Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

British forces are training German Shepherds to jump from aircraft at 25,000 feet wearing their own oxygen masks and strapped to special forces assault teams. Once down in hostile terrain in Iraq or Afghanistan, the dogs will be sent in first to seek out insurgents hideouts with tiny cameras fixed to their heads

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Ah, jeezus, you just gotta love The Sun, Rupert Murdoch's crowning contribution to the world of entertainment. (Although the story has made it to more, ahem, reputable media outlets so it might even be true.)

The photograph of umptiy-dumpity number of troops with their faces blacked out, and that of the dog's as well . . . Are some of the old Monty Python writers now working for Rupe?

The dog's face is blacked out, I love it.

The dog's face is blacked out, I love it.

Posted by Goose

I couldn't believe you, I had to see it for myself.

Damn....

Maybe it was a hybrid?

The photoshop job of the dog strapped to the paratroopers chest is awesome. His little doggy air mask. So funny. HaHaha haha.

They could send a swarm of these dog paratroopers over Tehran to shit on the head of Amniginaprick.

I imagine the dog paratroopers wouldn't be too successful if there were a conflict with North Korea.

I imagine the dog paratroopers wouldn't be too successful if there were a conflict with North Korea.

Posted by katieberry at 2008-07-21 12:59 PM | Reply |

Free delivery!!!

The dog has got a mask but no hose going from it to an oxygen tank. Apparently the dog is wearing a standard Kevlar vest for his jump outfit. I do like his head camera although it looks more like a radar detector.

They airbrushed out his doggy naughty bits.

"I invented the para-dog. Obama needs to admit the curs is a success!"

John Mcsame

They airbrushed out his doggy naughty bits.

Maybe it's just REALLY cold up there!

Actually, I think it's a female. The bits are off-stage in the pic.

Actually, I think it's a female. The bits are off-stage in the pic.

Can you see nipples? if its the Sun and its a female, there will be nipples.

The subtitle: how para dog may look...

No doubt the real reason the Brits want the dogs is so they can curl up to something warm at night. Filthy buggers the lot, and bloody nasty as well.

if its the Sun and its a female, there will be nipples.

Check out the mid riff on that bitch. A stud would be showing some bulk, if not sticking his tongue out. But it's all so Rin Tin Tin that it's really comic.

If Garfield, Heathcliff, Sylvester, and Felix enlist, it will be raining cats and dogs in the UK.

German shepherds? These Brits never learn, do they?

So, the life expectancy of a German Shepherd in Iraq or Afghanistan is now measurable in nanoseconds.

Can't Western media keep its fuckin' mouth shut about anything? This was actually a decent idea, but now every Middle Easterner in the known universe is wise to what the dogs are for.

This was actually a decent idea, but now every Middle Easterner in the known universe is wise to what the dogs are for.


I'm thinking if some well-fed dog starts wandering up to the dogless taliban or sunni insurgents while wearing a TV camera, they're gonna shoot it anyways. It's sort of like painting a peace sign on a tank and expecting them to offer tea to its crew.

They could send a swarm of these dog paratroopers over Tehran
to shit on the head of Amniginaprick.

Posted by fwthom


Nah, forget having dogs parachute into Tehran.
If you really want to get the Muslim jihadis to go ballistic, send in a bunch of C-130s
loaded up with
THESE paratroopers. We know how the Muslims love pork.

FF, chris.

OPERATION "WHEN PIGS FLY"

Para-porkers makin' bacon.

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