9. Relax, be yourself and have a good time out there.

10. Always wear cleen underware.

11 Keep a twenty dollay bill in yer shoe, ya never know when ya might ned it.

12. Dont call your wife a trollup, a cunt, or offer to have her show her tits to a bunch of drunken bikers.

13. Remember the silent majority.

14. Hang out with your wang out.

Sorry, JH...no one wants to see your wanger.
Nor do they want to see you wanking it.
Put it away-and keep it put away.....