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Thirty percent of voters said the candidates' choice of running mates will have a great influence on their decision, according to a new CBS News poll out this evening.

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When people vote for the candidate who would be the oldest person ever elected president, I'd say the veep slot should definitely be a matter for serious concern.

That's why I'm rooting for Piyush Jindal.

"That's why I'm rooting for Piyush Jindal."

Impossible! You and I are gonna like the same guy!?


When people vote for the candidate who would be one of the least experienced in national politics ever elected president, I'd say the veep slot should definitely be a matter for serious concern.

That's why I'm rooting for Paris Hilton.


But seriously, folks.....

www.msnbc.msn.com

I haven't heard of a single interesting VP possibility with HRC off the table... no pun intended.


Considering that more registered Dems voted for her in the primary than did for Obama, you would think that would count for something.

Both candidates have stagflation in their poll numbers. It may be that only a good VP pick will help either one of them move those numbers.

Although it's hard to think of who that would be in either camp, short of Hillary.

Or Paris.

Jindal? He'll get the exorcism vote.

"Considering that more registered Dems voted for her in the primary than did for Obama"

But we'll ignore those nasty caucuses, blah blah blah, jesus fucking christ Porky give it up.

I am afraid Bubba killed all hopes of an Obama-Clinton ticket. Sometimes I really wonder if Bubba wants Hillary to move up the political chain.

least experienced

~Corky.

Spud thinks of it as least corrupted/ co-opted.

That's a good thing, by the way.

Give it up, Corky.

Hillary aint getting the Veep nod no matter how much you wanna see it happen.

Yer beating yer head into a wall.

Let it go.

You'll feel much better when you stop.

When people vote for the candidate who would be the oldest person ever elected president, I'd say the veep slot should definitely be a matter for serious concern.

~Doc Sarvis.

Agreed.

McCain is gonna need a Veep candidate who not only can tell him the difference between Sunni and Shia, and change his depends every hour or so but he's also gotta pick someone who will not die of old age in the next four years.

Guess that leaves Loserman out of the picture.

Be Well.


Go butter yourself (again), Aunt Jomama. You know it's the only way you can squeeze into Mrs. Butterworth's crack.

The fact is that more registered Dems voted for her in the Primary.

-Let it go.
You'll feel much better when you stop.


Fuck off, Taterkins.

I have no interest in her as VP, and I doubt she would be dumb enough to accept at this point.

Next time Spud goes to a surgeon, btw, tell them you want an intern instead.

"Spud thinks".... since when?

www.drudge.com

You really should stick to talking about McCain's wife and donkey fucking in Juarez.

It fits your personality and enhances your intellectual profile.


What about Joe Biden for 'bama? Is he a choice? Is he being considered?

Damn Corky, how DO you keep your takes so fresh? I'll bet you'll need a new 3x5 card any day now.


Actually, John Edwards love child is being courted by both candidates as a potential VP pick.

The youth vote and all.

Tissues.....who needs tissues......Get your tissues here.....tissues.......Oh Hey Corky! Here you go. No, really, there on me.........Tissues, get your tissues here........Tissues.......

I think that those throwing around the "experience" bull shit need to be honest and admit that though some were in the Senate long before Obama they sure showed poor judgement on some of the most important votes of their careers. Hilary voted WRONG on both the invasion of Iraq and on the branding of the Iranian Republican Guard as terrorists. McCain voted wrong on both and then to make matters worse made a joke out of bombing Iran which was possibly the most irresponsible thing I have ever seen any politician do in my entire life.
Obama hasn't been in the Senate as long but he sure as hell has shown better judgement than those two during the time he has been there.
BTW, since Bill Clinton seems to be holding a grudge against Obama I think his wife's chances of being VP are nil.


Ah, Manyshits chimes in with his talent for italics. I guess everyone has to be good at at least one thing in life.

BTW, since Bill Clinton seems to be holding a grudge against Obama I think his wife's chances of being VP are nil.

Or vice-versa.

But the end result is the same.

She is going to make a fine Junior Senator from NY.

