If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Depends on if they are having a 'flounders day sale' or not.
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Can you cry under water?
Only when a shark bites my gonads.
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
I believe the rule is that you have to have broke at least 2 federal laws. Child buggery and killing innocent people get extra credit.
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Bush's economic policies
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
No silly, you'll never go to heaven. pssst!!!
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Keeps it from rolling away when you sit it down.
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
Exhibitionism. Get it, ham, exhibiti... oh forget it.
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