Well, that explains the plethora of right wing idiots clogging up this site.

101 can get that conversion van he's so obsessively hyper focused on.

Desperation on McCain's part is not flattering.

I thought he wanted to run a civil campaign based on issues and truth.

The Straight Talk Express is in the ditch.

"People who sign up for McCain's program receive reward points each time they place a favorable comment on one of the listed Web sites (subject to verification by McCain's webmasters). The points can be traded for prizes, such as books autographed by McCain, preferred seating at campaign events, even a ride with the candidate on his bus, known as the Straight Talk Express."

Yes, my friends, you can join my wife Mindy and I on the Strighat Takl Xerpses as we crisscross the beeyoutiful State of Czechoslovakia!
Think of it: Candy and I will sip Geritol with you.
If you're nervous being in such august company, Mandy will get you medicated and all "chilled out" as the hipsters say, heh, heh, heh.
You can gaze in wonder at my plastic teeth.
Tap me on the forehead and see how that Botox has settled in.
Maybe Sandy will even show you why she would've won that titty contest up in Sturgis if she's bothered to enter it, the trollop.
So, don't be square, dudes and dudettes.
Spam, spam, splam, gloriously spam.
It's all we've got.
No, really, I'm not kidding.
~Jurassic John

Worst candidate ever.

Is DR on the list???

Did we make it????

Obama is a Card Carrying Muslim Communist Negro who will Rape your Children and Inflate your Tires!!!!!!!

Where's my check?

He is NOT a Muslim.

spam is what's leftover after you slaughter a pig.

Sorry my liberal friends, DR didn't make the list. Even conservatives have standards.

Cook you got a FF for that one. Thanks!

Drudge may not make the list, but I am sending him every comment I make about him on the DR. I suggest others do the same.

I just sent him this one:

"I am sure if some reporter said McCain was on the "grassy knoll" you trolls would believe it."

We would have just assumed the obvious.

That he crashed his plane on it.

Posted by Manypaths at 2008-08-05 01:10 PM

Tell Lie, win a prize.

Republican strategy since GWB too office.

The MCBUSHOIDS are already doing this! No need to offer prizes.

"Well, that explains the plethora of right wing idiots clogging up this site."

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I was going to say that it is a good thing that we don't have that kind of right wing feces here (robasshole, celisay, retnluvnt, etc).

I was going to say that it is a good thing that we don't have that kind of right wing feces here (robasshole, celisay, retnluvnt, etc).

I wouldn't include Rob in that group.

Rob just posts here to have something to do while his wife is at work.

With the lack of media coverage, who spend most of their time fawning all over Obama, what's a candidate to do to inform the people.

I wouldn't include Rob in that group.

Rob just posts here to have something to do while his wife is at work.

Posted by Manypaths at 2008-08-07 01:15 PM | Reply |

Ah, now I get it: he's a kept boy? Cleans up baby shit while wifey brings in the money? Explains some of his pent up anger.

With the lack of media coverage, who spend most of their time fawning all over Obama, what's a candidate to do to inform the people.

Maybe he or his supporters could talk about him instead of Obama.

From the media's perspective, the only thing newsworthy out of the McCain camp is that he isn't dead yet.

McCain has no message and can't talk about anything but Obama. What should the media report on?

The campaign that McCain is currently running (ever since he brought on the Rove wannabes) is utterly beneath him. He should fire them and keep his dignity, he's bled for it and he deserves it. It's kinda sad that all the R's have left is Paris Hilton ads with phallic symbols placed subtly in the background.

Sounds like they are taking a page from the dnc and moveon.org to me.

shawn, i feel sorry for you. Does your mommy know you talk like tha?

spam is what's leftover after you slaughter a pig.

Posted by nanc at

that would be the bones, nanc

***** Obama is a Card Carrying Muslim Communist Negro who will Rape your Children and Inflate your Tires!!!!!!!
Where's my check?
Posted by Manypaths *****

......sorry, but, no prize......

....you forgot about the Nazi allegations and his sleeping with white women, who are ruined forever for "regular" sized white guys......

O8er'r saving points up for an autographed Depends.

I wonder what the cool prizes are

1. Butter Churn
2. Stove pipe hat
3. Hula Hoop
3. One of them fancy moving picture boxes
4. See Cindy Neeked (UGH!!!)
5. Attend Obamas swearing in with him
6. He will personally place an oil rig in your back yard
7. A date with Joe Lieberman

I really hope this story is not true.

