So I guess he got off.

Gawd, I must be getting psychic.
I read the headline and thought: Florida.
Shades of Errol Morris and Vernon, FL.

How the mighty have fallen...

and can't get up.

"Milio, who has dementia"

"Milio, who turned 94 this month, stopped his car in a parking lot about 60 feet away from the woman"

She's lucky he didn't forget he was driving and just run her down instead.

the last time he had a blow-job, he got splinters from the wooden false teeth.

This guy John McSame's younger brother? John used to like banging the Florida hookers.

It's a pretty sad country that won't allow a guy to pay for a blow job.

What are you all afraid of?

What is the purpose of that law again?

First of all - If he's 93 and has dementia and can't take care of himself, why the fuck is he driving?

Secondly - I really think that people who falsely accuse others with a crime should have to suffer whatever penalty the falsely accused would have endured had the frame job succeeded. And that includes cops who entrap demented old men.

It's a pretty sad country that won't allow a guy to pay for a blow job.

Dinner and drinks are free?

And Sully-it happened in Florida-you only need an occassional pulse and an AARP card to get a license to drive.

I don't think the pulse is mandatory. But the AARP card is.... or so Danni tells me ;^)

"""First of all - If he's 93 and has dementia and can't take care of himself, why the fuck is he driving?"""

No kidding. Sure signs of a dangerous driver:

- old man hat
- can't see the driver's head (usually an old woman)
- dumb broad at the wheel of a flashy car
- AAA sticker on the bumper
- box of Kleenex in a detailed box on the back window
- asian (DWA - Driving while asian)
- dolls or bobble head dogs on the back window
- super modified rice burners
- any vehicle driven by a city employee

"or so Danni tells me"

I've never joined AARP and I never will after the Medicare Drug Bill fiasco.

They dismissed the charges because the "evidence" wouldn't stand up in court.

Pancho-you forgot woman in an SUV or minivan on the cell phone (are they ever not?)

Frank's now the new stud of Sun City.

Defense team sponsored by the makers of Viagra.

Oh how dull. I thought the article was going to be about a 94-year-old prostitute-- finally, a Harriet Spud could luff.

To protect and serve, keeping dangerous 94 year old men off the street.

First of all - If he's 93 and has dementia and can't take care of himself, why the fuck is he driving?

~Sully.

Pretty much THIS.

Oh yeah, and the whole 'why aren't entrappers prosecuted?' thing was a pretty fair question too.

Oh how dull. I thought the article was going to be about a 94-year-old prostitute.

~Phoenix

Actually, that's where Spud thought the headline was going to but alas it was not to be.

Spud was getting a "Girl who made John McAncient a man underneath the bleachers at the 1926 World's Fair" joke ready.

finally, a Harriet Spud could luff.

Are you kidding? Spud is already luff a bunch of Harriets.

What is the purpose of that law again?

Posted by Manypaths

Wives don't want any compitition.