Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

A 42-year-old Jacksonvilla, Fla., is in a legal pickle after he called 911 because the sauce was left off the Italian sandwich he ordered from Subway.

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I thought Vermin was headed for the Pilipinas.

Man! SeanR just can't stop whining, no matter what!

At least he is eating a sandwich and not a Canadian bus passenger.

"Man! SeanR just can't stop whining, no matter what!"


Goddam leftists just won't stop persecuting the poor guy. The Commie pizza delivery boy has been out to get him for years.

What a dickcheese. With extra asswipe.

Maybe he'll get his "sauce" behind bars.

"The Commie pizza delivery boy has been out to get him for years."

Names Norm, was a fake architect...

And exactly what IS an emergency if this ISN'T?

Florida, home of the true crime channel, with help from California.

Sounds like a pleasant chap. I'm sure his wife enjoys cooking for him at home, too.

SeanR takes matters into his own hands.

www.freewebs.com

If you want me to leave, just don't put sauce on my sandwich.

seanree

Fucking Niceville can't get along with anybody.

This story is a bunch of Baloney!

The last time I was at Subway I ordered a meatball sub.

They have a deal where you can get double meat for $2 extra.

I asked the guy if he could do it with the meatballs.

He said no one had ever asked for it, but he would try.

He got 16 meatballs on the sub. It was great!

Meatball Sandwich!
.....MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

... He has prior convictions for burglary, battery and disorderly intoxication.

I think that explains it.

Whining over not getting any sauce?
Well-in jail he's gonna get LOTS of "secret sauce"....
Most likely-it's gonna be the substance otherwise known as "Santorum"....

After reading all of the comments and the article I have come to only one conclusion. The man with the sauce problem is a registered DR poster. Pick which one. Lots of choices.

I was no where near Florida.

He should have called the Dept.of Homeland Security and told them "Terrorists" were trying to compromise his sandwich! The Sub Shop employees then would probably already be in a super max prison!!!

Just another day in the South...imho

Fucking Subway. They count the pieces of olives that they put on your sub. Little tiny cheese triangles wouldn't fill a mouse. The local grocery deli here builds a sub with 4 times the goodies at half the price. Piss on Subway.

I bet this loser will vote for obama

Piss on Subway.

Posted by BiggieDan

Nah-just their Subs.....

I'd advise against pissing on a Nuclear powered Sub though...the crew would most likely beat the snot out of you..

I bet this loser will vote for obama

Posted by retnluvnit

He's a Southern boy...he'll probably vote for McLame.
They tend to be the real whiners.

Subway gives grinders a bad name. I go to a local joint where they pile on the pastrami, mustard and mayo on whole wheat that "melts in you mouth".

Crap jail food almost looks good in comparison to Subway or Port 'o Subs.

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