The Blog God is omnipotent.

Or was that impotent? I can never remember.

Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, dont even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent...

Wis,
That's the one. Her boobs captivated audiences for years!
-Danni

oh my archie!

Nanc, is this what you say while you masturbate?

All that turtle oil must have come in handy.

I read an interview with Carlos Santana recently. Asked how it was he outlived so many of his contemporaries like Jerry, Jimi, and Janice he answered, "I always stayed away from heroin and white women".

That seems about right.

Whoa, we can embed videos directly on DR now? Or did RCade just work some admin magic?

I thought that was always possible. I'll check.

"The Blog God is omnipotent.
Or was that impotent? I can never remember." - CORKY

Reminds me of the time the black guy dressed up in his tuxedo to go get his vasectomy. He told his wife, "If I'm gonna be impotant, I wanna look impotant."

lol, oohrah

"I just shook his hand!"

Now that was funny.

Fucking funny! That guy's awesome.

I saw Ernest a few days ago on TMZ (my kid watches that junk) and I was impressed by how mobile he was for a 91 year old Cro-Magnon.

That said I guess it's time to head out to the drugstore for some lubricant. I wonder if our resident Canadian Spudmeister has any suggestions for the best one to use? How 'bout it Spud what do you use for your...err prostrate cancer physical therapy?