Already had my coffee, YEAH!

Happy 4th of July everyone.

Already had my coffee

That's what I've been missing... thanks!

Happy 4th!

It's a beautiful day in the Heartland of America, the Middle of Missourah, the Center of Boone County. The rains cooled things off, and I woke up to a clear blue sky. A few puffy white clouds have intruded, yet all is good and I have meat for the grill.

Happy 4th to all the Drudgies and Americans wherever they may be.

Nooners are showing up at 1 p.m. Auugh!

Happy Independence day!

Ohhhhhh you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant,except Alice.

Oh come right down it's around the back,just a half a mile from the railroad tracks. Oh you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.

From Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Moyers: It Was Oil All Along
http://www.drudge.com/news/ 109574/moyers-oil-all- along#discuss

Meanwhile even Nation Geographic Magazine is laying down the reasons why we are still going in Iran/Iraq...

Send Me to Siberia
Oil transforms a Russian outpost.
By Paul Starobin 6/2008

Little wonder Russians are toasting oil: These are boom times. Global oil prices have increased tenfold since 1998, and Russia has pulled ahead of Saudi Arabia as the world's top crude oil producer. The Kremlin's budget now overflows with funds for new schools, roads, and national defense projects, and Moscow's nouveau riche are plunking down millions of dollars for mansion-scale "dachas."

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"Russia's superpower status today comes from energy, not its military," says Julia Nanay, a senior director at PFC Energy, a global consultancy based in Washington, D.C.

Nooners are showing up at 1 p.m. Auugh!

Posted by rcade

Do what I do when my code at work doesn't function... change the spec...

The Daily Hour After Nooner

Or another "trick" is to just roll the clocks on your server back an hour... I've done that before too.

The Daily Show best hit thus far...for nooners in Bahamas? Hamas?

Author E.L. Doctorow made the point in a speech reprinted in The Nation this week that presidents of Iran and the United States are brothers under the skin. The former denies that the holocaust took place, the latter denies global warming. Both drown in De Nile. Fred

LEEATWATER

You forgot

"ceptin' Alice"

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any
trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with
several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these
two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with CookingPlus and
Cleanhouse2008.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and
could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my
Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2007, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2007, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself. Help requested please!

LEEATWATER

You forgot

"ceptin' Alice"

Posted by keith204

some Alice's here...?

And the flip side...

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications,
which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,

Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Try entering the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
> >
> > Good Luck, Tech Support

I'm no Doctor.
I have no Medical training at all.

It just seems to me that Diarrhea is......

a MOVING experience!

a MOVING experience!

I've the real thing going on. August 1 OzarkAggie hits the road. I'm buying a railway pass to see my daughter for Thanksgiving. Till then I'm ah-roamin' free.

Amen Briwo!

Single Issue Constitutional Convention: Impeachment by the People of the United States of America.

Will 38 States rise to the Occasion? Will 36 Join the Great States of Washington and Missourah? Show Your Grit!

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Or just write an article for oped news... either or.

Have a great 4th everyone... off to see the show and drink a lot more... later.

I drink mostly just the BANI ~ Robby Deer:>)

Did some of you forget? Happy 4rt of July.

This is a day for citizens to shoot off fireworks and politicians(sorry) to shoot off their mouths!

Congratulations - you are really winning on the left. I've scanned my Direct TV stations today found next to no patriotic movies showing today. Guess you have succeeded in promoting the self-hate america - let's just consider it a day off from work and have a cookout, etc. Good going, hope you enjoy what you're created.

' I've scanned my Direct TV stations today found next to no patriotic movies showing today. "

Hey shithead, the History channel has been showing "The Revolution" all day. Maybe you ought to learn how to use a remote.

HBO is showing the entire "John Adams" series right now. Back to back episodes.

Msgt...how many bad propaganda movies do think is adequate? Hop in the humvee and hit Blockbuster, Rambo. While you're there, rent a digital projector and you can put on your own movie festival in your back yard. DirectTV is in business to make money, not pander to your desire to reduce this occasion into some kind of Hallmark holiday.