Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2008-07-20 08:31 AM
Jeezus, grab onto that kazoo, stick it back up your ass, and start making "music."
Good grief! You New Age people certainly do have peculiar tastes. But I'll give you this, you're uninhibited and shameless, and forthright in declaring your preferences.
Sorry Doc, I'm just not that musically creative and talented, so you'll need to solicit someone else to produce the sound you like to hear.
I'm not in "the scene," Doc, not a member of the avant garde, so is this the direction in which you New Agers are going in exploring new sounds? Air, modulated and expelled through one orifice, the mouth, is old hat, so now you're into flatulence with its accompanying odiferous emanations.
I went to an art exhibit yesterday featuring impressionists and their "rebelliousness" against establishment art, including the barriers they encountered, and proceeding all the way from Monet and Manet through the cubists and abstractionists such as Miller, the sculptor, to Dali's Freudian based art, so it may be premature to criticize your tastes without allowing your BM school to develop. After all, it would take a particular talent to produce differentiated anal sounds on demand, and a practitioner could build quite a repertoire, or as a critic you would require an extended neological vocabulary to describe this novel field. Well, you've declared yourself, Doc. More power to you and enjoy your listening.
Are there any dietary recommendations to help people accumulate "gas" for needed expulsion to produce "music" you like to hear from surrogate "lips?"
And anal. Hmm. Is this musical movement you contemplate in any way connected to male homosexuality?
So many nuances. Such complexity.
