Not very.

17/20

I screwed up on the first question, I should have looked at all the answers before answering.

17/20.

20/20

18/20 - at 7:35 a.m. with NO coffee yet

20/20

Pretty smart!

15/20

not so good...

20/20 in a few seconds before I posted the blog.
Anyone less should simply be shot for stupidity.

Damn, where ARE Ray and Larry?

Made one stupid mistake, and I apparently can't spell "accommodation."

18/20.

In my own defense, I will say I was high like a motherfucker when I took the test....

20.

I got 16/20, which I think is not genius, but not bad. It's still a "B". I am a crappy speller, but smart enough to know it and use a dictionary constantly. And the one about Jane's house (which I got right)could be either. They never say whether one or more Janes live there.:p

"20/20 in a few seconds before I posted the blog.
Anyone less should simply be shot for stupidity."

Right, Zat...I'm sure DeadPud probably taught you what in hell an onomatopeia is. He's the only one who REALLY knows EVERYTHING.

Zat is on a level few of us will ever achieve.

It must be grand to look down and see all the unwashed groveling while he sits smugly upon his throne.

If anyone reads Zats posts they will see he is between 21 years of age and 85.

!^?@)

rwd

"It must be grand to look down and see all the unwashed groveling while he sits smugly upon his throne."

I think he got so smart by osmosis while he soaks in his scientific, peer-reviewed swimming pool.

18/20

Spelling, however, is a questionable barometer.

0/0. Only a fool looks externally for validation.

"Only a fool looks externally for validation."

Translation: "I took the test and did poorly".

You farmers don't need no book learnin', anyway.

17/20.

Pre-coffee.

Seriously hungover.

Not bad.

Be Well.

Translation: "I took the test and did poorly".

LOL! Subtract another 1 for being an illiterate. I posted my score, loser Dave.

"I posted my score, loser Dave."

You posted nothing of the sort, farm-boy.

Illiterate AND stupid. Best subtract another point, Dave.

"0/0. Only a fool looks externally for validation.

Posted by Farmer_John

Yer the only one who appears to both illiterate and stupid...and proud of it.

...AND you're the only one who's got a little dick. But hey, you can be proud of it! Size doesn't really matter...

...until the time come to use it!

"Illiterate AND stupid."

"..AND you're the only one who's got a little dick."

"...until the time come(sic) to use it!"

Whatever, farm-boy.

Later, little dick.

20/20 in a few seconds before I posted the blog.
Anyone less should simply be shot for stupidity.

Posted by Zatoichi

I'd rather not know how many C's and M's are in accommodation than be a pompous dick.

18/20 Missed the correct spelling of accommodation and questionnaire.

The correct spelling of "accomodation" seem be the biggest troublemaker on this test.

The correct spelling of "accomodation" seem be the biggest troublemaker on this test.

Posted by CalifChris

Did you do that on purpose?

"The correct spelling of "accomodation" seem be the biggest troublemaker on this test."

That was the one I missed.

SanAntonioR

I'll bet none of us forget how to spell that word from now on.

Take the English test.
Next week: Math.

No calculators either

21

And my penis is 10 inches long.

Dang, 19 out of 20 - but it's 3:00 AM so I'm justifying my 1 mistake...

"And my penis is 10 inches long."

Yeah, sure....in metric inches.

"The correct spelling of "accomodation" seem be the biggest troublemaker on this test.

Posted by CalifChris"

Did you do that on purpose?

Posted by TFDNihilist at 2008-07-06 12:18 AM

Sad to say, no I didn't.
Guess I'm just a perpetual dUmMy! (grin)