"And you call this delicious stuff 'barbecue', huh? That's great, because we never experienced this at Harvard, or at my medrassah. Now, am I supposed to use my fingers while I eat these ribs?

--Barack Hussein (it's cool to use this now)

Osama Hussein... BBQ-ing up some ribs and C4

Of course they'd rather have him at a BBQ.

Home owner: Hey Hussien, go fetch us a beer, and when you get back flip that fucking yard bird son!

It seems that polling organizations have way the fuck too much time on their hands.

After McCain's giant BBQ on the Forrestal who the fuck would want to risk a trip to the burn unit?

Of course they'd rather have him at a BBQ.

Someone's got to hold the lantern on the front lawn...

I figure with all the money he has spent buying the opinion of the daft he could easily spare a little for a few kegs. Plus, no bad steaks give him what he is used to, kobe beef all the way on his dime of course, wait i guess it would be on our dime anyway.

he could easily spare a little for a few kegs

Yeah but who wants to drink kegs of Boones and Colt 45?

hahah

nice

but they don't like the mccain bbq's because when mccain talks
everyone falls asleep

bbq's aren't nap time

did you hear him talk to those little 10 year old kids

"hey kids i'm going to use college level english and talk about "fiscal responsibility" cause i'm stupid and out of touch.

aren't all the american people educated enough to understand my political talk"

though
i would love to eat brontosaurus meat
i heard its not as gamey as trex

"but they don't like the mccain bbq's because when mccain talks everyone falls asleep"

But the the "Q" is great - its an old McCain family secret recipe that Cindy just copied off the Food Network website yesterday.

"aren't all the american people educated enough to understand my political talk"

No there are still plenty that will vote for obama.

Cool

AmericanHusseinUnity

A Bar-ack BQ?

I can just see GW having a beer and Obama a burger with these voters. At least they have standards.

vegans are protesting
cause they don't have bbq's!!!

"vegans are protesting"

I'm a level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

You can too BBQ vegetables!

well mccain's ancient body needs the nutrients only found in raptor meat

Darn straight, ZAT

Nothing like roasting corn on the cob on a BBQ too.

"corn on the cob"

Still in the shuck.

Asparagus, green beans, carrots, potatoes, onions, mmmmmmmmmmm

"corn on the cob"

Still in the shuck.

Posted by Zatoichi

Yeppers

I tried BBQ-ing a tofu hot dog once.

Only once.

" tofu hot dog "

Eewwwwwwwww!
Gross!

It really was gross after it melted.

Can you imagine McCain at a BBQ? Standing around, looking slightly confused, BBQ sauce leaking out of the corner of his mouth, chewing with his mouth open, slurping Pabst Blue Ribbon out of the can, farting and pretending not to hear it, asking someone to mash up his corn on the cob for him, telling people to turn the music down....not my idea of a party.

Oh, and all the racist crap is getting old, folks. Seriously.

On the other hand, grilled veggies rock, especially served with a bacon-wrapped filet.

I'm a level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Posted by salamandagator

God I love the Simpsons!

If the pollsters have so much time on their hands why not a poll on:

Who would you rather get a lapdance from Michelle Obama or Cindy McCain?--

Can you imagine McCain at a BBQ? Standing around, looking slightly confused, BBQ sauce leaking out of the corner of his mouth, chewing with his mouth open, slurping Pabst Blue Ribbon out of the can, farting and pretending not to hear it, asking someone to mash up his corn on the cob for him, telling people to turn the music down....

FF for Jo

Pabst Blue Ribbon out of the can

Now that brings back memories.

I realize this is supposed to be a light-hearted piece, but polling people for a similar question during the last election cycle caused us to have our drinking buddy running the nation. I'd like to see polls asking whether we think the drinking buddy should be impeached and those who refuse to bring forth articles of impeachment should be voted out of office.

LOL

Rcade bumped the thread and changed the headline just to piss off Knob.

It will require both cockphisher and rode_on to untwist his knickers.

-r8r Hussein h8r

SQ,

Yes to both.

Obama? I wouldn't want a stuffed shirt like him near a barbecue. He appears so uncomfortable with leisure...why it's like Kerry throwing a football last election.

I also wouldn't want him muttering and mumbling around. He's nothing without a teleprompter and a prepared text. Heck, at times he makes George W. Bush look eloquent.

After McCain's giant BBQ on the Forrestal who the fuck would want to risk a trip to the burn unit?

~Rein

Oh SNAP!

FF fer Rein.

I'd like to see polls asking whether we think the drinking buddy should be impeached and those who refuse to bring forth articles of impeachment should be voted out of office.

~SQ1972

Oh, and THIS!

Bottom line here is the fact that the "likability factor" that Baby Booshling brought into the mix fer all them lazy minded LCD voters last couple elections has now transfered over to the Dems.

While people should vote fer their economic self interests and fer folks who's policy they agree with more the unfortunate reality is that far too many folks vote based on these gut check issues like who would ya wanna BBQ with or have a beer with.

The fact that a lot of voters thought that recovering alcoholic/ ex-coke head Bush would be an ideal drinking buddy just goes to show how successful the GOPher propaganda mills are and how very very stupid many GOPhers themselves are.

The obvious race-baiting troll-posts by asswipes like Wobbles and Airhead are just further proof of the thinly veiled racism that is the hallmark of the republican party.

Like we needed any more proof of their Big (White) Tent.

Be Well.

Well, at least Kerry and Obama could throw a football, unlike:

Lean to the left, lean to the right, stand up sit down, fight-fight-fight, Bush

and

Joe, Joe, over here. Could you throw this football for me, McCain.

He's nothing without a teleprompter and a prepared text.

~Beaver Cleavage

Did you actually watch Obama wipe the floor with Keyes during their debates in Illinois?

Spud did.

No teleprompter.

Ever watch McCain try to speak without a teleprompter?

Actually, have you ever heard him speak even with a teleprompter?

He makes Grampa Simpson seems lucid in direct comparison.

He makes Dumbya seem coherent.

Wot bizzarro fucking planet do you come from?

Be Well.

Did you actually watch Obama wipe the floor with Keyes during their debates in Illinois?

Spud did.

Spud must have watched with tinted glasses. Hell Obama wanted nothing to do with Keyes after that debate. He was one and done. BTW.. can you tell us why Alan Keyes was brought in to run against the Wonder Boy? Or how Obama got his own party nomination?

I'm for BBQ with Obama but only if there'll be no discussion of politics the entire time.

I'd rather just talk and get to know him as a person, what makes him laugh, his personal interests, hear about places he's traveled, and listen to him talk about his family. Skip all the canned political talking points. Oh yeah, and he's got to be willing to dance whenever I hear a good song come on.

"...he's got to be willing to dance whenever I hear a good song come on."

Did you see him dance with Ellen on her show? Are you absolutely SURE you want that to be a prerequisite? LOL!

Did you see him dance with Ellen on her show? Are you absolutely SURE you want that to be a prerequisite? LOL!

Couldn't be worse than his bowling skills. Why his handlers ever had him go into a bowling ally is beyond me.

How about that new poll taken today:

Who would you rather have escort you through Detroit at Midnight?

I think he won that one too.

All this time I thought you were a guy CaliChris.

At times I picked up on a little 'softer side'. I just thought you were a guy in tune with his emotions.

?Did you hide that on purpose or was I just assumptive??

Did you hide that on purpose or was I just assumptive??

Posted by _2112_ at 2008-07-03 03:58 PM

My uncle has a country place that no one knows about...

Polls I'd like to see:

Who would you rather steal hubcaps with?

Who do you think has the biggest schlang and would satisfy your wife more?

Who would you rather see as the lead actor in the remake of Roots?

:-)

He says it used to be a farm, before the motor law
And on sundays I elude the eyes and hop the turbine freight
To far outside the wire, where my white-haired uncle waits.

wow, the kkkunts take an early lead on the thread.

last elections divided the retarded from the not so retarded u.s. citizens.

this one is going to have the kkkunts squirming in full daylight as their latent xenophobia comes to the forefront.

Here's knob and the boys at their own bbq, singing little storm front tunes:

Here's knob and the boys at their own bbq, singing little storm front tunes:

a.abcnews.com

Hey, nice pic. Isn't that Democratic Senator Robert Byrd there in the foreground?

Pancho,

Why is it that a black man can tell jokes about a 'cracker' but the slightest jab by a white towards a black is racist?

I think there is too much of a double standard. and. as with the equal opportunity act, the white man gets the short end of the stick.

leaving for the 4th.

Everyone be safe and have fun and all that jazz.

Take care all.

I don't know why the used a Red Super B rather than a real Barchetta but here you go

Here's my question. And I'm serious.

Over the last 8 years or so, there have been people who have photoshopped GWB onto a monkey's body and call him Curious George, the famous monkey.

Will it be racist now to do the same thing to Obama when he's president or is it still okay to do the same thing to him?

Just curious.

Pancho,

Why is it that a black man can tell jokes about a 'cracker' but the slightest jab by a white towards a black is racist?

I think there is too much of a double standard. and. as with the equal opportunity act, the white man gets the short end of the stick.

Posted by _2112_ at 2008-07-03 04:12 PM | Reply |

Yeah, you're right. Poor, poor white man. Show me a cracker joke on this thread, I might recant.

More typical news about Obama. All that really gets reported is crap like this, his soccer games etc.

How about this one.

Not a lot of crackers were swinging from trees fifty or sixty years ago 2112

"It's certainly safe to say that this borrower did better than average," said Keith Gumbinger, an HSH vice president, noting that consumer rates vary widely."

Wow - that IS scandalous! He got a deal "better than average". So if he had excellent credit and a substantial downpayment, why wouldn't he do better than average? We all know that with home loans, credit cards, car loans, etc. you get better rates the better your credit score is.

He got 5.625%. In 2005 I got a mortgage at 5.75%. Whoopdie freakin' doo.

What's wrong with this poll? Your great-grandpappy didn't win? Awwwwwwwwwww....dry those eyes.

Didn't most of you republitards say you'd rather have a beer with Bush?

This poll may tell it all as well as what many analyst already sense as an impending Obama landslide. If I recall in 2004 Bush faired better than Kerry and better than Gore in 2000. Clinton faired better than Bush 41 in 1992. I cant remember the poll results in 1996 on the barbecue question.

I understand a real rift has occured among Obama supporters:

Those for using charcoal and those using propane

If either one of those bastards shows up at my barbeque, they better bring their own beer.