Wow, I did not know Mexican Scientists had this much time on their hands.

And I just ran out of tequila, too.
Shit.

Which works better? Patron or Don Julio?

Herradura works best.

How many carats to the liter? herm

Ole!

For a good cadillac margarita I use the Sauza Reposado Hornitos. Save the top-shelf stuff for sipping.

You should see the other amazing breakthrough that Mexican scientist have discovered.

Makes sense, both tequila and diamonds are know to make a girls cloths fall off, now we know the link.

"Wow, I did not know Mexican Scientists had this much time on their hands.

Posted by frankf55 at 2008-07-02 02:28 AM"

What the hell else would they be doing? You can only siesta so much.

ff-sal.

You get her to drink enough tequila, and you won't need any diamonds.

"Wow, I did not know Mexican Scientists had this much time on their hands."

I didn't know there were Mexican scientists.

"You get her to drink enough tequila, and you won't need any diamonds."

Posted by Roy_Batty

But she'll be passed out.
That's no fun.

Reminds me of that joke about the little boy who, after walking in on his mom giving dad head, asked what she was doing.

She replied, "Why, honey. That's where diamonds come from"

"Wow, I did not know Mexican Scientists had this much time on their hands."

I didn't know there was such a thing as a Mexican Scientist.

Seems like a waste of Tequila to me.

It was a Mexican Scientist that first demonstrated how CO2, Methane and Freon warm the planet, with a little help from the sun.

More importantly, since Jimmy Page is semiretired, Santana is the greatest guitarist in the world. He's gotta be Mexico's most important contribution to mankind.

"He's gotta be Mexico's most important contribution to mankind."

I would argue that Octavio Paz actually contributed more. And Jeff Beck can kick Carlos' ass.

hmmm I wonder what the scientist used the worm for?

"Santana is the greatest guitarist in the world"

If you discount
Eddie VH
Zakk Wylde
Joe Satriani
SRV
Clapton
John Petrucci
Yngwie Malmsteen
brian may
and of course the motor city madman.

You had me going until you got to the Nuge.

Clapton?

Watch this and see who rules.

You guys wanna talk guitar i have only one thing to say:

DRAGONFORCE!

watch and your face will melt!

Mexican Scientists

Why is that so funny to me?

Kinda like "Mexican Air Force".

It's just....

funny.

"You guys wanna talk guitar i have only one thing to say:
DRAGONFORCE!
watch and your face will melt!"

Yeah, but for all time bombastic hair metal hilarity you can't beat NITRO!!!

Seems like a waste of Tequila to me. -- Whatsleft

I was just thinking the same thing.

I do miss my bartending days sometimes. Have never been able to duplicate the margaritas I made at work.

Big deal. With a bottle of Don Julio I've mastered cold fusion, solved Femat's last theorem, and bedded many a supermodel. And I'm not even a scientist, Mexican or otherwise.

bedded many a supermodel

Me too.

The trick is not to wake up next to them the next morning.

"The trick is not to wake up next to them the next morning."

Or keep that second bottle close at hand.

bedded many a supermodel

I can't say I've ever drank and then bedded a supermodel, but I can tell you that I have drank and then THOUGHT I bedded someone who at the time kinda looked supermodelish.

Usually these giddy thoughts come when waking up stinking and alone in some alleyway trash bin...

No wonder guys get married when they're drunk.

Well I didn't mean to overstate the marvelousness of Santana, two great albums and then nothing but a regurgitation of the same for 30 years until SUPERNATURAL, which was so amazing the News Hour even played it.

Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page beat all, but haven't done anything for awhile. Claptons contribution on Jingo was superlative, thanks for that. So were the others.

But I spoke too soon, not that they used one guitarist, but Steely Dan wrote the best of it using sometimes a different guitarist on every studio song. They are technically astonishing with a little bit of schizophrenia thrown in for good measure.

DRAGONFORCE!

As i've said before.

Dragonforce:
You'll Shit Wizards.

"You'll shit wizards" LOL

I have to get that on a shirt

Who was the guitarist on Steely Dan's "Reeling in the Years", think that is the title?

That riff keeps playing my head constantly. Awesome picking.

So this is how Star Trek came up with Diantheum Cystals to run the warp drive on the Enterprise..

Not to be too geeky, but its "dilithium".

What a girl!

The agave worm in my tequila ate my diamond.

The agave worm in my tequila ate my diamond.

Posted by CalifChris at 2008-07-03 02:16 PM | Reply | Flag:

Tequila doesn't have a worm.

That's Mescal.

Tequila doesn't have a worm.

That's Mescal.

Guess I was too drunk to know the difference.