YEAH!

Your fears are well justified and made evident by the past Great Moonie Conversion of America in 1972 followed by the "Gate Keeper" insurrection of the 80's!

Im sooooo scared!

Can we get a similar list of things that offend Baptists?

Here's a simple question - why would a devout Muslim move to an "infidel" country? Isn't that like a sin or something?

One small addition to that list:

300,000,000 Citizens of the United States

An unknown numbe of citizens of El Unitdos Estados de Mexico-being mostly Catholics

Another unknown number of Canadian citizen both Protestant and Catholic

Basically the entire population of South and Central America for the same reasons as Canada

Et al--That there is one damn big list.!

why would a devout Muslim move to an "infidel" country? Isn't that like a sin or something?

Not if they can force the infidel to move out. LOL

Ba-bye arsehole.

I'll be happy to post any additional offenses to Muslims or Baptists I can. Having squandered my youth in Waco, not an act of my own volition, I'm already up to speed on offending Baptists.

I'll be happy to post any additional offenses to Muslims

It isn't really a Muslim thing... more a Pakistani thing... but if we see a sole of a shoe facing up or towards someone, that really bugs us.

silver ironist - i know the answer to that one - when the pentecostals beat them to the boofay on sunday after church and eat all the fried chicken?

thanks for posting this lipzoidal - many in my blog community have contributed to this effort and it seems to grow by the week. it may have been easier to compile a list of non-offensive things to them...

keith - you may contribute to kevin anytime you find something of interest. he's very good about keeping the list updated.

Muslims divide the world into Muslims and "other"; the latter have secondary or tertiary or even lower status.

Kevin's list is accurate and current.

BTW, Muslims move to Western nations to colonize. At least, some Muslims do, and that particular type of Muslim is very, very dangerous.

All for you, tosser....

and that particular type of Muslim is very, very dangerous.

Before they move to your place, you move to Dubai and have sex on the beach. That is the way to show Muslims you are not afraid.

All for you, tosser....

I have already rolled up the windows.

Move along.

Anyone who would have sex with that woman on any beach is fearless.

Or shitfaced.

We don't call them Muslims where I live.

We call them 7-11 employees. The night shift.

"A Muslim, a Sikh, and a Hindu were fire-bombing a McDonalds...."

"A Muslim, a Sikh, and a Hindu were fire-bombing a McDonalds...."

Posted by Jomama

Good.

I have NEVER eaten there.

ZERO

that really bugs us.

Posted by Tosser at 2008-07-09 05:59 PM

Sorry to hear that Salad-Tosser.

The English Flag? They can take away my Union Flag when they pry it from my cold dead hands. (PS, its only the Union Jack when it is flown from the rear of a ship, just in case you didn't know)And they can take away my St. George's cross when they pry it from my butt (it's on my underwear :)) and my chest (its on my rugby shirt).

On state hiway 358 in Corpus Christi, just before you cross the causeway over Laguna Madre to Padre Island, there is a fishing pier with a large sign, "Red Dot Bait Shop". Of course I had to check. Sure enough, one of those red dot people was running the place.

That was about 10 years ago. Last month when I went to Padre Island, I noticed it is still there. I presume same management. Only now they have added lighting to the fishing piers.

No hamburgers, but they had a helluva shrimpburger. Coarsely chopped shrimp held together with (I presume) eggwhite and grilled. Goddam, was it good.

PS -- if I offend Muslims, tough shit. They can go back to their 13 century world in the ME where things are really peachy if they don't like it here. And I promise I'll stay away from their little shithole on the planet. It's a win/win

" Last month when I went to Padre Island "

DAMN YOU SIR!

Here's a Port A Picture from 1968:

13th century, goatman? you give them far too much credit for advancements.

I have to say, you folks are no fun at all.
Am I only allowed to offend Muslims, or am I allowed to offend Everybody?

I don't wish to offend a Muslim because that person is a Muslim, that'd be foolish, and limiting.

I wish to offend a Muslim for the same reason I wish to offend a Catholic, Baptist, Pentecostal, Buddhist, Atheist, or whatever.

Because that person is human.

And humans deserve no better.

yes, those baptists are so surly.

I wish to offend a Muslim for the same reason I wish to offend a Catholic, Baptist, Pentecostal, Buddhist, Atheist, or whatever.

Because that person is human.

And humans deserve no better.

What was her name and what did she do to you?

Tosser, I'm saying all humans, bud. Myself included. Your question would have been relevant for another thread we had a while back, but not this one.

For me the thrust of this article is not necessarily the list of shit that offends muslims but rather how they are using that as well as existing nanny-state laws to slowly work their sharia agenda.

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked.
He must commit suicide if he does. So Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think
its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol,
A cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

I guess I still would be performing my patriotic duty on that day if I sat outside Jaime Pressly's house with a bottle of Scotch and watched her parade around her own block naked. If I'm right you can count me in.

This list can be made shorter:

Everything non-Islamic

...So Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists....

Posted by Dr. Pepper

I noticed in your valiant fight against terrorism you put down the day and time but neglected to give any specific date. Were you perhaps hoping for it to continue as a weekly event? (grin)

I think advertising it as a weekly event would be great.
Thanks for the idea Chris.