can i give a whole story a funny flag?

Nice attempt.

Adam and Steve didn't quite make it.

And this is supposed to make marriage stronger?

HA!

won't be charged with a crime for posing as a heterosexual pair

Guess George and Laura are happy to hear that.

Funny Story.

Justin(e) McCain?

Any relation?

And this is supposed to make marriage stronger?

More married couples means more stability in any given society.

Yer turn Murphy.

Can you think of a way in which Gay Marriage weakens traditional marriage?

You can't?

HA!

Be Well.

Please, Spud, don't get her up on her holier-than-thou pulpit. Next thing you know she'll be decreeing who can and cannot be a Christian, flipping through her handy Bible, and penciling in the necessary corrections.

Gay Marriage is a joke as are these two guys.

"Gay Marriage is a joke"

Because Jesus said so?

"Because Jesus said so?"

Jesus left gays off his agenda. Can't help but wonder why.

He never did marry. What did they use to call men like that? Confirmed bachelors?

Dressed up like a girl in and "skirted" the gay wedding ban?

Christ on a bike, Spud just got that one now.

FF fer the blog-god.

Be Well.

/REAaaaaally gone now.

gay
= fear of vagina
= vagaphobism
= mental illness

Put the dick down, weirdos - please get some help.

By the way - are laws that prohibit family menbers
from marrying one another antiquated?

(Death's PUD: "Stop the incestaphobism!")

Spud wrote,

"More married couples means more stability in any given society."

So can I congratulate you and Buffalo Bob on your upcoming nuptials?

Bee Swell

"Jesus left gays off his agenda. Can't help but wonder why."

Good call. It's funny when some dick wad tells you that they don't have to stone their kids to death for being fuck ups -- Deuteronomy 21:21 -- is because that is the way things were in the "old testament." The same person will then get all fire and brimstone when they hear about a couple of boys or girls who have decided, as adults, that they are going to play house.

And to the freak that said:

"gay
= fear of vagina
= vagaphobism
= mental illness

Put the dick down, weirdos - please get some help."

Are gay women afraid of vaginas as well, or do they just not count? I have this theory that most male homophobes are the guys who liked it when their older cousin, older brother, father, step-father, pastor, teacher, whatever, sucked them off, statements like that are all the proof I need. Me thinks ye ought to take your own advice and seek a bit of help, you'll come to terms with whatever it was they did to you.

"gay
= fear of vagina
= vagaphobism
= mental illness

The pathetic righty who posted this reinforces what is so prevelant:

The vast majority of homophobes are radical cultural conservatives whose views are shaped by two factors 1) hate and 2) ignorance. The vast majority of these wackos have sexual insecurities when it comes to their penis sizes and their deep hidden fantasies of either giving or in most cases receiving anal sex and molesting either very young boys or girls. When I was in college, the most wild and frankly sexually perverted girls I dated were ALL from right wing famlies. This is when my theory developed. These gals who would call themselves conservative christians and believed that the pill
should be criminalized would all want anal sex behind closed doors as well as spunked on in the face.

In reality, it is the right wing homophobes who are the threat to our childre, ponder this for awhile you wackos, particularly the sick sould who posted the above.

Everyone should have to examine themselves to understand why they think the way they do on this issue. The only reason people have an aversion to homos is because of religion.

I mean, do you really care, personally, what someones else does with their genitals, whether it is steve or stevie that is servicing them?

I don't either.

The issue is a legal matter of contracts. Let the Legislatures work it out. Just allow the contract and the State benefits.

The State can't grant Heaven's benefits - that's a violation of Church and State.

The reason Christians have so much fear? Sodom and Gomorrah. Fearing the wiping of cities off the face of the earth, to a believer, is sufficient reason for alarm. By allowing the sin, the Christian believes they are judged 'in cahoots' with it. Fire and brimstone - yup. They ain't fearing the State.

There is a reason for Christians to press their agenda. It's called "judgment day".

Jesus left gays off his agenda. Can't help but wonder why.

Posted by Mossadegh at 2008-07-01 11:17 PM | Reply

Jesus also didn't discuss bestiality. Some things are too obvious to have to talk about. Besides, butt fucking an animal or another guy was already a matter of Judaic law.

BTW, Jesus didn't talk about space travel, B-Bob's alien abduction, McDonald's french fries, or even boiled peanuts. There's a lot of stuff that was not relevant to His ministry.

"He never did marry."

