"Brinkley's Husband Spent $3,000/Month on Web Porn"

I'd much rather have a car antenna...
--Buffalo_Bob

I admire his dedication.

I'd rather watch Christie take a shower

That's when ya know the boy is nuckin futs...he has her at home and he's spankin it in front of a monitor...for $3k.

She's 54, maybe not so palatable anymore.

It's still just masterbation.

Apparently the grass appeared greener on the other side of the cpu screen, or between the legs of the 18 y.o.

"She's 54, maybe not so palatable anymore.

Posted by unklegwar at 2008-07-03 12:13 PM"

It's relative - she's half Vernon's age, after all.

3k a month for porn

he's fucking dumb

porn is free on the internet
if you have a half a brain

Even at 54, she's still hot...

$3000 per month on porn? How is that possible??? Who even spends any money on internet porn, isn't that shit everywhere for free?? That seems made up, like perhaps Brinkley is trying to disparage him.

I think this quote takes it:
"For goodness sake: She's on her fourth husband," Sheresky told the court. "Your honor, we're here because of the self-indulgent wrath of a woman scorned."

memories of McCartney's wife

"porn is free on the internet
if you have a half a brain

Posted by klifferd"

Link please.

Just goes to show you...

Take a look at any hot girl, somewhere out there, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her.

Jsus Fucking Christ 3000 DOLLARS a Month on Cyberporn?? My God dude how whacked is Your brain anyways??

Larry

"porn is free on the internet
if you have a half a brain

Posted by klifferd"

Link please.

Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2008-07-03 12:29 PM

www.cam4.com

I was being sarcastic, Roy.

(but thanks)

He meant the other half, Roy.

"Apparently the grass appeared greener on the other side of the cpu screen, or between the legs of the 18 y.o."

Posted by panchovilla

If the grass is green, I would avoid it for your own health and safety.

My bad, this is from that article:
. He acknowledged spending about $3,000 a month on pornographic Web sites in 2005

OK, so he really is retarded.

For $3,000 a month you can get live porn;
And you're in it.

Go to Vegas, they're hurtin' due to gas prices.
Sheesh!

Not to mention Brinkley has her own money...Sir Pauls golddigging ex was penniless, when compared to his fortune.

Good for him. Christie is an asshole.

RoyBatty: Take a look at any hot girl, somewhere out there, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her.

Strewth.

Men are hardwired to seek variety and to a lesser extent so are women.

This is one of the reasons Spud can't figure out why there are people so dead set against same-sex marriage.

No matter who you are, after you've been married a while the sex is always the same.

^_^

A 3,000 dollar a month fap habit is ridiculous but an 18 yo mistress is creepier still.

The Uptown Girl should divorce this slug and marry her 19 yo pool boy as revenge.

Good eye, Roy!

Be Well.

Guy goes into the Doc's office for his annual, after a few minutes the Doc says "chair, you gotta stop masterbating".

Chair says,"Why Doc, its perfectly normal?"

Dock says "Cause I'm tryin to examine you".

FF OWS!

The Uptown Girl should divorce this slug and marry her 19 yo pool boy as revenge.

Wasn't the pool boy her third husband?

She's 54, maybe not so palatable anymore.

I'd still do it.

I'd hit it.

Sincerely
You know who.

I'd still do it.

Posted by Whatsleft at 2008-07-03 01:33 PM

Until you got tired of her.

Sad state of affairs where Love means nothing and sex means everything.

Larry

Christie Brinkley -- a supermodel with brains -- or good lawyers. She made sure she got a pre-nup so he doesn't get to keep 1/2 of her house or anything else she earned.

"I'd hit it.... oh, wait!"

- Billy Joel

Sad state of affairs where Love means nothing and sex means everything.

Sad state of affairs that some people believe love and sex MUST coexist.

After 4 tries, Christy needs to forget about marriage, and just find a fuck-buddy.

dude how whacked is Your brain anyways??
Larry

Larry, at $3,000 a month, a doubt it's his brain that's whacked...

With Christey B. in his bed, this ass hole spent $3000.00 on porn? There are countless waggers that wack off to her picture to this day. What the hell is wrong with this cretin?

"With Christey B. in his bed, this ass hole spent $3000.00 on porn? There are countless waggers that wack off to her picture to this day. What the hell is wrong with this cretin?"

This is her fourth marriage, honey.

Obviously, she's less fun to be around than she is for you to look at.

"After 4 tries, Christy needs to forget about marriage, and just find a fuck-buddy."

Where do a brutha sign up!?!?!?

