Andy, Andy, Andy... if only you could learn to use the Men's Room.

"Dick involved in sex arrest"

An "A" and a FF for headline writing.

Thanks Doc. But if I had it to do over I would have made it "Dick involved in urination/sex"

Guy is a major asshole. My stepson is friends with his (Andy's) son, so I know firsthand.

Headline should be : "Dick Pees, Grabs Tits"

And he's not even funny.

Too bad it wasn't Cheney.

He's aiming to piss away his career.

"He's aiming to piss away his career.

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What career?

Dick involved in sex arrest

I see somebody helped you make bail, Jomama. (grin)

Dick is a frigging prick and WTF was a 17 year old out at that time of night?

Jesus Chrissy, do you READ my posts?

No.

he's not only not funny but he's also really annoying. I find John McCain funnier than this ass clown.

Welcome to The Big Jewel, America's number one destination for people who don't know where they're going, or why.

I hated to do it, but I unfunnied the headline. What Dick's accused of here is pretty slimy.

Around this time last year, Jon Lovitz beat him up:

That Lovitz story is "comedy gold". Wish there was a video....

"No.

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Is that really his picture?

What a mess!

So he went from cocaine and pot to Xanax and pot.

Now he is a Xanapothead.

My opinion of Jon Lovitz just went up considerably.

This creature is without doubt involved in evolution but it isn't Darwin Award Material. This isn't because of high intellect or physical properties, but it isn't homo sapient. You must be a member of the human community to qualify. This is obviously more of a lower form in the developing stages.

Whatta Pisser!

A rose (Dick) by any other name?

Oy.

Dick dicked by Dick's dick.

Again.

he obviously needs help and he obviously won't get any. he will be in my dead pool in 2011. sorry bud.

Around this time last year, Jon Lovitz beat him up

Ay yes, eye remember it well.

"Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose."

Spud can never get tired of reading that line over and over again.

Andy Dick is a crazed, pathetic, unfunny joke of a human being.

Andy Dick is aptly named.

Hope he does time fer this latest charge after a fair trial.

They don't have reality shows in prison do they?

Be Well.

Andy Dick Accused of Sexual Battery

With what?

Well, he can still get arrested around LA, but that's about it.

never even heard of this fella.

Can Andy Dick go more than a week without licking a chick's face and getting busted for drugs? I did happen to like his reality show, the spoof on Donald Trump's show.

"never even heard of this fella."

You're not missing out on much. Actually, you are better off for it.

Dude is innocent of the sexual charges because dude is soooo gay

Andy Dick's only purpose in the comedy world is to make Carrot Top look better.

Hi Rev!

Where ys been hiding?

And who would have expected you would show up on the Andy Dick thread?

Andy Dick's only purpose in the comedy world is to make Carrot Top look better.

Hey, the Rev is back!

Now Carrot Top is one scary dude. And when you say "comedy world", I assume you mean that in the very loosest sense of the word "comedy".

Rev,

Nice to see you back. Hope you stick around man.

What have you been up to if I may inquire?

For those who have asked, I can't really explain too much of what I've been up to, but much of it has to do with research for a project on working on.

And by project, I mean book.

And by research, I mean bending my mind and travelling about the country.

I have been hosting my show for the last little bit, and will continue to do so (so tune in on Friday).

As far as today, though, this is probably going to be my last entry for the day, as I'm heading to a black-tie advance screening of The Dark Knight with a party to follow. I'll be engaged in that particular endeavour from about 1:00 Eastern till close to midnight, and I need to get into my tux, which takes me some time, since I periodically stop to wonder why the hell people actually wear the bloody things.

Rev looks pretty good in a tux. I'd say it worth the effort.

Rev looks pretty good in a tux. I'd say it worth the effort.

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Come on, mate.

I'm not a blonde.

I watched this ugly homo on a comedy roast for William Shatner. The roast was raunchy, but funny as hell. Andy Dick, however, was neither funny nor entertaining. I wondered why he was EVEN there. He kept licking people's faces, then he'd spit on the floor when someone made a remark about him.

I hope he gets enough of a sentence to be exposed to some big buck homo-niggers. Hell, he'd probably enjoy that, though.