Sounds like they are taking a page from the dnc and moveon.org to me.

Posted by 08r4ever

And we suppose you can point us to the page where they're offering points to spam sites?

Didn't think so.

I think some of you right-wing shit-dicks are hoping for the grand prize of a 'Free Six-Pack' from the thieving, drug addicts beer company!

YEEEE-HAW!

Sorry my liberal friends, DR didn't make the list. Even conservatives have standards.

Posted by Mutt at 2008-08-07 12:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

......but apparently you don't, for here you are!

I can't understand the people who come here and bitch about the site and the kind of people who come here.

O8er'r saving points up for an autographed Depends.

Posted by northguy3 at 2008-08-07 02:22 PM | Reply

All of mine are autographed! That is if you consider a shart an autograph!
Sincerely,
herm

Sounds like they are taking a page from the dnc and moveon.org to me.

Posted by 08r4ever at 2008-08-07 01:41 PM | Reply | Flag:

Actually, it' straight from the Chinese government. Did you read the article?

Come on guys! Go send John your posts. Let him know how you feel.

Did you read the article?

Posted by COMMONSENSE

08R4EVER never reads the articles. His posts show that beyond a doubt. Interferes with mindless spamming

08R4EVER:

"I want the toaster oven....toaster oven....McCain toaster oven..... 15 points.......35 points.......come on come on.....I want the toaster oven......"

Obama is a Card Carrying Muslim Communist Negro who will Rape your Children and Inflate your Tires!!!!!!!

I will have the bumper stickers ready for you by Monday, MANYPATHS.

This is a pretty desperate strategy and will most likely be ineffective. I mean there have been laws passed to outlaw spam, what makes him think this is even the slightest inkling of a good idea?

what makes him think this is even the slightest inkling of a good idea?

Remember, this is a guy who still thinks the interwebs are trucks in tubes. He'll probably announce all the spam will reduce hunger in the web wide world.

PLEASE TALK ABOUT ME!!!

'I'm John McCain and I approve this message.'

Ask me about my grandkids!

"Offer void in Czechoslovakia, The Soviet Union, along the Iraq/Afghanistan border, The Ottoman Empire, Colonial Africa, The Byzantine Empire, The Roman Empire, German Duchies, Wermacht Germany, and all Indian nations. See offer for further details and exclusions."

AU -

That one gets a FF.

But I'm wondering about just one thing. What about the Grand Duchy of Fenwick?

". . . the Apocalypto rain forest, Cicely in Alaska, Brokeback Mountain, Brigadoon, and Oz."

Check that, almost forgot: The Bada-Bing.

AU -

I posted that one on John's site.

We'll get the DR listed on there soon enough.

DOC

See under 'other exclusions'. Also includes Vichy France, Tarter regions of pre Bolshivek Russia, and whatever that imaginary country the Marx Brothers were princes of in that movie.

Freedonia

Two hundred spam postings gets you a pair of the socks he wore at Valley Forge, hand washed by Martha Washington.

Or Custer's codpiece, which Jurassic John retrieved from the Little Bighorn Battlefield after guiding Custer there back in '76.

Such immaturity at this site. You know, you can say anything you want about Sen. McCain, but it doesn't make any of it true.

I'll have you know thatJohn McCain has a remarkable record of leadership and experience that embodies his unwavering lifetime commitment to service. First elected to the U.S. House of Representatives from Arizona in 1982, John has led the fight for reforming Washington, eliminating wasteful government spending, and strengthening our nation's armed forces.

"Spam. No sir, I don't like it."

Where's my prize?

Also, In the Senate, John continued to demand that Congress put an end to loopholes for special interests and fix the broken system in Washington that too often allows lobbyists to write legislation and members of Congress to waste taxpayer money.

In November 2004, Senator McCain was overwhelmingly reelected with nearly 77 percent of the vote.

And he is a real nice man.

John McCain also invented the wheel.

Did you guys know that Sen.

McCain graduated from the United States Naval Academy in 1958 and became a naval aviator, flying ground-attack aircraft from aircraft carriers. During the Vietnam War, he nearly lost his life in the 1967 USS Forrestal fire. Later that year while on a bombing mission over North Vietnam, he was shot down, badly injured, and captured as a prisoner of war by the North Vietnamese. He was held from 1967 to 1973, experiencing episodes of torture and refusing an out-of-sequence early repatriation offer; his war wounds would leave him with lifelong physical limitations.

