I never could figure lesbians out -- never wanting any men around.

Men can drive ya nuts sometimes but who wants to live without them. Not me.

"I never could figure lesbians out -- never wanting any men around."

Yeah, who pays for dinners, lol!

Likely lucky ladies learn labia licking lacks legal limits. Lovely.

Thanks, I needed a daily dose of alliteration.

FEMALE DINOSAUR? licka-alota-pus

I am jealous. Lesbians hands down have all of the best sex toys...

In other news, the residents of Chicken in Oven Island unanimously approve "Clitflicker" and "Cuntsucker".

They're gonna build dykes to keep the lesbians out.

the least you need to know when cruising in a new town... just follow the crew cuts, flannel and birkenstocks...

The term will sometimes have an adjective added to it, as in:

Bulldyke or Bull dyke or Bulldiker or Bulldiger (also, earlier, Bulldagger) more likely to present as butch
Diesel dyke more likely to present as butch who most likely drives a truck
Baby dyke a young, immature or recently out lesbian. Sometimes used in a pejorative sense within the LGBT community to refer to a lesbian who attempts to appear butch unsuccessfully.[6]
Femme dyke a lesbian who presents in an (often stylized) traditionally feminine way.
Lipstick Dyke variation on the pop-culture term "lipstick lesbian". Also known as a "doily dyke."
Stealth Dyke lesbian who can pass for straight, or does not fit the 'dyke' stereotype.
Trans dyke Transsexual or Transgender woman who romantically and/or sexually prefers females.
Bear dyke A lesbian of espescially large build and/or physical prowess.

[edit] Dyke bars
A dyke bar is a term used to describe any bar or club in which lesbians often attend, but can also indicate a "tougher" establishment (in terms of the patrons or environment). As with the stand-alone word "dyke," the term is considered not only slang, but a potential slur when used by non-LGBT persons.

They're gonna build dykes to keep the lesbians out.

The lesbians will have to be careful not to put too much pressure on the dykes, or else they might be washed away by the sudden explosion of rushing liquid.

.....I got nothin'

Did you know that they build their houses without studs? It's all tongue and groove there!

What was it the little Dutch boy did? Stick his finger in the dyke?

So is Dubya gonna name Mary Cheney as Ambassador to lesbos? Or will Obama name Rosie?
And do lesbians have BOBs? Or are they BOGs? Doesn't sound too appealing...

Bulldyke,

Danni, does this term offend you?

I never could figure lesbians out -- never wanting any men around. -- CalifChris

Where do you get this stuff? I'm no expert on lesbians, but 2 of the 3 I knew relatively well spent a fair amount of time with male friends. They just weren't attracted to them.

Whenever I want to know what women want, I just watch what lesbians do.
Though it seems weird to me though that women like motorcycles and butch hair do's.
Homosexuals have to make up for the opposite sex, think about it. Gay men go the other way and they go shopping.

I fell for a black woman 8 years ago, I never thought I would ever give up on the white ones.

Any woman who tries lesbian and doesn't want to give up on men, I will bet you will have forgotten all about men in less than 10 years. I know.

The last old gal that got interested in me buttered her bread on both sides. She explained her predilections thusly: that she'll "sleep" with men, but prefers to wake up with a woman. She still had plenty of bloom left on the rose, but was a money-obsessed house flipper.

Even had the locals won this, how would it have ever been enforced?

Didn't take nor very long to bring up Bush but he left out B Frank and the queer whore house in his basement.

Didn't take nor very long to bring up Bush but he left out B Frank and the queer whore house in his basement.

Posted by Sniper

Bush AND Obama. Man, you've gotten paranoid....