Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

As a result of being called out by John McCain, who she dubs "Wrinkely Old Guy," Paris Hilton announced her candidacy and new energy policy in a new video on Funny or Die.

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I want to have hot, stinky sex with Paris Hilton....

I'll settle for her specialty (oral) while I drive her Bentley thru Bel Air.

There's no way she wrote that. And she's not quite looking so hot in that bikini like she used to. Godd video tho'

Damn that Matt Drudge and stealing my thunder by making this the story de jour on his website.

This is just too friggin' funny.

Almost as funny as Mcsame's joke about tire pressure in Sturgis. Went down like a lead balloon.

Then again, that pretty much describes Mcsame's flying career.

Then again, any guy who says "who's tired of 4 dollars a buck gasoline" to try and be "common" ain't exactly gonna be seen in Second City.

Wow! I didn't know she could read!

It's funny--and she is for drilling and all the above--just like McCain!

lol

I am for drilling. Paris.

Alex-
She's blushing, I'm sure.

Murphy, can you show me where Grandpa Pee-Pants has said he would like to impose mp/g regulations on Detroit?

Betel- sorry, can't help it.

It's also funny that an airhead celebrislut managed to come off as more presidential in terms of energy policy, than the two guys actually running.

I wonder who wrote her script? McCain is desperately trying to find out...

McCain's response ad:

And my friends, that's not Hotness we can believe in.

She pretty much backed what Obama's said. True to form, like Afghanistan, 16 months, etc. McCain's responded. He's claimed Hilton's supporting his idea.

McCain responding to Paris Hilton and Paris Hilton sounding smarter than McCain? Egads.

mccain is older then yoda??

damn

ok


All we need is a video from Brittany Spears and I think we will have succeeded in bringing the debate down to the level where everyone gets it now...

and I love the video...it's definitely pegging my peter meter with alternate energy!!

"All we need is a video from Brittany Spears..."

Done:
www.youtube.com

lol... thats frickin hilarious!

what an election!

She reads a teleprompter as good as Obama and sure looks a lot better.

Dude, Brittany is totally tweeking in that video. She can't stand still and she is either chewing at some gum pretty heavily or on her tongue - either way she looks like a meth head.


We can get Brittany to make a political video. Then her and Paris can get in a big public pissing contest. Then they can fight it out on WWE in a bikini, high heels and hand cuffs.

I can just see the headlines tomorrow, 'Males on DR website masterbated themselves to death'. Story at 11.



I found it very strange that McSame used that piece of trailer trash, Britney Spears, in a negative way.

She's the typical redneck base that the right loves.

See how much faith she has in her semi-retarded Messiah, W.

CARLSON: A lot of entertainers have come out against the war in Iraq. Have you?

SPEARS: Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens.

CARLSON: Do you trust this president?

SPEARS: Yes, I do.

"Trust our president IN EVERY DECISION THAT HE MAKES?"

Spoken like a true trailer-trash republican. YEEEEE-HAW!

I think it's sad that McCain has to stoop to the politics of class envy.

I'd vote for Paris.

See ya at the debates, bitches.

It's sad when your candidacy for President of the United States of America is based upon using and being used by Paris Hilton.

I mean, are you guys, you know who you are, seriously thinking of voting for Gramps? Seeeeriously.

"He's the oldest celebrity in the world," the video opens. "Like, super old. Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin, and beer was served in a bucket."

Hilton thanked the "wrinkly white-haired guy" for his endorsement and offered her own energy policy.

The best part is the shot of the crypt keeper.

This was a crazy ad. I can't believe how well she read her lines and that she very nearly came off as... *choking... ahem... smart!

she chose her parents well....

Being made to look stupid by Paris Hilton-put a par-boiled apple in John's mouth-he's done.

Not even Cindi flashing her tits to drunk bikers can save him now. and doing it at the GOPPer convention would just be a waste-John's manboobs would get more interest.

Her own policy matches McCain's policy.

Funny ad--Paris is not stupid--never was--even though she pretends to be ditzy.

I can't believe how well she read her lines.

~HC

Spud either, wonder how many takes that took.

The best part is the shot of the crypt keeper.

~Dfiant

Paris totally stole that idea from Spud.

Spud totally can't remember whom he stole it from.

Essentially, the position that she's proposing in this ad, of limited off shore drilling combined with encouraging the Big Three automakers to work seriously on alternative energy transport is pretty much wot Obama is talking about.

Luffs it.

That's HAWT!

Be Well.

"Her own policy matches McCain's policy."

mccain is for drill now
right here

how is that the same as limited offshore drilling with strict oversight?

Funny, Murph, I saw the same ad and I came away with a different take. I agree that the proposal seems reasonable, which is funny, cause it leans more towards Obama -- responsible, limited drilling. C'mon, folks, JMC is an oil co. puppet, just like the disasters in human form who've dragged us down these past 8 years are. We will never move in a responsible way towards energy independence as long as the oil folk are allowed to have a stranglehold on how and where we get said energy. And as for PH, she may not be dummy, dummy, but those weren't her words but those of a team of writers smart and sharp enough to know this would be boffo funny.

Funny ad--Paris is not stupid--never was--even though she pretends to be ditzy.

She dropped out of high school and they had to bring in tutors to her home just to get her to be able to pass her GED. I don't think being ditzy and dumb is an act she puts on. She really is ditzy and dumb. Why anyone cares what this flake has to say about politics is beyond me. I'd rather listen to the opinion of anyone on DR (right or left) over what Paris Hilton has to say.

CC--FF and touche!

