Gog bless this great corporation... er, I mean nation.

If anybody is going to Denver for the convention (that's for the convention, not for the protests), I'd love to buy that bag off them. contact me via my drudge email address. thanks.

CAn a nubile young hostess fit in a bag?

Cell phones? A year of service? What are the constraints on gifts?

I heard a story of an interested party who provided some girls for some Texas politicians during a convention, and three days afterward received a call from one of the girls asking what to do. They were in New York and the "beneficiary" of purchased services thought the girl had fallen in love with him as he had with her. By the way, he was married.

They were in New York and the "beneficiary" of purchased services thought the girl had fallen in love with him as he had with her. By the way, he was married.

Yankee pussy will do that to you.

Somewhere in either these schwag bags or in some carefully phrased instructions to delegates is a carefully worded behavior cautionary statement. It is titled "How to avoid looking like Republicans in public places such as restrooms".

Topics such as how far apart the legs should be and no matter what you ipod is playing, don't tap your feet.

Yankee pussy will do that to you.

Posted by silver_ironist

I guess she's REAL good at Yankin'-then......

The official Denver convention T-shirts are going to say:

" I recieved these terrific napalm facial scars at the Democratic National Convention"