Forget Franklin, it was Jurassic John who invented that kite, and the key, plus the string, even the lightning that lit the whole sheebang up.
~Willard "Mitt or Mutt, I Forget Which" Romney

Starvis,

The kite and key?

You give young-John way too much credit.

He invented the wheel, you dipshit, not electricity.

I had thought that McBullshit invented fire.

I had thought that McBullshit invented fire.

Posted by 726

Nope.

Fire was invented after McCain died.

Learn your history, dipshit.

Maybe it was wood that he invented then?

A little testy this a.m.?

Mitt wants to be Veep. Can't blame him. If Mcsame wins, Vegas has odds 3-1 he won't rememebr to show up at his Inauguration.

I thought McCain invented "Tab".....