One hell of a storm came through Chicago last night.

No power at the house.

first??????

damn..
I was THIS CLOSE

yes I saw it while I watched the ASTROS BEAT THE CUBBIES...........

and now.
let me ask.........

someone put a thread about ludicrous and obama taking him out

and then what about the new book by one of the swift boat guys......gonna make you libs GO CRAZY.......well crazier............

up all night watching radar for tropical storm.
about to hit me here inland.........so will be gone beddy bye for awhile........
look forward to checking and see what latest is on ludicrous being thrown under bus and this new book thing when I come out of it.......

SO YOU GUYS GET CRACKIN.......

Where is your messiah now?

Where is your messiah now?

Posted by shirtsbyeric

this guy goes to his doctor for a follow up appointment.

the doctor says, "i've got some good news and some bad news - which would you like to hear first?"

the patient responds, "give me the good news first."

doctor, "well, it seems you have only three weeks to live."

patient, "THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS? how bad can the bad news be?"

doctor, "i've been very busy and should have told you two weeks ago!"

bahdum!

What does a man with a 12" penis have for breakfast?

this is pretty funny

The Obama Death List
The following is a partial list of deaths of persons connected to Barack HUSSEIN Obama during his time inside the United States. Read the list and judge for yourself...

"What does a man with a 12" penis have for breakfast?"

Well this morning i had toast and a monster.
Oh do you mean a different guy with a 12" penis?

Well, I had a sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit, some OJ, and a bowl of AK-48.

I just love that joke....

this is pretty funny

~Shitzu Eric

The list of people connected to McLame is even funnier.

It's also much, much, much, muuuuuuch longer.

Of course, the fact that he was born somewhere back in the Dark Ages has a lot to do with that.

Almost everybody connected to McCain is dead of old age by now except fer his lobbyist girlfriends who despite being well past their "best before" date are still young enuff to be his daughter.

Be Well.

so there are buses from dallas and san antone waiting at reliant stadium and parts east for storm victims
there are emergency units waiting in every little town and city
there are trucks ready with food and supplies for people who might need them

the roads out of town are ready with the emergency flow lane
there are units and guard units ready for ANY EMERGENCY connected to this storm.

all stark differences between leaders of louisiana and texas
it makes a difference when leaders are from TEXAS rather than "chocolate city"

in other words.......LOCAL OFFICIALS WHO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING.........

BLT, keep the oil rig "rough necks" safe. We NEED that Texas crude.

The list of people connected to McLame is even funnier.

It's also much, much, much, muuuuuuch longer.

Of course, the fact that he was born somewhere back in the Dark Ages has a lot to do with that.

Almost everybody connected to McCain is dead of old age by now except fer his lobbyist girlfriends who despite being well past their "best before" date are still young enuff to be his daughter.

Be Well.

Don't take everything so serious mr. potatohead.

What happened to your Go8ama tag? Did you lose your pom poms?

What happened to your Go8ama tag?

~Upstairs at Erics

G08ama!

Be Well.

/Talking flip flops when McBush is yer candidate may not be a winning strategery, ya know.

//From Roe v. Wade to the "agents of intolerance" to tax cut fer the wealthy to Grover Norquist and the Wylie boys of Texas to Campaign finance reform to off shore drilling etc etc, ad nauseum, ad infinitum, McCain has consistently shown, time after time, that he is the most corruptable, inauthentic co-opted non-Maverick pol to ever try to gain the presidency.

Posted by dethspud at 2008-08-05 12:25 PM

Is "G08ama" not "Go8ama".

Is right there.

Thanx fer askin'.

Be Well.

The list of people connected to McLame is even funnier.

Not a fair comparison. When has Obama had the chance to bbq 140 sailors like McSame did? Then there are all those MIAs McSame walked away from.

Not a fair comparison. When has Obama had the chance to bbq 140 sailors like McSame did? Then there are all those MIAs McSame walked away from.

~NorthGuy3

Ah, point well taken.

Plus a FF.

^_^

Be Well.

in other words.......LOCAL OFFICIALS WHO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING.........

Posted by bushlovertwo

So you're saying Bush isn't involved? Good. He'd just do a heck of a job.

Again.

The list of people connected to McLame is even funnier.

Not a fair comparison. When has Obama had the chance to bbq 140 sailors like McSame did? Then there are all those MIAs McSame walked away from.

Posted by northguy3

On July 29, 1967 McCain was sitting in his A-4 on the USS Forrestal awaiting his turn to take off when a Zuni missile was accidentally fired from an F-4 on the other side of the deck, striking the A-4 next to McCain's. I suppose thats what youre referencing when you state that McCain "lost almost aircraft carrier". I feel fairly certain the families of the of the 134 sailors killed in the fire would not appreciate your attempts to distort the facts.

But keep up the lies

The soaring price of oil will leave the Iraqi government with a cumulative budget surplus of as much as $79 billion by years end an American federal oversight agency has concluded in an analysis released on Tuesday.
The unspent windfall, which covers surpluses from oil sales from 2005 through 2008, appears likely to put an uncomfortable new focus on the approximately $48 billion in American taxpayer money devoted to rebuilding Iraq since the American-led invasion.

