Well the just released results of a study of men, I think 54 to 75, or so, indicated that after five years of observation, the way to preserve your libidinous urges was to indulge them, and that men who had more frequent sex were far less susceptible to what is now euphemistically called ED, an acronym for "Erectile Dysfunction," which formerly was called "impotence."

The squib that I read intimated that a female partner was involved, but did not indicate the efficacy of autoerotic behavior such as masturbation to ejaculation, as an alternative.

Who needs donkeys, when you can take yourself in hand. Know that the man with hair on his hands is an aware health consumer, and is providing himself proactively with medical treatment to avoid succumbing to a debility.

Wait. Onanism is contrary to biblical teachings as to right and wrong. We need to revise our laws so the man can get himself a hooker pursuant to the biblical injunction that it is better to sow your seed in the belly of a whore than cast it forth upon the ground. Surprisingly, it is San Francisco, that den of vice and iniquity, that is considering laws that will prevent prosecution of prostitution. I wonder if it is because they are overcome by a sudden religiosity.

You're such a jackass, Johnson.

Seoul -- the new Tijuana

...men, 54 to 75, or so, indicated that after five years of observation, the way to preserve your libidinous urges was to indulge them...

Just another way of saying "use it or lose it"

There ain't no telling what the Chinese will decide is a "traditional remedy" while this is just Donkey Skin (and I do not mean that flippantly) normally their so-called remedies involve something incredibly rare and endangered, hence Rhinos having their horns cut off with chain saws and left to die. I lived in Hong Kong for two years and you go into one of these "traditional remedy" stores and the labels on the jars are just horrific when you translate it to the death of an endangered species.

Placebo effect?

Posted by Jomama at 2008-07-21 08:53 PM

You're such a jackass, Johnson.

You have my heartfelt compassion and solace.

Now, this isn't like the Susan G. Komen breast cancer program, where you "run for the cure," this is a self-help program. And depiliation is available for post-treatment care.

Mao Tse Tung supposedly slept with young girls when he was moribund - in the hope of preserving his youth and vigor.

If there is the word sex in the headline, you can be sure GoldenDune posted it. ;p

Well, I'm glad that among the doddering old guys posting here, there is one remaining with some fire in his belly, and some lust in his heart, and for whom sex is a salient factor in his life.

Is GoldenDune's real name "Jimmy Carter?"

As one old coot told me, "What I used to do all night, now it takes me all night to do. But I persevere."