Whether you know it or not, this is a unique week and day. This is the only week this year with two Saturdays. Early yesterday one of the nuns (remember I live below a convent) thought it was friday. As she would never lie we must assume that this is a very unusual week.

That means that today is the day for-

"Describe the following in one sentence or less"

Our photo reflects our times

Lucky man

Look at me I'm Girlcotting the olympics!

CC-re "I officially "came out" as a female...

I remember it well but if I am correct it was Dethspud that did it in correcting me. I addressed you as a male when you won the Saturday contest. He politely informed me that "he" couldn't have returned from a brain refurbishment as he is a she. You shortly finished my shame by admitting this to be true.

Just this one strike that two times it really was My fault. A thing rarely admitted to. The other minor glitch was in calling Murphy a man. That went over like a lead fart.

Won't happen again dear lady!

"Describe the following in one sentence or less"

(Thought balloon coming from Bush:) Jeff's is tighter.

Dubya: "Heh, heh, come by my hotel later and I'll show you my weapon of mass destruction, heh, heh.

Photo caption - Kerri to Bush
"Touch my ass and I'll spike your head into the sand, asshole."

" Look at that studmuffin over there; ah could eat him fer breakfast, an' I bet you could too, girlie!"

Hey Keith I didn't know I'd won - made my day - whoopee - thank you!

(now I have to sit down)

Mission Obamaified!!

Foreign Minister Hoshyar Zebari told reporters that American and Iraqi negotiators were "very close" to reaching a long-term security agreement that will set the rules for U.S. troops in Iraq after the U.N. mandate expires at the end of the year.

Zebari said the Iraqis were insisting that the agreement include a "very clear timeline" for the withdrawal of U.S.-led forces, but he refused to talk about specific dates.

"We have said that this is a condition-driven process," he added, suggesting that the departure schedule could be modified if the security situation changed.

But Zebari made clear that the Iraqis would not accept a deal that lacks a timeline for the end of the U.S. military presence.

"No, no definitely there has to be a very clear timeline," Zebari replied when asked if the Iraqis would accept an agreement that did not mention dates.

"Describe the following in one sentence or less"

W - "that crazy Georgian Russian thing sure is makin me sweat, what with all the Chinese food an' all"

""Describe the following in one sentence or less"

Bush: Sweet Jesus give me the strength to resist grabbing those delectable buns.

"Describe the following in one sentence or less"

Rove said if I do this the gay rumors will go away.

"I like to play in the sand too! See, if you fill your bucket up with sand, and turn it upside down . . . "

"he felt a little slimy, kinda fishyish"

"I cant believe he offered to pick my murph!"

i know you dont care, but im getting hammered and going through the david allan coe records. alone.
with guns in the house. life doesnt get any better.

Is it just me or does one of the announcers for the Nadal/Italian dude tennis match sound like Bush 41? Sort of a nasal voice?

I wish Drudge retortees knew more history and historical facts that were forged before they were 21 years old. For example, Harry Truman was vilifird when he left office with a 21% approval rating. (Even W hasn't sunk that low.) However, it now appears that HST is moving up to be one of our top echelon Presidents thanks to reputable historians. I wish I could live long enough to see that happen to Dubya Bush.

Having said that, I will make a prognostication. It makes me shudder to think that Bela Pelosi ("I'm third in line for the Presidency" -- note: that is 2 heartbeats away), Dingy Reid, Barak Obama and their claque will be our leaders on January 20, 2009. If so, I think they will pass Franklin Pierce and Jimmy Carter and the current Congress )95 approval)on their way down politically, economy-wise, inflation-wise, moral wise and governance-wise. Of course, they will blame Bush.

Oops. Congress has a 9% approval.

Half of me woul like to see the dems come to power just to watch the party collapse. Then maybe we could go back to what our party really is about.