He retired from the Navy as a captain in 1981 and, moving to Arizona, entered politics. He was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives in 1982. After serving two terms, he was elected to the U.S. Senate in 1986, winning re-election easily in 1992, 1998, and 2004. While generally adhering to conservative principles, McCain has gained a media reputation as a "maverick" for disagreeing with his party on several key issues.

The Straight Talk Express is in the ditch.

Posted by AMERICANUNITY

Not really....it's upside down in a field-having burnt to rusted hulk months ago.

O8er'r saving points up for an autographed Depends.

Posted by northguy3

Don't forget-he prefers the used ones.......

I think burning 140 sailors to death on the Forrestal just shows how far John is willing to go to get his message out. Talk about getting fired up over an issue!
And those who say he can't speak well should listen to his confession tapes from the Hanoi Hilton.

MCCAN.

Whatdya mean, this isn't one of the free toaster oven sites? I posted this crap here for nothing?

I won't stoop to the negative attacks from the Obama people.

I am only here to spread the truth about Sen McCain.

He is a Maverick who helped win the war in Vietnam and he will win the war in Iraq that same way!!

Fuck!

Ah, now I get it: he's a kept boy? Cleans up baby shit while wifey brings in the money? Explains some of his pent up anger.

Posted by panchovilla

If you guys are gonna focus on my private life when I'm not even here you could at least do me the courtesy of getting it right. The wife is a resident... which means she makes shit for cash. I make much more then she does at the moment and am still 3 years away from retirement/career change. I still go to work every day, and make much more then doctor wife.

There now when you pathetic douchebags need to talk about my personal life you can get the story right.

Have you ever noticed I just don't strike up conversations about your personal lives? Its because I don't really care about any of you... clearly you can't say the same about me.

I own you bitches...

If you guys are gonna focus on my private life when I'm not even here

This is the first I have ever heard that you leave......

And come on Rob. I was sticking up for your pathetic ass.

This is the first I have ever heard that you leave......

I find it funny you're always here to point out that I'm always here.

your pathetic ass.

again... pot... kettle.

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the keyboard. Chin up, Bobbi, chin up.

So when does McCan get his toaster oven? I want to know. Is this the reaction to the supposed "Obama has 400 paid bloggers" meme? You know the bullshit that NQ has been spreading? I can tell you the Obama campaign is so tight with money there is no way in hell that they would pay anyone to do what half of the internet population is quite happy to do for free.

Dear Rob:
YOU are the only one here who gives a flying fuck about your sorry existence. Don't flatter yourself.

MCCAN

FYI you don't get points for spamming here.

We all know McCain's history.

He was a lousy student and pilot.

He got shot down.

He once commanded a few pilots.

He's had a cushy job for 3 decades.

He's not a maverick anymore.

He's too old for a job that makes old men out of young men.

I'll buy you a toaster oven if you're that hard up.

-John McCain has the whitest hair on earth.

-He was a maverick once upon a time. I had a dog named Maverick so I should know. My dog's nickname was John. So, McCain is at least as good as my dog.

-He isn't Obama.

And, uh, um... (looking for talking points...) uh. Um.....

-He's not as old as Bob Dole!!

(I REALLY want the toaster oven McCain people!!. My address is:

Mike Hunt
666 Airhead Lane
Naples, Florida

I own you bitches...

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-08-07 06:03 PM | Reply | Flag

You claim your several years from retirement, yet you talk like a 15 year old.

Let me guess....next it's going to be 'Owndizzle'....WOOT!

Your prize?

An all expenses trip to Iraq!

McCain really loves to use that word Prizes - and in fact he's always,and only received hefty "Prizes" from many Washington lobbyists and of course not "Bribes"!

About the only thing i expect from robthestupidasshole is a cross on his lapel to cover the swastika.

Screw the toaster oven.

I want the secret decoder ring with the hidden compartment.

Maybe it'll help if I send McCain my Wheaties boxtops . . .

I see that Obama's Attack Team is showing it's ugly head again this morning.

Why can't you guys talk about your own candidate instead of attacking the other guy?

Yes We McCan!!!

Hop on board the 'McCain Plane' and lets soar into a new era!

Yes We McCan!!!

Fuck!

That McCain dude seems pretty full of himself. Who does he think he is, a celebrity?

I want one of those cool tire pressure gauges!

But, I can't think of anything nice to say about Mr. Poopypants....sigh.