I guess everyone has to be good at at least one thing in life.


Posted by Corky

Then what is your excuse?


You were born with the talent for italics, you say?

Congrats!


Hilarious!

I mention, in response to HC's comment, the fact from Fineman's article about more Dems having voted for Hillary in the primary than voted for Obama.... and the inmates go apeshit again.

If your confidence level is at such a low, perhaps you should work harder for your candidate.

Or maybe just buying yourselves a new pair of heels? Or two. Aunt Jomamma says that always works for her.

If your confidence level is at such a low, perhaps you should work harder for your candidate.

Posted by Corky

Get ready, cork, because if Obama loses in November, it's going to be our fault, and this place is going to get interesting.

speaking of interesting, I was walking down 6th ave yesterday I came upon a group of Obama canvassers stopping people on the street looking for support. The three I passed looked right at me and didn't bother to stop me. I guess I look too conservative or something. Too bad I cut my hair a few years ago, maybe then they would have considered stopping me... I would have loved to have gotten into it with them. those kids would have shit their pants.


It would certainly be everyone's fault but Obama's.

How funny would it be if he actually felt the need and ended up picking Hil for VP after all?

That would be the same, or worse, than losing the election for some of the more saintly sycophants around here.

Says CORKY the "he can't win in the big states"

DUH

He's leading in PA, MI, OH, and even FLORIDA

You don't know jack except you're a Hillary supporter who's willing to turn the WH over to McCain for spite.

Get over it already idiot !!

How funny would it be if he actually felt the need and ended up picking Hil for VP after all?

What sky is the color in your world Cork?

What does Hillary's pussy taste like anyway?

What sky is the color?????

This sky.
It's colored.
Did I say, "colored"?
Oops.
Just kidding, heh, heh, heh.
No, really, my friends, take my word for it.
What time is Czechoslovakia?
~Jurassic John

What time is Czechoslovakia?
~Jurassic John

Posted by Doc_Sarvis

What should be worrying you is that McCain can just fumble along and still it doesn't affect his numbers significantly.

Again, the disenchanted republicans that Obama is trying to persuade to vote for him are unhappy with iraq not because it was fought at all, nor because we were lied into it, but because we have fought it ineptly. Think about that.

As long as Obama continues with the strategic blunder line, those republicans will be unimpressed.

50% of the country can't STAND Hillary.

She wouldn't be doing this well, not with 50% negatives.

If CORKY idiots keep up their PMS over Obama winning the nomination McCain MIGHT stand a chance.

But, ONLY with your help CORKY

"The three I passed looked right at me and didn't bother to stop me."

I would have guessed it was because of your steely stare and "don't fuck with me" demeanor. ; )

I would have loved to have gotten into it with them. those kids would have shit their pants.

Why would they have done that? Are you claiming to be intellectually superior to all?

AU-
While Hillary does have that 50% negative, I wonder about whether adding her to the ticket might gain votes for Obama.

Here's why: Hillary does have some hard core supporters and also has a good number of blue collar Dems that Obama's thus far had some difficulty in reaching. Perhaps adding her will bring those voters to the polls for Obama.

The 50% negative probably doesn't mean as much if one is considering her for the VP. Would people who might otherwise vote for Obama decide to sit it out if he picks Hillary (or some other undesireable VP)? I doubt it. I think people vote based on the presidential nominee.

Just a thought. Personally I think he should go with an older person who has plenty of foreign policy cred.

I would have guessed it was because of your steely stare and "don't fuck with me" demeanor. ; )

Posted by SanAntonioRogue

LOL... I wish... I'm still not over living in Wyoming. I look everyone on the street in the eye like i'm ready to say hello and make a new friend.

I wonder about whether adding her to the ticket might gain votes for Obama.

It wouldn't make up for the amount of Republican voters it would drive to the voting booths. Those that plan on sitting this one out would be all over the chance of defeating a Clinton.

That is why she isn't going to be on the ticket.

Personally I think he should go with an older person who has plenty of foreign policy cred.

I think Biden would be the best choice too.

