That gal in the picture is wondering if she can handle it...and is quite ready to give it a try.

Bill Clinton was unavailable for comment.

Oh God here we go!

No Doubt soon to be touted as Another Election Year Hysterical Threat to Your Way of Life courtesy of the WingDing right--!

I can hear it now, James Dobson and Robertson leading their vast congregation of idiots;

The Amorphophallus Titanum literally "the giant strangely shaped penis" will be forced upon you by the Mooslum Horde thats hiding around the corner!--

Then of course followed up by the usual 7 year Newty Petwety Gengrich emergence from his Cicada hole with a reworded and dusted off Contract with America-- to pawn off on the Americans dumb enough to have forgotten the last fake bill of goods he sold them stating that only a republican-- can save you from having "the giant strangely shaped penis" invade our culture and ruin our economy and that if we drill our peniss here and drill them now it will send a clear message-- that we dont think kindly of Giant Flowers that look remotely like a Mutilated Penis.

Another Election Year Hysterical Threat to Your Way of Life courtesy of the WingDing right

yeah, you are right. It is the right wing who is "hysterical".....not you. :-(

redcockblowerville is the most hysterical poster here.

LOL

They had one of these "flower" at the Quail Botanical gardens in Encinitas a couple years ago. Didn't see it, though. But if you get a chance check it out, it's an amazing place.

This flower is expected to be the favorite of the Feminists and Lesbians. Go figure.

(even weirder is that 101 likes too!)

From the article, ""It smells like a mix of rotten fish and rotten meat. It's quite impressive!" said visitor Frederic Lebreux."

Why, because it reminds him of home?

OOHRAH-From what I hear, the smell of this dildo flower doesn't even change the scent of a certain posters wife. Go figure!

Just like my wife, the flower takes 15 years to cum one time...

Just like my wife, the flower takes 15 years to cum one time...

Posted by OohRah

FF

Ooh...you have to go south more often and pay your respects to the little man in the boat.

Youz talkin to me, DUTCH?

Been there, done that. It aint' happening, so to speak. It gives her the "little death" - a definite sense of male pride, but something that makes her feel like she's about to die - in a good way.

She's told some other female friends and her sisters about it... and they told her to enjoy it - they wish they could feel that way. WTF? Maybe I should eat her friends and sisters? Now that would be Springer material. Then again, I've always wanted to be on television...

Ooh...if I may suggest one of these as a stocking stuffer this coming holiday season?

Now yer talkin DUTCH. And if the Mrs can't use it, I might get a tingle at my back door.

Ahhhh...hmmm...sir, I believe there is a specialty item designed for that very purpose.

what was chrisp matwhos doing in the belgian? was osama obama there with him , that would only explain this freak of natcha.
john edwards could'nt have fathered that baby, he was chasing ambulances that night, right after chasing his tail , or was it hers?
I don't know why we damn Republicants have to bring up these scandals that are purely personal , not professional, I mean surely hillary has forgiven bubba for tripping in the oval office and having his woody get lodged in monica's mouth, I mean that is an everyday occurance, and of course the breck girl's wife would surely want johnny to start dating again, but maybe wait until AFTER she passes on to her reward.Talk about be anxious.

To say that thing looks like a Penis is quite a stretch. Then again, the sexual organs of most flowers look like a penis. It's a PISTIL for crying out loud.

"To say that thing looks like a Penis"

i guess all those pornos i've watched have featured aliens?

pfft penis flower.

OOHRAH--You and your wife surprise me-In a pleasing manner. So many could be happier with a sense of freedom concerning their sexuality.

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose,
Nothing don't mean nothing honey if it ain't free, now now.
And feeling good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues,
You know feeling good was good enough for me,

It's an homage to Cookfish compliments of Old Scratch

That was the funniest thing ever, AU!

--Frank55

Well, COOKFISH, I know that your having a flower named in your honor would be icing on the cake for you.

Remember the other infamous "COCKFISH", bottom feeding penis shaped fish in a hula skirt?

Jezzus jumpin christ it doesnt look like a dick. It looks more like a banana or something. and bananas dont look like dicks either. They are YELLOW, have a stem and grow on a TREE! WHy do people say ANY elongated cylinder reminds them of a cock? get over it.

Wadda you talking about? My penis looks exactly like that.

then I would suggest seeing a doctor.