"Hey, I got some head!"

AU paid another midnight visit again, Doc?

When i heard this I laughed my head off.

Yes, but she is still complaining that he didn't do it right:

Why did you use a rusty knife?
Would if have killed you to use anesthesia?
My left earing fell out when you cut my head you jerk!

etc.

What a sick bastard-what I TOLD him to do was "go get some head-you'll feel better"-and the sommamabitch does this shit...
I guess this means he'll never get any MORE head from her?

Haaa hooo heee! Now I know who writes for Letterman!
What fresh, funny takes! Ahahahahahahahaha!!

Frank55 is worse than waterboarding, sleep deprivation, loud music, barking dogs, and fingernail pulling combined.

Rcade, I promise to drop "pant pisser", "limpwrist", "sissy", and all quasi-racist Obama remarks for ever if you filter all Frank55 posts where he attempts humor.

Awwwww.......

Frank beat Chair to the punch again.

Come on Chair, you know you were thinking along similar lines.......

(but honestly, I was looking for a Larry comment from you given the title of the thread.)

I believe this story was already posted on the nooner and there was a Larry comment. I don't want to go to that well one too many times.

FTA: Athanassios Arvanitis, 31, allegedly committed the murder before fleeing in a patrol car and running over two female doctors who were riding a motorcycle.

Kills his girlfriend and her dog and then goes on to run over a coupla of lady docters and stab a cop?

The cops shoot him five times and he's still alive?

They should have shot him six times thinks Spud.

Be Well.

/Being Greek, Spud woulda thought this psycho woulda dragged his GF's severed bum around town rather than her head.

Come on guys, relationships are complex.

And he tried to get away by swiping a patrol car. WTF?

"Posted by cookfish at 2008-08-05 09:13 AM |"

Your obsession with my genitalia and sex life is downright peculiar.

But don't worry, if I ever run across a story that's right up your alley, e.g. beastiality or animalsex, I'll be sure to clue you in.

MANYPATHS -

It helps to gather as much information as one can from as many reputable sources as might be available. I thank you for that bit of invaluable intel. It puts the snarky posts in perspective.

"Whuzzfer chow tonite, hawney?"

"Why, feesh, jess the way you likeit: cooked, jerked, smoked, and steenky."

Nah, the name woulda been "MonthOldFish".

Some irresponsible ass holes just cut and run.

Gee, I guess Cookie didn't much like Posted by Manypaths at 2008-08-05 06:16 PM.

Quelle sensitive soul.

Police: "What happened to her".

Boy Friend: "She lost her head".