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my name is Larry Mohr.

posted by Larry Mohr.

screenplay by Larry Mohr.

Breast size?

Discuss.....

Yours or mine?

In general......

I likes 'em big and tan.

beheaded by Larry Mohr

cleaned by Larry Mohr

eaten by Larry Mohr

I like them big and round. Which is good, because that's what my wife has.

He said breasts, not balls.

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked,'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed. 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started.....

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

As much as I disagree with Jo on almost everything, you shoud NEVER bring ones family into this, NEVER......

Alhough I did chuckle a bit.

He said breasts, not balls.

FF!

I likes 'em big and tan with small ariolas.

That oughta clear it up.

"He said breasts, not balls.

Posted by 101Chairborne "

Take that hammer out of your ass, I can't understand what you're saying.

I like the ones that are just big and natural enough to form a heavy tear drop look!

Sure beats oranges hanging in tube socks!

(No offense anyone.......)

He said breasts, not balls.

Posted by 101Chairborne

Why does 101's mind wander to homosexual inferences every chance he gets?

So far today, we've seen references to him doing himself in the butt, conversion vans, and now making reference to balls when breasts were clearly the topic of conversation.

Weirdo extraordinaire

Self loathing closet queen I think

I could type "the" and publish it and the same puppets would make their presence known.

Why trip over yourself to tell everyone that I've gotten in your head?

Homosexuals are funny.

The only rule: Be nice or be funny.

101 is the only one on the thread so far that hasn't broken the rules.

Sometimes

I have the biggest breasts of anyone in blog world (ACTUALLY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD)

Yep, that's me...Larry Mohr.

LARRY MOHR

DudSpud(tm) is starting to post more often again. RCADE is chagrined as his advertising revenue drops inversely to the Dud's increased postings. But, it does give the children in Dud's neighborhood a break. There's good in everything bad (you just have to look for it).

101, I think Ty has eyes (and probably a tiny woody) for you. I am so jealous!

He said breasts, not balls.

Posted by 101Chairborne

101-You have got to get your mind off of Hillary Clinton. You are obsessing.

In rememberance of SeanR, I want to say, WAAAAA WAAAAA, WAAAAAAAA.

- moment of silence -

carry on.

LIPZOIDIAL...go to the Detroit Mayor thread on the back page (to see what an idiot you truly are).

I have lost at least ten browsers out there in cyber space today on the DR. Timing out left and right today. Anyone else?

Not at all Keith.

Heavy thunderstorms out here even.

Run a trace route. I bet you have some bad hops between you and the server. Try resetting your router?

"I could type "the" and publish it and the same puppets would make their presence known."

There's at least one thread here where your name has come up even though you haven't posted.

Lucky.

Why does 101's mind wander to homosexual inferences every chance he gets?

Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2008-08-07 12:27 PM

You answered your own question.

What Not To Do At A Wedding

Don't tell the bride's mother that her daughter's wedding dress hides the pregnancy real well.

don't tell stories about how you and the bride used to... you know, date.

Puppeteering is so much fun!

You're the sock puppet

I pull a string and look who dances...

Too fucking easy.

Bush agrees to Obama's iraq timetable:

BAGHDAD - Two Iraqi officials say the U.S. and Iraq are close to a deal under which all American combat troops would leave by October 2010 with remaining U.S. forces gone about three years later.

A U.S. official in Washington acknowledges progress has been made on the timelines for a U.S. departure but offered no firm date. Another U.S. official strongly suggested the 2010 date may be too ambitious.

A timetable is part of a security agreement being negotiated by U.S. and Iraqi officials. Both sides stress the deal is not final and could fall apart over the issue of legal immunity for American troops.

One of the U.S. officials said Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki had a long and "very difficult" telephone conversation Wednesday in which she pressed the Iraqi leader for more flexibility, particularly on immunity.

As for boobies, anything more than a mouthful is a waste versus big enough to stick one nipple in each ear and listen to the ocean.

Discuss.

As for boobies, anything more than a mouthful is a waste versus big enough to stick one nipple in each ear and listen to the ocean.

Don't forget the ChiliDogability factor!

"As for boobies, anything more than a mouthful is a waste....
Posted by northguy3

Spoken like a man whose lady has small **.... ;-)

"As for boobies, anything more than a mouthful is a waste versus big enough to stick one nipple in each ear and listen to the ocean.
Discuss." - NG

You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
Sincerely,
Northguy Stitzer

"I pull a string and look who dances...

Too fucking easy."

My grandmother has a better reference she likes to use. You know how in the cartoons they have the Italian guy with the organ grinder and the dancing monkey with the cup? She'll say "Your wife is like one of those old time Guineas: She turns the handle and the monkey dances...."