"I'm still not over living in Wyoming. I look everyone on the street in the eye like i'm ready to say hello and make a new friend."

I know what you mean... I never outgrew that either.

Why would they have done that? Are you claiming to be intellectually superior to all?

Posted by taxman

No, tax, for the same reason that the Obama campaigners who call me from time to time bug out (there was a time when I provided Obama with all my contact info)... they know how to handle debating with McCain supporters, but they are wholly incapable of reasoned debate with supporters of another candidate. Turns out, they often don't even really know what Obama's platform is about.

His campaign would do better with a few of you here out on the streets for him.


Personally I think he should go with an older person who has plenty of foreign policy cred.


I think Biden would be the best choice too.

Posted by Manypaths

He should give
Jim Webb a shot.

His campaign would do better with a few of you here out on the streets for him.

How do you improve on leading every major poll in the Country?

Just this week he increased his electoral count over McCain.

There is a campaing that needs to do better, but it isn't the one that is leading everything.

Not that he will, but he should pick Russ Feingold. After all, there ought to be at least one progressive on the ticket.

Poll: Nearly half hearing too much about Obama

WASHINGTON - Barack Obama may be the fresh face in this year's presidential election, but nearly half say they're already tired of hearing about him, a poll says.

With Election Day still three months away, 48 percent said they're hearing too much about the Democratic candidate, according to a poll released Wednesday by the nonpartisan Pew Research Center. Just 26 percent said the same about his Republican rival, John McCain.

Obama, the 47-year-old Illinois senator who would become the first black president, has dominated political news coverage much of the year. According to an ongoing Pew study, Obama has appeared in more news stories this year and more people say they have heard more about him than McCain, the longtime Arizona senator who also ran for president in 2000.

Two-thirds of Republicans and about half of independents said they've heard too much about Obama, as did a third of Democrats, a significant number.

At the same time, nearly four in 10 said they've been hearing too little about McCain about four times the number who said so about Obama. About half of Republicans, four in 10 independents and even a quarter of Democrats said they've not heard enough about the GOP candidate.

The poll was conducted from Aug. 1-4 and involved telephone interviews with 1,004 adults. It had a margin of sampling error of plus or minus 3.5 percentage points.

news.yahoo.com


-What does Hillary's pussy taste like anyway?

Posted by Manypaths

Yur mom says it tastes like your dick.... but you'd have to verify that with her.

Personally, I think he should go with an older person who has plenty of foreign policy cred.

~Ooh-Rah

I think Biden would be the best choice too.

~Manypaths

Agreed.

Obama/Biden '08

Adding Hillary to Obama's ticket might bring some of the more recalcitrant/ racist and/or vagina-visioned Hill huggers into the fold but it will also turn off many of the people who were roiginally excited about Obama's message of change and refutation of DC's "politics as usual" mentality.

It would end up being a net loss fer Obama at the end of the day in terms of votes and integrity.

This election is really a geek test fer America.

A test of how smart or dumb America is.

How much it's overcome it's own racist past.

Electing McCain would guarantee a hastening of the demise of the American hegemonic empire (which may not be such a bad thing from a global perspective).

Electing Obama might just be the beginning of a new and exciting chapter in the American saga.

Yer choice, peoples.

Choose Well.

Be Well.

Yur mom says it tastes like your dick.... but you'd have to verify that with her.

Is this when we try to guess your age Corky?

The biggest problem with Webb though, is that because he is so new to the Senate, he might be labelled as "inexperienced" as well.

Webb is an excellent choice though, he might even bring in more military votes, a couple hundred thousand of whom are stationed in Virginia.

What about Richardson as a possibility? Or are 2 brown people in the White House too much for the average American to tolerate?


Or, you could choose talking about Mccain's wife and donkey fucking in Juarez.

Spuds'll help you out there if you have an IQ over 80.

Webb is an excellent choice though, he might even bring in more military votes, a couple hundred thousand of whom are stationed in Virginia.

That Senate seat was too tough to get to put back up into the air. If you want VA with your pick, select the Gov.

What about Richardson as a possibility? Or are 2 brown people in the White House too much for the average American to tolerate?

Probably.

Is this when we try to guess your age Corky?

Posted by Manypaths


14....Do I win something?

He should give
Jim Webb a shot.


Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2008-08-06 01:32 PM | Reply


No puns intended...
Sincerely,
www.washingtonpost.com
and
www.outsidethebeltway.com

His campaign would do better with a few of you here out on the streets for him.

I have hit the streets for him, and I have had plenty of civil debates with people who are supporters of candidates other than McCain. Generally, the discourse is pleasant and nothing at all like you make it sound.


Biden is a great Dem, and a loose cannon whose lips would sink several ships before Obama ever got elected.

Richardson is seen as weak and Webb is another rookie.

The choices keep getting smaller on both sides.

Webb is out. It is going to be Sebelius, Kaine or Bayh.

I was really hoping Hillary would be on the ticket, but, again, the uncertainty of Bubba always looms. He sure as hell played a part in Hillary's demise.

-14....Do I win something?

Yes! An all expense paid trip to Manypaths designer vagina, also known as American Goonity.

Biden would be my dream candidate. That dude is crazy, and would provide enough material to last a lifetime.

It's going to be Bayh. You need to balance out the angry negro muslim ticket with the only guy whiter and less threatening than Sweetchuck.
i199.photobucket.com

It is going to be Sebelius, Kaine or Bayh

No Biden surprise TM?

How much it's overcome it's own racist past.


Yeah, figured, if Obama loses, America is full of racists...whatever.


This election is really a geek test fer America.

A test of how smart or dumb America is.

If we fail this test, we can never be as dumb as canada.


McCain will pick Charlie Crist in order to lock up Florida and even if he does win FLA he will still ultimately lose.

Evan Bayh?

Now Spud knows 101 is a certifiable loonie.

Aint gonna happen.

Be Well.

-I'm still not over living in Wyoming. I look everyone on the street in the eye like i'm ready to say hello and make a new friend.

Be careful walking around The City like that, HC.

I don't think "new friend" means the same thing there as it does in Wyoming.

If we fail this test, we can never be as dumb as canada.

~Ebb&flow

Ah, the Classic "I know you are but wot an I?" defense.

You musta been a force to be reckoned with on the playground back in third grade.

Here in blogworld, today?

Not so much.

^_^

Be Well.

No Biden surprise TM?

See 101's 1:48 post.

Just when exactly is McCain going to stop losing ground in the Electoral Race?

He is already so far behind and he keeps falling even farther behind.

When is McCain going to start gaining? He's running out of time and has so much fucking work to do just to catch up.

When is he going to start doing so?

Has Bloomberg been completely nixed from consideration? I'd think that his name on the ticket could conceivably prove the positive tipping point for some undecided independents and possibly some of the more liberal republicans.

You musta been a force to be reckoned with on the playground back in third grade.

Here in blogworld, today?

Not so much.

^_^

Be Well.

You would know - being a third grader currently. How was recess today spud?

"Be careful walking around The City like that, HC. "

The City? I didn't know HC lived in Los Angeles.

"Be careful walking around The City like that, HC.
I don't think "new friend" means the same thing there as it does in Wyoming."

Posted by Corky

LOL, you know it, cork... people look at me as if to say.... WTF are YOU looking at, A$$hole? Even by old ladies. I'm surprised I haven't gotten a beat down in the last 6 years here.

"The City? I didn't know HC lived in Los Angeles."

Posted by nullifidian

Nah, NYC, nulli.

"Nah, NYC, nulli."

Don't tell AndreaMackris. She thinks "The City" refers to San Francisco. :)

Generally, the discourse is pleasant and nothing at all like you make it sound.

Posted by taxman

How did I make it sound, tax? If I ran into you canvassing for BHO, at least we'd have a good discussion. The phone bankers I've spoken to on the three occasions that I've answered their calls, on the other hand, are sadly under-informed about their own candidate's platformand ill prepared for supporters of other candidates who are not McCain. that's all I was saying.

HC - Phone bankers suck, which is why I am registered as an independent - in Louisiana this means you get no political solicitation whatsoever.

A buddy of mine does the phone bank thing for Obama. If I had gotten a call from someone like him, I'd have a much different opinion of the process because he's smart and enthusiastic. I only get the latter. I've asked him to blog here, since we essentially blog via email and txt messaging, but he's hesitant. oh well.


"Obama running mate could come from left field

Fans of Evan Bayh, the clean-cut senator for Indiana, are hoping today will be the day he is selected as Barack Obamas vice-presidential running mate. They are likely to be disappointed.

Obama officials say privately it is unlikely a running mate will be selected before the candidate returns from a weeks holiday in Hawaii, which starts this Friday. That leaves about 10 days until the start of the Democratic party convention in Denver.

In spite of ever more feverish speculation about who Mr Obama is likely to choose Hillary Clinton having made a comeback in the past few days the decision is unlikely to be leaked. In addition to Michelle Obama, the candidates inner circle consists of just three people: David Axelrod, his senior strategist, David Plouffe, his campaign manager, and Robert Gibbs, a senior adviser.

All three are intensely loyal and discreet Obama professionals. It doesnt go much beyond this circle,-- says a senior Obama staffer. Others may be consulted on a case-by-case basis. But only the Davids and Robert are always inside the circle.--

It is even unclear whether Mr Obama has yet whittled his choice down to a shortlist. But a straw poll of Obama staff members and Democrats close to the campaign suggests that five or six names recur. Each is deemed capable of helping to neutralise one or more of Mr Obamas perceived weaknesses: inexperience, lack of national security credentials, the perception that he is aloof and his poor record of winning over blue-collar voters in swing states of the rust belt.

All are evaluated principally on their ability to help Mr Obama win in November, as opposed to the contributions they might make to an administration. In addition, good personal chemistry is essential."

www.ft.com

They go on to comment on each candidate.

Quaintly enough, I remember when the first consideration to qualify for VP was the ability to serve as President.

Of course, we know who most Dems voted that would be. (hahahhahha!)

It is Bayh or Keane for Obama.

It is Romney or Pawlenty for McCain.

Of course, we know who most Dems voted that would be. (hahahhahha!)



Actually, most dems voted that they did NOT want Hillary.

That is why she LOST the election.

VEEP picks....no.
It's the economy stupid.


VEEP picks....no.
It's the economy stupid.


Posted by danni

Well according to Corky, it is all about Hillary Stupid.

I just wonder if she'll EVER get over it.

My prediction is that, taking a page from the Republican's 2000 book, Caroline Kennedy will be named VP choice within the next 10 days.

; )

Biden or Clark. Wes would trash whatever military credibility lead Mcsame has.

I'm guessing Mitt for Mcsame, which will freak the talibaptists out, but open Mitt's wallet.

Depends/Funny Underwear 2008, cause they're both white (at least to start with).

Jindal would be good for the economy, cause them Paki muslims are great at screwing every penny out of you at the Quikki-Mart.

Of course, we know who most Dems voted that would be. (hahahhahha!)

~Crocky

Narf! Cracky is Hillaryous!

Wotta card!

Is it just Spud or does anyone else here picture Corky wandering around DC during Obama's innaugaration with a sandwich board on that sez "Hillary 2012"?

Depends/Funny Underwear 2008, cause they're both white (at least to start with).

~NG#3

LOL

FF fer that.

Be Well.

cause them Paki muslims are great at screwing every penny out of you at the Quikki-Mart.

stop taking your food stamps there. You can probably get a better value at a supermarket.

Obama should pick someone with more experience than he has. That's a pretty big pool to pick from.


AH, I see Spud has taken a break from visualizing John McCain's wife fucking donkeys in Juarez, at least long enough to grace us with His Tuberance.

You know, a day with out Spud is like a day without third-person hemorrhoids.

Unfortunately for you, it's a day that will never come. But, like your mom says, keep lickin' honey. Keep lickin'.


But I digress. Apparently the Half-Baked One and his Nava-'ho sidekick Manyshits have yet to process the fact that more registered Dems voted for Clinton in the Dem Primary than voted for Obama.