$3,000 a month on porn? I don't see how one man could possibly spank it to all that smut unless he's outsourcing some of his wanking to India.

outsourcing some of his wanking to India.

I just HAVE to ask.....how much of his dick gets sent to India, and how much of it does he keep for his own "personal" use?

What did she ever see in the creep? And to think, she could have had me!

Christie reminds me of those Styrofoam Christmas ornaments with the glitter pasted on. Marrying a porn freak seems so in-character for her it's as if she wrote the script. My bet is that she has a mirror on the ceiling of her bedroom so she can primp while prone. But of course you guys automatically figure she's a great lay.

LOL

Apparently the grass appeared greener on the other side of the cpu screen, or between the legs of the 18 y.o.

Posted by panchovilla at 2008-07-03 12:15 PM

Did anyone see how hot she was? For three grand a month he should have spoke with Spizer about getting his moneys worth.

"
Link please.
"

www.redtube.com

;)

With Christey B. in his bed, this ass hole spent $3000.00 on porn?

You assume they were in the same bed, I bet she wasnt giving it up like most self absorbed wives...

Speaking of self absorbed wives...I wonder what camera phone he used to film his extramarital "flings"? That seems to be a popular pasttime with adulterers.

That seems to be a popular pasttime...truth.isn't.my.bag

Face it, women are just as likely to watch homemade porn as men. I don't see the interest, but only a slut would allow it to circulate or be archived. I mean anyone can be curious once, but any decent person would hit the DELETE key. That's what you're watching regardless of the source - Sluts.

18 yr old hottie - Fair Game.

I'd rather watch Christie take a shower

Well apparently your not reading too well, by the looks of the article the man didn't see Christie too often.

The way of the time, women get prudish and bitchy then wonder why their man wanders.

Just looked over some pictures and even though that cretin LARRY MOHR just had to say it, it needs to be said again.

I'd hit it and hit it and hit it.....

Apparently you would "hit it" about as much as her husband......LOL!

How's that hand working out? Cramping up!

Ummmmm Keith I was speaking as if I were Ness Gadol cause that is what He ALWAYS says.

Larry

LARRY

I know but it just that I wanted to be the one.

Damn dude sorry. Next time I will think of something else.

Larry

Take a look at any hot girl, somewhere out there, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her.

Posted by Roy_Batty at 2008-07-03 12:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

.....actually it's: No matter how good she looks, just remember, some other poor bastard is trying to get rid of her because he's tired of her shit (a guy really doesn't get tired of fucking her...unless one is batty or something).

No matter who you are, after you've been married a while the sex is always the same.

Posted by dethspud

As you would say Spud "'strewth".

When I was single, I would've walked 10 miles to get laid, after a few years of marriage, I couldn't even be bothered to roll over in bed to wake her up.

Dear Ms. Brinkley...
I am a art conservatory-educated, 61-year-old hetro non-smoking bachelor in need of a little extra retirement cash. I think we could work out an arrangement that would be beneficial to both of us. I am perfectly willing and uniquely qualified to become your "beard" to the media and the world, by remaining available to act as your chauffeur and bon vivant arm candy at any social functions that require you to show up with a socially acceptable "husband" without the tongues wagging.

Sex will not be necessary, as I know my stamina is nowhere near the boundless enthusiasm of Lance the pool boy, and I'd prefer to just stay in my separate apartment and play the guitar anyway. Your last husband spent $3000 of your money a month surfing porn sites. If you pay me the same amount as a monthly stipend, I will "discretely" stay out of your way and make every effort to remain completely out of the limelight. Not that I wouldn't mind an occasional maintenance tete-a-tete every once in a while for--you know--appearances' sake, but only if you're feeling frisky and Lance is off romancing your over-generously bosomed personal assistant. (He has no idea she bats for the other team, does he?). But I digress.

As you have been married 4 times before with rather mixed results, I can only hope you see the practicality of finally marrying someone who you can be assured has no intention of hornswoggling you out of your money. I have my own car, clothes, and kids seem to think I'm hilarious.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Yours truly,
Dutch46

Yours truly,
Dutch46

Probably the first honest proposal she's had since high school.

The fact that he pursued and married Brinkley shows that he was very delusional in the first place!

DUTCH46

My friend, you have a 99% better chance of marrying your hairy palm. This is only because I was to lazy to split the other percent down to reality. At least that way the two of you will have that special personal holiday. You say "Huh?". Of course it's "Palm Sunday"!

For 3K he could have just went to the strip club and bought 150 lap dances

Sounds like another bitch making wild allegations.

Ah...Keith...hmmm. You actually didn't think that I...? Wow...

Not "huh." Wow...