Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

Finally, the perfect answer for a team that has been killing its fans for 100 years: A place to put their remains.

A Chicago man and Bohemian National Cemetery on the city's North Side are joining forces to build for Cubs fans a final resting place that looks a lot like the spot where they saw their dreams of a pennant die year after year.

Called "Beyond the Vines," the 24-foot long ivy-covered wall is designed to look like the one in dead center at Wrigley Field.

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I feel for you....redsox fan.

Hmmm, let me chew on that a while.

The price tag for interment will cost as much as $5,000, the "grand slam" package that includes pick up of the body and delivery to Bohemian for cremation in its brand new $100,000 cremation oven, a service, and, of course, the baseball card plaque and urn.


Ahhh the final stupid act.

Angels in the outfield

These die hard Cub fans can have this song played as they are laid to rest.

"Centerfield" - John Fogerty

"Put me in coach
I'm ready to play today..."

Do the worms blow bubbles?

It's for sure they won't be throwin' Calimari.....

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