Just to mention it, as I did earlier, is a sin against Saint O and a Holy Transgression against the Appointed Minions.

What a starch-filled joke.


lmfao!!

Just mention hemorrhoids and Manyshits the Pavlovian ball-sucking dog salivates into licking mode.

yet to process the fact that more registered Dems voted for Clinton in the Dem Primary than voted for Obama.

Yawn.

* sigh *

Apparently, Cracky has yet to process why his candidate lost.

Here's a clue Corkster.

She listened to her asshole advisors who urged her to adopt a Big State/ Four Corners strategy.

Ergo she spent most of her resources on the big states of California, Florida, and New York and FAILed to spent on the rest cos all her folks were telling her she was the inevitable candidate.

They were wrong, she lost.

Obama adopted a 50 state strategy and ended up winning.

The fact that she got "more registered Dems" to vote fer her belies the reality that she FAILed to appeal to independents and new voters and the simple fact that her strategy sucked cos of massive Hubris and a sense of entitlement.

Chew on that, oh bitter one.

Be Well.

/Someone feel free to chime in with a "57 state strategy" joke now.
//That one never gets old.

This incessant "veepstakes" coverage has become tiresome.

Just let us know when Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich actually pick their heir apparents.

I guess that should be heirs apparent .... as if it matters.

I wouldn't have thought that one election could addle someone's "brain" as thoroughly as is evident, but hey, that's our Corky!

Crocky- The fact is that more registered Dems voted for her in the Primary.

More repubs, too.

Good God. You and "clintonisking" are going to end up bombing a post office together, aren't you?

She LOST. Time to GET OVER IT.

This is just anecdotal evidence, but my mother said she was voting for Obama unless he picked Hillary as VP. Where there's one...

(btw-I'd qualify her as an independent; I think she's voted for the winning candidate for the past 4 elections...odd voting history, I'll admit, but she's not a party hack)

For lots of reasons, they should make a difference!

Yer choice, peoples.


Choose Well.


Be Well.

Posted by dethspud


/that's right potato head our choice stop meddeling.

SHIRTS

You're going after spamming points for that McCain toaster oven aren't you?

Evan Bayh is a communist like Obama. They should be well suited to each other.

Obama's greatest coup would be to win one or two southern states, like Georgia and Florida. Winning Arkansas, North Carolina and Virginia would also be HUGE. But his risks are that Midwestern blue collar workers will abandon him to vote for McCain.

McCain needs to blunt Obama's threats in the South and exploit Obama's weakness with the blue colalr crowd. McCain needs a VP who is capable to fill in, as people are concerned that the job of POTUS would wear down even a person with a 100 year old mom on the campaign trail, and it's normal to wonder if the potentially oldest person to ever get elected President might not be abole to finish a term or two in office. Arkansas' Huckabee could tout his gubernatorial experience as proof of his executive capabilities and might add a youthful twist to the McCain ticket.

For Obama, Virginia's Gov. Tom Kaine might help Obama garner blue-collar and southern voters, while Florida's Bill Nelson could expand Obama's appeal in Florida and perhaps among hispanics. (Pennsylvania's Ed Rendell has a certain Midwestern aura about him, but one has to wonder if the personalities are too different to make a Obama + Rendell ticket magical enough to work.)

Sure is an interesting set of dynamics this year. Bob Barr's candidacy could help give Obama a plurality in Georgia, and that adds another interesting twist. (Still, the candidate with the best chance of winning is the one that Diebold supports.)

Electing McCain would guarantee a hastening of the demise of the American hegemonic empire (which may not be such a bad thing from a global perspective).

Electing Obama might just be the beginning of a new and exciting chapter in the American saga.

Yer choice, peoples.

Choose Well.

Be Well.
Posted by dethspud

Obama, and McCain, two pathetic "choices" for POTUS.

BOTH candidates will keep us in the Middle East fighting wars much to the joy of their war profiteering puppet masters.

Both have pledged their unwavering support of a foreign nation, which means continued misery for Americans.

It's a lose/lose for America.

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