Penis Worth $795,000 | Drudge Retort

Friday, July 04, 2008

A Romanian court has ordered a surgeon to pay $795,000 in compensation to a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation on the man's testicles.

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That settelement seems a little small to me.

Posted by Jomama at 2008-07-04 01:52 PM | Reply | Flag:

Not for all the tea in China.

Posted by silver_ironist at 2008-07-04 02:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

$795,000. Was he paid so much per inch or was it a lump sum?

Posted by CalifChris at 2008-07-04 02:54 PM | Reply | Flag:

That would be about $100k an inch for yours truly. Ask Jomama.

Posted by cookfish at 2008-07-04 02:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

.....the court should have ordered the doctor to donate his penis for transplant surgery to the victim.......

.........that would have been justice........

.......an oohhyy for an oohhyy..............

Posted by skizziks at 2008-07-04 03:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

Well He has to pay for the early "Deposit" or it's early "Cancellation"

Larry

Posted by LarryMohr at 2008-07-04 03:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

Ouch, just ouch!

/obligatory

"I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it.

I had to buy it off him.

He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen."

~King Missile - "Detachable Penis

Be Well.

Posted by dethspud at 2008-07-04 04:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

"That would be about $100k an inch for yours truly. Ask Jomama.

Posted by cookfish"

Funny, I always took you for a chick, like Nanc.

Posted by Jomama at 2008-07-04 05:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

Funny, I always took you for a chick....

Posted by Jomama at 2008-07-04 05:43 PM

Said Jomama when caught in the backseat with a transvestite. (grin)

Posted by CalifChris at 2008-07-04 06:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

Mines worth more, just Ask cookfish. He puts his money where his mouth is.

Posted by Alexandrite at 2008-07-04 10:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

Was this idiot operating with a machete. How could he accidentally severe the guy's penis. And really, did he immediately mince it?

Sew the thing back on.

I think the Romanian Vasectomy Tourism Agency just had some lay-offs.

Posted by tigerbalm at 2008-07-04 10:41 PM | Reply | Flag:

Sew the thing back on.

Apparently they couldn't. He now has a piece of muscle from his arm there instead of a penis stump.

I need to go lie down now.

Posted by Alexandrite at 2008-07-04 10:53 PM | Reply | Flag:

Sew the thing back on.

Apparently they couldn't. He now has a piece of muscle from his arm there instead of a penis stump.

I need to go lie down now.

Posted by Alexandrite

is there any other males in our audience who now have a sick feeling in their stomach?

Posted by bushlovertwo at 2008-07-04 11:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

"is(sic) there any other males in our audience who now have a sick feeling in their stomach?"

Certainly three or four English teachers are nauseous. Maybe Ray can help you. He imagines money was better in 1914.

Posted by Zatoichi at 2008-07-05 02:20 AM | Reply | Flag:

The Music is your only friend; Play it.

Posted by Zatoichi at 2008-07-05 02:22 AM | Reply | Flag:

"That would be about $100k an inch for yours truly."

Netting the cooked fish at least enough to fill his gas tank. herm

Posted by herm at 2008-07-05 04:55 PM | Reply | Flag: