I have a couple patch of organic watermelons for selling at the Farmers Market this year...I hope the word gets around!

I want a Black Diamond so damned bad I could scream. Nice real richy red one.

Larry

watermelon is very alkaline as well:>)

So, that explains that four hour boner yesterday.

Silver,
Did ya call your doctor like the commercial instructs?

Four hour boner?!

Well, I hope it didn't go to waste.

No surprise here. Nice melons have always gotten me going.

Watermelons=99% water. Of the balance most is fiber and cellulose and some very small amounts of anything else.

It may well be that somewhere in there is infinitesimally small or trace amounts of God knows what. Maybe rat droppings maybe Viagra. If you want to eat the 117 melons to get a small dose of a drug that in the pharmacy will cost42/3. You do the math.

blah blah black people blah.

There, its been done.

that is cost $2/3

And I suppose Chicken makes you run faster?!?!?

This Obamamania is starting to get a little out of control don't ya think?

We have watermelon every day.

This explains a lot

No wonder there are no lyrics to 'Watermelon in Easter Hay'!

Frank was so ahead of his time.

"couple patch" ...should read couple acre patch.

Hopefully they will also have some benefit for my brain!

Silver,
Did ya call your doctor like the commercial instructs?

She'll just have to get in line with the rest of them.

is that why Michael Strahan always wears MC Hammer pants?

Can't touch this...

Wont touch that...

There are too many jokes to be told.

"My, sho am sweeet tastin'"

W'melon & straberry pie, oh my!

Texas A&M's Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center

Working on Log Cabin and regular Republicans for generations.

Fewer than 10 percent of high school seniors are fit, tests show

Is this why black people have so many kids?

Melons up, Murphy!

"Fewer than 10 percent of high school seniors are fit, tests show"

Correction. Fewer than 10 percent of TEXAS high school seniors are fit. No surprise there.

"Did ya call your doctor like the commercial instructs?"

You kidding? I'm calling EVERYBODY
!

nothing like a sun baked watermelon with a hole in it!

warm and juicy, like they should be!

nothing like a sun baked watermelon with a hole in it!

"Fruit shouldn't look surprised"-Two and a Half Men
:O

Manypaths

Just what reason did you have to bring Obammamania or for that matter any politics to this thread?

Watermelon is the New Viagra

As if I ever needed an excuse to have a big ole slice of African ham.

But good to know.

So THIS is the reason so many babies are born in March and April! ;o)

There is so much watermelon rine eaten in July!

And folks thought it was the fireworks...

Kiss my grits JOMAMMA!