But yeah, AU is like Pavlov's dog with you.

Ah yes, the simple mind of the leftwing loon...

Kicking the Bucket

The Denver City Council has unanimously passed an ordinance barring protesters from carrying buckets of feces during the convention. But some groups are calling the ruling excessive and insulting, because they say they have already signed an agreement promising not to toss, smear or spray feces.

The ruling also bars protesters from possessing chains, locks or other materials that could be used to create human barricades.

"But some groups are calling the ruling excessive and insulting, because they say they have already signed an agreement promising not to toss, smear or spray feces."

But they still want to carry about buckets of shit?

Maybe its a form of ID.

I don't think buckets of shit has a place as a form of expression. It can only lead to trouble. It also would smell. It should be spread in the fields or dumped in the river.

Seriously, how in the hell does one justify carrying around a bucket of feces while at the Dem Convention (or anywhere for that matter)?

Protesters are serious fucking losers. I fully expect donnerboy to be by shortly to explain how these people are heroes and to provide a quote from a founding father or from the constitution that has absolutely nothing to do with the subject at hand.

Seriously, how in the hell does one justify carrying around a bucket of feces while at the Dem Convention (or anywhere for that matter)?

The exception being Cheney's grave site.

Seriously, how in the hell does one justify carrying around a bucket of feces while at the Dem Convention

They're just trying to fit in...with the rest of the sacks of shit....

MCOBAMILLARY

Sorry, no toaster oven points for that

"Those who would trade a bucket of shit for a sanitary outhouse deserve neither."

FF for Sully...

AmerUnit...am I to assume you're the only one handing out the aforementioned points?

No. Actually it's the McCain campaign. Visit their website for qualifying spam.

With the prices of most everything on the rise, here is a an inexpensive way to proect your valuables at home...
HOW TO INSTALL THE NEW HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots

2. Place them on your front porch along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, and Duke, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.'

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'

INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!

And I'm completely serious.

You could earn some serious prizes - toaster ovens, OvGloves - just being yourself with proper talking points.

John McCain had to carry around a bucket of his own shit when he was a POW. That was back when beer was beer and shit was shit. That makes him the bestest choice to deal with Bush's shit. Not that 90% of everything Goerge did wasn't perfect, though.

Autographed "I was against air pressure before I was for air pressure" tire pressure gauge please.

Is there a Drudge Righty MIA?
A man is being held in Florida by federal authorities on charges of threatening to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.

Raymond Hunter Geisel was ordered held without bail Thursday at a brief court hearing.

The Secret Service says Geisel made the threat during a training class for bail bondsmen in Miami in late July. Another tipster said Geisel also threatened President Bush.

A search of Geisel's SUV and hotel room uncovered a loaded handgun, knives, dozens of rounds of ammunition, body armor and a machete. The SUV was wired with emergency lights.

NORTHGUY

They should offer a Rush Limbaugh 'Convection CD'.

You put it on and the hot air blowing out of the speakers cooks your food.

OOHRAH

That was REALLY funny !!

GITMO JURY GIVES BIN LADEN DRIVER 5 1/2 YEARS

That's newsworthy for all it says about this sham. With every option possible granted to getting a conviction, his sentence is essentially 5 months. Not that that means anything. He's going nowhere, soon.

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor, " she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts -- although still silent -- stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing...."

Anyone else hear Air Force One has been stuck on the tarmac in China for 2.5 hours due to a "diplomatic issue?"

He said breasts, not balls.

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-08-07 12:16 PM | Reply | Flag:

101...never one to let a chance to talk about balls go by.

On the Hamdan sentence, he got 5 1/2 years. That includes time already spent at Gitmo which, in his case, is 5 years 1 month.

Oorah - translate that note into Spanish, then you're done.

"Oorah - translate that note into Spanish, then you're done." - JO

Si.
No go-oh into house-oh. You die-oh. Mo-fo.

DudSpud(tm) is starting to post more often again. RCADE is chagrined as his advertising revenue drops inversely to the Dud's increased postings. But, it does give the children in Dud's neighborhood a break. There's good in everything bad (you just have to look for it).

Posted by ride_on at 2008-08-07 12:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

Strap-On,

I see the people in your neighborhood have decided to flee the area. I wonder if you have anything to do with Detroit making the list of fastest dying cities.....since you're so quick to point out that others on here are responsible for a decline.

"Flee" the area or "flea" the area?

Both work equally well.

News of the day DR Lefties beloved Hugo Chavez has just decreed that all of his opposition can NOT run for office...because they are suspected of corruption.