McSame responds to McSame: I was against inflating before I was for inflating?
ELKHART, Ind. - Barack Obama taunted Republican presidential rival John McCain on Wednesday for first ridiculing him for advising voters to keep tires inflated and then later acknowledging that the practice saves gasoline.


"It will be interesting to watch this debate between John McCain and John McCain," Obama said as he campaigned in Indiana with Sen. Evan Bayh, widely considered a top-tier candidate for running mate.

Discussing the air-pressure issue during an appearance Tuesday night, McCain said he wasn't opposed to Obama's suggestion. "And could I mention that Senator Obama a couple of days ago said that we ought to all inflate our tires, and I don't disagree with that. The American Automobile Association strongly recommends it, but I also don't think that that's a way to become energy independent."

Paris looks pretty chubby in that video...sad, she is spiraling downhill at the same pace as Brittney. She never had a cute face and now that her body is going to hell, she doesn't have much to go on (other than the $$$)....

Paris(ain't she hot)Hilton does video in bikini...
Manages to look smarter than McLame/McSame...

How bad ass is that? super duper triple decker funny flag fer that one!

Britney's? Not so much..she looked like she was parroting what she was SUPPOSED to say-or else.

Shit, I'd vote for a fire hydrant before I'd vote for McCain.

I would certainly vote for Paris over McCain...at least she can lie better ~ no pun intended:>)


If Paris and Brittany ran as a ticket (I dont care whose on top - (no pun intended) and they promised to make out on the capitol steps on Jan 20, 2009 , F Obama and McCain, hell i'll campaign and vote for them!

"Paris looks pretty chubby in that video...sad, she is spiraling downhill at the same pace as Brittney. She never had a cute face and now that her body is going to hell, she doesn't have much to go on (other than the $$$)...."

Jacque you are being a bit critical since the only thing that Paris and your girlfriend have in common is that both were fucking other guys than you for the past year.

"Paris looks pretty chubby in that video."

What? Do you jerk off to Auschwitz survivor photos?

Moss big fucking FF!

Who is Paris Hilton?

"There's no way she wrote that. "

And who was the last politician to write his/her own speeches?

good for Paris, in the meantime, after Obama called for another incentative rebate McCain calls for an "economic surge", he seems to always follow Obama's lead.

She couldnt recite her address without a Teleprompter,-- says a Hilton source whos crying foul on the memorization claim. If shes wearing a designer label that has two names, like Dolce & Gabbana, she can only remember the first one. Theres no way that she memorized that whole spot.--

www.msnbc.msn.com

Suddenly, I find this airhead growing on me. Not that Paris has a special place in my heart or anything, but it was wrong of McCain to feature her in his ad, and I don't blame her for firing back.

nice gams, shame about the face.

Although it's at about the right level for these days.

nice gams, shame about the face.

Woo Hoo!

Luff that tune!

Be Well.

/And on that old school note the spuddish one is take his leave of the ever evolving Drudge Retort, like he do,
stage left.

Paris is many things, but she's not stupid. She's aware. Sure, she's a "party girl " but she is far savvier than McLame with respect to her image. People want to talk about how she's "done nothing" but she's managed to turn her celeb status (which she created) into lucrative marketing deals and earned money of her own. Granted, she had a built in hook up with her family money, but I know plenty of other rich ass kids who truly have done nothing with their opportunities except waste their time and money. And yes, she's a freak, but I don't condemn her for that, I applaud it. She's not as hot or smart as Carla Bruni, but she is a sure sight smarter than Kate Moss and looks great in person, plastic surgery be damned.

I've worked with her on a video, and found her to be pleasant and sharp. And afterwards, yes, she likes to party. She'll likely die falling off a cocktail table. But of all the rockstars I've gone out with, I've never seen the reaction that she causes when she comes into a club. She is a rockstar, haters, deal with it. (For those who think her album was all studio created, you're wrong. Written by others, sure, performed and programed by others, yes, but she sang it and acquitted herself admirably. Seen plenty of others fail that test.)

In short, this was a brilliant riposte from an unlikely source, and I think it had a Obama bent. When Paris is putting together something far more cogent than the republican old guard, the grand old poobahs are in deep doo doo.

"I wonder who wrote her script? McCain is desperately trying to find out...

Posted by Alexandrite"

The McCain camp did... DUH!

God this just furthers his association with Obama. She can't keep herself out of the limelight, I suppose. It's tragic :x.

I'm just hoping that McBush's new nick name ...."old Dude" will stick like glue.

she memorized the whole thing?!!

apnews.myway.com

I can't believe I'm going to have to reassess my whole opinion of Paris Hilton.

"I can't believe I'm going to have to reassess my whole opinion of Paris Hilton."

I laughed my ass off at the ad, and I was amazed how intelligent she sounded when proposing her "energy policy." But the only thing that would make me reassess my whole opinion of her is building a time machine, going back a few years, and preventing her from becoming the giant attention whore and poster child for brainless celebrities that she is now.

*shrug*

Let's not forget that she's been attempting acting for a couple of years now. I've never seen one of her movies that wasn't filmed without night vision, so I can't comment on her acting chops, but it's not a stretch that she memorized this.

That style of bathing suit is just fugly.

Bring on the Anne Hathaway nudes!

"Bring on the Anne Hathaway nudes!"

now there's something we can all agree on

I am suprised she was sober.

"I've never seen one of her movies that wasn't filmed without night vision"

Posted by 101chairborne

FF!! I'm pretty sure your comment can be said by every straight man over the age of 14. Well done.


"Paris looks pretty chubby in that video."


What? Do you jerk off to Auschwitz survivor photos?

Posted by Mossadegh

ff...beats National Geographic foldouts for sure!

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