"We got an extradition treaty with Sweden? I'm looking for new digs, and those six months of darkness appeal to me!"

Dick Loncheney.

Hey libs! Here is a place you can move to if you hate America as much as Obama and his wife do. They will even pay you, but you will have to give up your food stamps, welfare check and SSI.

Pay? All they had to do was open a Swedish Stewardess training academy!

Don't go to Sweden if you don't like drinking in fancy bars with drop dead gorgeous women.

It's almost the national pastime.

And here all this time I thought I was Irish.

"Don't go to Sweden if you don't like drinking in fancy bars with drop dead gorgeous women.

It's almost the national pastime."

Well, I'm sold.

Jeff In Skidmark has another option.

Jeff lives in your underwear, Lee?

"Don't go to Sweden if you don't like drinking in fancy bars with drop dead gorgeous women.--

YEAH!

And they will be the First To Die in the Mooslum Gas Chambers ---- SQUAWK!

Sincerely

Any rightwing idiot of the Day

They will even pay you, but you will have to give up your food stamps, welfare check and SSI.
Posted by fwthom at 2008-08-07 10:49 AM

Hey, c'mon little fella, you can do it.
I know you can.
Remember when they read The Little Engine That Could to you a couple weeks' back?
Well, bucko, you be that Little Engine.
Remember your mantra:
"I think I can, I think I can, I think I can."
Besides, there are plenty of Lap dancers nearby.
Yes you can, yes you can, yes you can.

Hey libs! Here is a place you can move to if you hate America as much as Obama and his wife do. They will even pay you, but you will have to give up your food stamps, welfare check and SSI.

Posted by fwthom

only if you shoot yourself in the head..

"only if you shoot yourself in the head.."

Judging from his posts here, he already has.

thom,
you should move to Dubaii to be with your pals, the other jackoffs

Do they have blonds in Sweden?

Where do I sign up?

Do they have blonds in Sweden?

Ja.

I think it's the law.

Lipzoidials penis, being magnificent in it's own right and having suffered through years of abuse and cruelty, jumps to attention right away when in the presence of those blonde headed swedish accented babes.

But it collapses when it thinks it's gonna be exposed to sub-zero temperatures.

Is Detroit paying attention to this?

"Hey libs! Here is a place you can move to if you hate America as much as Obama and his wife do. They will even pay you, but you will have to give up your food stamps, welfare check and SSI."

Uh-oh. He's more cranky than usual. Don't worry, the nurse will be around soon to change your diaper. Try thinking about those happy days gone by when you were a young, helmeted boy.

Last week?

Hey libs! Here is a place you can move to if you hate America as much as Obama and his wife do. They will even pay you, but you will have to give up your food stamps, welfare check and SSI.

Posted by fwthom at 2008-08-07 10:49 AM | Reply | Flag:

Maybe you and all your shit-dick militia buddies can go train up there for your upcoming 'race war' or you can practice blowing up federal buildings all while pretending to be patriots!

The cash they handout will help offset the loss of your disability checks and red-state welfare that blue states have to pay to carry your sorry asses.

If they allow guns and tap dancing, this place could be the new home of the GOP after the November Democratic sweep.

"I wish life could be Swedish magazines"

- Iggy Pop

4 grand? Would that even pay half the electric bill for my first winter?

4 grand? Would that even pay half the electric bill for my first winter?

Consumer Price Indices:
Subject: Consumer Prices - energy.
Measure: Index, 2000=100

---- 2005 -- 2006 -- 2007
Swe 132.2 - 142.3 - 142.6
USA 142.1 - 158.0 - 166.7

Damn Socialists. We're so much better off under our energy Czar. Still, we beat Turkey, the Slovak Republic(Czechoslovakia if you're John McCain) and Mexico only just beat us.