Also NOT NEWS rcade shitcans the Gitmo trial retort....NOW THAT THE DRIVER HAS ACKNOWLEDGED HIS GUILT AND ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS

NOW THAT THE DRIVER HAS ACKNOWLEDGED HIS GUILT AND ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS

"I'm sorry I pimped Osama's ride?" wow, that was worth a few billion right there. I'm feeling soooo much safer already.

dave: when are you manly Fighty Rightys going after the pakistan security forces and the saudi royals for bankrolling 9-11? Or is the guy with the GOP tire pressure gauge in his pocket the best your boy Bush can do?

Davethebrave: BJ Bill put all the WTC 1 guys in jail. Dubya got Osama's driver.

wow...

"News of the day DR Lefties beloved Hugo Chavez has just decreed that all of his opposition can NOT run for office.."

The news is that you're a liar. That's a flat out lie.

"Venezuela's Supreme Court issued a series of decisions yesterday and today that validated the Comptroller General's ruling to temporarily disqualify nearly 300 opposition and pro-Chavez Venezuelans accused of corruption from holding public office."

p.s. Dave "The Wave"...surf's up, moron!

He may stand up, but he can't surf.

"He may stand up, but he can't surf."

Posted by Jomama

Port Aransas, Texas, May/June, 1968.

"...anything more than a mouthful is a waste."

Guess who said it.

Monica Lewinsky?

I love how the dr left knows better then the Vz ctizens, who are marching in protest

"Riot police used tear gas Wednesday as they blocked hundreds of Venezuelans protesting what they call new moves by President Hugo Chavez to concentrate his power. The demonstrators said a blacklist barring key opposition candidates from elections and a series of socialist decrees are destroying what's left of their democracy...."We said in the referendum that we didn't want that, and now he's put it in the decrees," said protester Josefina Bravo, a 59-year-old who wore a sticker reading "No means no" on her baseball cap. "That's the problem we have: All the powers are concentrated in the president."

Just like jimmy carter there is no dictator dr left doesn't LOVE.....

"I love how the dr left knows better then the Vz ctizens, who are marching in protest"

Fact is, I proved you to be liar, DaveTheLiar.

As for as any protests, big fucking deal. The oligarchy has been trying to overthrow Chavez since he was first elected. They despise democracy and hate the fact that Venezuela is no longer their private plantation.

You disproved nothing, and like the typical dr left you suffer from selective reading. IF you believe that horseshit link you provided, then tell us why the citizens are marching in protest.

LOSER

You can't because your mind can't think properly. That's a PROVEN fact, a simple review of your posts shows your biased hate filled stupidity!

Just like jimmy carter there is no dictator dr left doesn't LOVE.....

Earth to DTW, reality would like to talk to you.

We didn't love saddam when the Bushes and Reagan were kissing his ass. We don't love the saudistani royals who bankrolled 9-11 and then were given a free pass by the Right. We don't love Mushie, even if Bush gives him 10 billion and some jets for supporting al queda. We don't love lil'Kim, even when Bush lets him build a nuke then gives him gifites.
We didn't love Marcos, the argentinian junta, Pinochet, etc. etc, even though saint Reagan idolized them. We never sold weapons to the mad ayatollahs like Reagan did. And we never saw Putin's soul the way Dubya does.

DTW-you're so pathetic it isn't even worth keeping score.

"You disproved nothing, and like the typical dr left you suffer from selective reading."

Still lying, DaveTheLiar? Pathetic. Liar.

Why do you lie so much, DaveTheLiar? Were your parents liars?

Dictator? Carter? Did I miss something?

Only when they said they loved him.

I found the title of a book that is Anti-Obama Obama to be hilarious in it's glaring omission,

"Fleeced: How Barack Obama, Media Mockery of Terrorist Threats, Liberals Who Want to Kill Talk Radio, the Do-Nothing Congress, Companies That Help Iran, and Washington Lobbyists for Foreign Governments Are Scamming Us ... and What to Do About It."

'Companies That Help Iran'?

Like Dick 'I'll shoot ya in the face' Cheney?

I'm sure there's NO mention of the business dealings of Dick Cheney when he was CEO of Ali-Burton, who did business with Iran when the State Dept forbid US Companies from doing so.........that's OK though! Let's make him second in line for the presidency, after all, he's only a man who does business with terrrrists, just like his boss's family.

HA HA HA check out this video (no this is not your lullaby for this evening) McCain answer to Will I Am's "Yes We Can"

John McCain "No You Can't"

Oh and another one

Okay here is your lullaby for tonight

Mike Oldfield - Lake Constance - from The Millenium Bell

What a gas none of you can address a simple question...WHY YOU KNOW MORE THAN THE VZ CITIZENS.

So much for the dr left being able to answer ANYTHING.
Dimwits

Also NOT NEWS rcade shitcans the Gitmo trial retort...

The story made the front page when he was convicted.