Over all, the report from the Government Accountability Office estimates, Iraqi oil revenue from 2005 through the end of this year will amount to at least $156 billion. And in an odd financial twist, large amounts of the surplus money is sitting in an American bank in New York nearly $10 billion at the end of 2007, with more expected this year, when the accountability office estimates a skyrocketing surplus.

Maybe Bush can negotiate a Malikshall Plan for America?

judicial-inc.biz

Posted by northguy3

Northguy, please!

Then there are all those MIAs McSame walked away from.

Posted by northguy3 at 2008-08-05 12:54 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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and of course you conveniently leave out the FACT that he was told he could leave but he stayed until all of his buds were released.

more bullshit from liberal fucks.

So you're saying Bush isn't involved? Good. He'd just do a heck of a job.

Again.

Posted by northguy3

no but if he were still governor, he would have been just as prepared because the first line of emergency is always local. too bad the guy in chocolate city was too stupid to know that.

Beautiful blue sky today and the warm sun feels sooooo good outside.

Lovin' it.

still raining here.
I am about 80 miles north of home in houston and getting the last remnants of edwardo.........

wanted to have something funny but this bears repeating since it has been in news lately.

pena and ertman where on way home when they were caught by jose medillin and 5 others.
they took turns raping them and then put them on poles because to quote the gang leader, peter cantu when he said TO medillin......."we're going to have to kill them"
derick obrian and raul villareal looped a belt around ertmans' neck so hard....THE BELT BROKE....cantu, medillin abnd perez strangled pena with a SHOELACE and then they took them down and all STOMPED THEM ON THE NECK FOR GOOD MEASURE.
four days later, the police found the bodies but were able to id them ONLY BY DENTAL RECORDS........
judge cathy cochran wrote that medillin BRAGGED TO HIS FRIENDS that the victims had been virgins until they were attacked by his gang.

"his confession displayed a callous, cruel, and cavalier atttitude toward the two girls that he raped and helped to murder.

on a canadian website he is quoted as saying
"IM where I am today because I made an adolescent choice. thats it!"

so you see........larry and others.

we dont give a shit about what you think about texas and the death penalty.
this piece of shit deserves to die and he deserves to die as soon as possible and to hell with the international court of liberal fucks.

and now someone say something funny. that just made me sick to my stomach.

this is pretty funny

The Obama Death List
The following is a partial list of deaths of persons connected to Barack HUSSEIN Obama during his time inside the United States. Read the list and judge for yourself...

myrightwingdad.blogspot.com

Posted by shirtsbyeric

"Saw this on "Snape" and they confirmed it."

This man and any like him that think that ether Clinton or Obama and for that matter even that moron Bush had a lengthy or short deaths list attributable to them is as bug fuck nuts as is Bush himself.

It is possible that an over zealous employee or whatever has committed a murder. That a President or candidate has personal knowledge of such acts is somewhat hard to believe. Now Nixon....

Has anyone heard from Larry Mohr?

Got a head you need severed?

a) strangely enough there is a guy on the Obama death list that is also on the Clinton death list so one would assume that the Clintons killed him and then, miraculously Obama resurrected him and then killed him again, which is damn impressive.

b) Chicken and Mushroom pot noodle tastes as good as I remember it, I mean really, millions of batchelors in the UK would starve within weeks if it were not for Pot Noodles. For more information (and for losing about 10 hours of your life laughing yourself sick) go here

Sorry, forgot to add the link to Piat D'or, I have just finished the bottle. Therefore I am not responsible for anything I post from now on :)

MURPHY

Has anyone heard from Larry Mohr?

Posted by MURPHY at 2008-08-05 07:40

I know you asked about Larry the other day too. He's been gone awhile now. Here is a link to Larry's userpage and it has his email on it. Why not just send him a quick email and ask him why he hasn't been around? I don't imagine he'd mind or he would never have put up a public email address.

So, anyone hear from Goatman yet? Did they end up evacuating his rig?

have just finished the bottle.
Therefore I am not responsible for anything I post from now on :)

- LilBrit

ff

In case you have missed it, my delivery from Britishcornershop.com arrived today and I am beside myself with glee.

Did you get any candy?

British candy is cool!

No Spud, I get all my candy from World Market (flakes. bounty bars, crunchies, smarties, fruit gums and pastilles, turkish delight) just down the road in Wilmington, I get my other Brit foods from Fresh Market and Lowes Foods. However the hard to find stuff I end up going to Cameronsbritishfoods.Com and Britishcornershop.com today my big old box arrived, pot noodles, heinz soups (why the hell heinz don't do their soups in the US is beyond me, they beat Campbells hands down and would clean up the market if they would only try) heinz beans and pork sausage (to die for), Quavers, Twiglets, Hoolahoops, Frey Bentos tinned pies (you have to try them to believe them) BOVRIL!, Campbells meatballs in gravy, Oxo cubes, and finally All day Breakfast, in a can! I love it.

I would also like to point out that French Wine even something as generic as Piat D'or is like way more potent than the stuff I buy here.... me head is sort of spinning and I think me bed is calling.... either I am becoming a lightweight or I am not used to European wine, I think it is a combination of both.

yes, where IS larry?

Frey Bentos tinned pies (you have to try them to believe them)

~LBD