You don't know that. There's is abundant evidence that Jesus was married, if you know what the fuck you are talking about.

Clearly, you do not know what you are talking about. You just spout shit.

He never did marry. What did they use to call men like that? Confirmed bachelors?

Posted by Mossadegh

He also hung around with 12 dudes. Hmmmmmm.

By the way - are laws that prohibit family menbers
from marrying one another antiquated?

Posted by dean_buvia

Don't worry you and your sister will find a way to make the relationship work.

You don't know that. There's is abundant evidence that Jesus was married, if you know what the fuck you are talking about.

REALLY? care to elaborate? Who was his wife? this should be interesting!

I call BS on YOU VERN...

You don't know what the hell you are talking about!

educate yourself and quit spreading hate.

"REALLY? care to elaborate? Who was his wife? this should be interesting!

Posted by donnerboy at 2008-07-02 12:43 PM"

Mary Magdalene. They had a kid, too.

Donner - can't believe you never read/saw The DaVinci Code.

Donner - can't believe you never read/saw The DaVinci Code.

Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2008-07-02 12:52 PM

Oh silly me! But I thought the Christians all debunked that as nonsense! Now they are embracing that as the Truth?

Seems I can't keep up! If that is so why haven't they included the Gospel of Mary Magdalene in the Bible if she was such an important figure in Jesus life (and not the slut we have been told she was all these centuries by the church)?

Inquiring minds want to know!

"But I thought the Christians all debunked that as nonsense! Now they are embracing that as the Truth?"

Well, pretty much just Vern ;o)

"If that is so why haven't they included the Gospel of Mary Magdalene in the Bible if she was such an important figure in Jesus life"

That sure wouldn't have fit in too well with the inherent misogyny of the Catholic Church, now would it?

That sure wouldn't have fit in too well with the inherent misogyny of the Catholic Church, now would it?

Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2008-07-02 01:06 PM

guess not...so sad. According to the Gnostic Gospels Jesus definitely kissed her on the "something". Unfortunately, we will never know what Jesus kissed her on because someone "conveniently" ripped a hole in that part of the "sacred" text.

So much for the Word of God.

Gosh, sometimes these RW posers make it sooo easy:

Straight
= fear of Anal penetration
= Analphobism
= mental illness

dean_buvia, murphy and vernon:

This is DAY 17 in my BIG FAT LEGAL GAY WEDDING.

Where's the doom and gloom?

Where's the hoards of Animal Lover protesting their right to marry their cows?

Where's the incestueous clamouring for their chance at the altar?

Why hasn't California fallen into the ocean yet.

And most importantly;

WHERE THE HELL IS JESUS TO THROW LIGHTENING BOLTS AT ME AND MY HUSBAND FOR OUR GOD-MOCKING BEHAVIOR?

You HAVE ALL promised us it would be so.

Don't tell me you RWC's are all a bunch of Big Fat Alarmist Liars who REAAAALLY HATE AMERICA and FREEDOM.

Good News: There is a theocracy out there waiting for you. Iran. You will feel much more comfortable there. And you can wage your pathetic religious culture war against the mulsims in person. Maybe you'll win. Bombs for Jesus. Make some T-shirts.

Bad News: Tomorrow I will wake up married legally to my homosexual cock-sucking, anal-fingering husband and we will be mocking your god for another 24 hours.

Get over yourselves. Unlike us, you're not that important to the scheme of things.

With gay marriage legal here in Mass, I haven't heard of a single thing or person that has been adversely affected.

I'm serious. With the exception of the occasional gay divorce, nobody's life have been changed for the worse in any way that I've yet to hear about.

So many people are so concerned with things that will never have any affect on them, good or bad. Unless you want to sick your nose into the lives of others, you won't notice a single thing that has changed.

"He never did marry."

You don't know that. There's is abundant evidence that Jesus was married, if you know what the fuck you are talking about.

Clearly, you do not know what you are talking about. You just spout shit.

Posted by vernon at 2008-07-02 11:55 AM | Reply |

How christian of you, Spermin!

I used to work with this woman who is religously insane, she actually believed that when 2 homos bump uglies they create disease from thin air. No disease going in, disease riddled coming out, no ifs ands or buts about it. She said that she had learned that in church and that it was common knowlege amongst all of the people who she goes to church with. . .

What in the blue hell are they teaching you poor fuckers on Sunday morning? You actually take your kids around these wacked out bastards?