Another great achievement for America. Chestnut got lucky to tie Kobayashi, who looked like he was on a pace for 59.5 dogs. The sight of Kobayashi suffering a "reversal of fortune" after the eat off was worth the price of my HD TV.

"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love with me"

Weiner-mobile was parked down the street from me last week. I don't know why. Maybe it's the new FBI surveillance van.

...The sight of Kobayashi suffering a "reversal of fortune" after the eat off
was worth the price of my HD TV.

If that means what I think it does -- ewww.

He went from gurgitator to re-gurgitaor.

59 + dogs is nothing you hold on board for long.
Just imagine the dump post-contest dump that is taken afterwards!

YIKES!

Think of 59 hot dogs lined up end to end - or curled into a spiral...

Joey is a great American.

Ha-ha, it's funny that TIME made a mistake, calling them "glutinous gladiators," when in fact they are rock-solid, but could be called "gluttonous gladiators."

"...Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love with me...Posted by CalifChris"

This is the song that made me gay. So sayeth vernon.

But really, Happy 4th of July to all Friend and Foe alike!

I revel in my precious protected freedom of speech to bitch swipe and curse at those I deem less worthy of me.

But not less worthy of America!

damn.......chestnut and kobayashi were even money in vegas and the field.....rest of the competitors were 3 to 1 morning line..
and YES.....people do bet on this shit in vegas.....

Next year's contest should be in Romania.

Spud wud luff to engage in weiner contest, but wants Canadian rules, where mouth isn't only way to put those things in ya.

Be Scared

Dethspud

Spud wud luff ta put Joey's Chestnuts in me mouth.

Keep an I on yer kids
Be ware

Dethpud

Damn, Cockflush and 101Hairbrain, together again. How lovely.

I wonder how hot dog guy feels this morning?