Those are really small holes in that pic. The thickness of the guys big toe(at best). How embarrassing to get caught like that AND have a small cock.

How embarrassing to get caught like that AND have a small cock.

He was Chinese after all.

Poor Asian women...

they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

What? Didn't anybody have any icewater?

I guess the stray dogs were sleeping.

LMAO

The pic of him laying face down stuck to the table is funny! He almost lost his pecker. In the Chinese society he definitely lost face. Stuck now on Hong Kong I wonder if he'll catch grief over it for the rest of his life - getting "Meet a picnic table" spoof dating site emails.

This is what happens when your country's policy is only one child per couple and
all the couples only want male babies. Your number one son ends
up making love to a steel bench full of holes instead of some nice Chinese girl.

China -- you all better get some more women in your population -- fast!

Sir(sounds better than Dear Idiot)-The Committee has met to consider your application for a Darwin Award. Please be informed that the vote was by acclaim. If you are able to read this we would be amazed. Have someone read it to you at court.

The Darwin Award committee

The Committee has met to consider your application for a Darwin Award.

You have to die to receive the Darwin award. Though technically if you are unable to reproduce you would be eligible. At any rate, this man's penis and presumably his reproductive capabilities remained intact. Not eligible.

We'll put him down as honorable mention, Goat.

You can win the actual "darwin award" if your stupidity has removed your ability to pollute the gene pool.

If this guy had lost his penis, for example.

Honorable mentions go to guys that almost off themselves in a dumb manner.

The guy gave a bogus name to the authorities. His real name is Ti Ni Wang.

I spend an entire life as an architect, designing and buildign some of the most fantastic bridges in this city..but do they call me John the Bridge-Builder?

No

But I get caught fucking one bench!!...

This is the second "Man humps outdoor furniture" story this summer. Must be a trend. Why aren't those losers in Washington doing something to protect our picnics?

When I was young, I had no sense,
Stuck my dick in an electric fence.
It curled my hairs, it tickled my balls,
It made me crap my overalls.

He should have used some lubricant. What an opportunity to open a P-K Jelly franchise.

Why was he lonely and disturbed? Hong Kong has a lively sex service industry providing "comfort girls," so that no one need be lonely. Look for the yellow signs.

He just was in love with nature and "Blue Sky" park, although why he was looking downward is mystifying.

After all, libs, everything is within acceptabloe parameters. His "choices" were just a little bit different. So, he liked outdoor sex with benches. That's just "his thing." He just needs a support group of others similarly situated and like any other deviant behavior, "bench love" will be declared "normal" by he psychiatric profession. Wait for the enxt DSM.

So many typos. So little time.

But a support group needs to be organized for this sex pioneer, so it's necessary to begin organizing and quickly.

I wouldn't assume bench fuckers were liberals, if I were you.