Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

OneNewsNow, an online news service owned by the American Family Association, has been editing AP stories to automatically replace the word "gay" with "homosexual," filing numerous stories about the American sprinter Tyson Homosexual and the NBA player Rudy Homosexual.

Liberal Blog Advertising Network

Menu

Subscriptions

Author Info

SanAntonioRogue

MORE STORIES

Special Features

Links

Comments

Admin's note: Participants in the discussion of this weblog entry should note the site's moderation policy.

For the love of...

Could people like this BE any more absurd?

thats hillarious!

"Homosexual eases into 100 final at Olympic events."

!!!!!!!hahahah

Ignorant is as Ignorant does.........

These people would scare me if they weren't so inadvertently hilarious.

"These people" are the exact ones Obama is courting with his new expanded faith based initiatives.

How about them apples Danni?

Comedic gold. Thank you, AFA!

"How about them apples Danni?"

They are voters and some (and I do mean some) of them are beginning to realize that Bush and the Republicans have destroyed too much of our economy, caused too many wars, etc. and thus are beginning to listen to new voices, some of which are not inside their heads.

This is just classic! I love it! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! We need comic relief every so often and this is just too funny! LOL!

Danni,
So the new and EXPANDED faith based initiatives Obama is proposing (ones that allow hiring and firing based on religious preference) are OK with you?

It reminds me of the time someone called Senator Barney Frank, Barbey Fag. Barney Fag is more descriptive.

Actually those things go on anyway so really I don't care. I wouldn't want to work for a religious lunatic anyway and if those voters can help defeat Republicans then YES!!! I am all for it.
Winning is everything this time around, losing would be disaster for America.

this more impressive about being gay in life! Though, I am not a Christian ~ I love this video!:>)


Have a great day, Julie
>
> A son asked his father, 'Dad, will you take part in a
> marathon with me?'.
>
> The father who, despite having a heart condition, says 'Yes'.
> They went on to complete the marathon together.
> Father and son went on to join other marathons, the father always saying
> 'Yes' to his son's request of going through the race together.
>
> One day, the son asked his father, 'Dad, let's join the Ironman
> together.' To which, his father said 'Yes' too. For those who don't
> know, Ironman is the toughest triathlon ever. The race encompasses three
> endurance events of a 2.4 mile (3.86 kilometer) ocean swim, followed by
> a 112 mile (180.2 kilometer) bike ride, and ending with a 26.2 mile
> (42.195 kilometer) marathon along the coast of the Big Island. Father
> and son went on to complete the race together. View this race at.....
>
>
www.godtube.com
>
> Make sure you have some Kleenex on hand.

www.godtube.com

Get back on the monkeybars, FW, recess ain't over yet.

"So the new and EXPANDED faith based initiatives Obama is proposing (ones that allow hiring and firing based on religious preference) are OK with you?

Posted by 101Chairborne"

As I pointed out to you on the other thread. No where has Obama advocated allowing hiring and firing based on religious preference. That was part of the original Bush proposal.

So unless you can provide anything from Obama or his campaign saying he supports that, you're talking out of your ass.

Hilarious story, awe-inspiring headline.
There is a God!

Er, well, okay, poor choice of words...

Okay... that web site is SO GAY!

BANI a local woman here who was 65 years old drowned at the beach last week. She was training for the Iron Man which she did a couple of years ago. Apparently a wave flipped her over and her head hit a rock on the bottom of the ocean and knocked her unconscious. I knew her slightly but I know several folks here who knew her very well and who are absolutely devastated. Her two daughters, both well educated and successful are presently pregnant with her first two grandchildren. A real tragedy for an incredible woman, an inspiration to literally thousands of people scattered around the world.

"Winning is everything"

Posted by danni

Was there ever any doubt?

"Was there ever any doubt?"

Ask John Kerry and Al Gore.

One of my favorite R&B tunes is "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Homosexual.

Wouldn't that make the title The Homosexual Divorcee?

That's some seriously strange bedfellows.

"Wouldn't that make the title The Homosexual Divorcee?"

Not to mention, as my original headline on this thread paid homage, that Japan was brought to its knees by Enola Homosexual.

Don we now our homosexual apparel...

When you're with the Flintstones you'll have a yabba dabba doo time. A dabba doo time.
You'll have a homosexual old time.

That Fred Astaire Ginger Rogers movie called "The Homosexual Divorcee" now makes more sense.

"The Homosexual Divorcee"

Makes sense. Especially with Velveeta on it.

Enola Homosexual

Best of all.

And what a change to the Maria character in West Side Story, and those rumors between she & Anita:

(music under)
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and homosexuaaaaaaal!

This just in the Enola Homosexual has just dropped an atomic bomb.

I hope this news site never interviews real estate agent Gaye Males.

www.coldwellbankerpbr.com

Those who do not read up the thread are doomed to repeat it. LOL!

"real estate agent Gaye Males"

egad

Sorry, Chair, but that AP feed is apparently wrong. What Senator Obama actually says is that he would put back in place the SAFEGUARDS that have traditionally separated Church and State in public welfare funding that Shrub has removed. He said he would make sure that religious groups that receive tax dollars do not discriminate based on religious beliefs in hiring people to work in those tax-funded programs and that the programs themselves MUST be of a secular nature and not proselytize to those in these programs.

I am having trouble putting the link up but see Salon.com War Room.

Dawn,
The Ap is wrong but Salon.com has it right? Look, I tend to believe that the AP's article left out some important info, but the info they included leads me to believe Obama is expanding the initiatives.
I tend to believe AP over Salon's spin in favor of their chosen one. That doesn't mean I'm not leaving Obama wiggle room because you know damn well he's going to claim it's not what it seems.

The Ap is wrong but Salon.com has it right?

~101 Chairbore

Yup.

That AP report is being corrected as we speak.

Obama is a professor of Constitutional law who believes in the seperation of church and state.

www.salon.com

I was working at Americans United for Separation of Church and State when Bush was pushing this, and I worked specifically on this project. So when I saw this Associated Press feed this morning, I nearly fell out of my chair.

"Reaching out to evangelical voters, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama is announcing plans that would expand President Bush's program steering federal social service dollars to religious groups and -- in a move sure to cause controversy -- support their ability to hire and fire based on faith."

Thankfully, this AP feed was wrong, it's being corrected, and Barack Obama has not completely lost his mind. I obtained a copy of the speech Obama is going to deliver today, and he specifically outlines a faith-based agenda that in no way resembles Bush's approach. In fact, it's largely the opposite.

Now, make no mistake, as someone who used to teach constitutional law, I believe deeply in the separation of church and state, but I don't believe this partnership will endanger that idea -- so long as we follow a few basic principles. First, if you get a federal grant, you can't use that grant money to proselytize to the people you help and you can't discriminate against them -- or against the people you hire -- on the basis of their religion. Second, federal dollars that go directly to churches, temples, and mosques can only be used on secular programs. And we'll also ensure that taxpayer dollars only go to those programs that actually work.

Obama has identified the pre-Bush safeguards and wants to strengthen them, not abandon them.


So there!

G08ama!

Be Well.

/Like a tater do about this time, Dethspud, the DR's very own talkin' typin' tater o' doom is make his way onto the blogstage, doing so like he do
stage left.

//Happy 141st Birfday Canader!! Woo Hoo!

Obama:
"I want to keep the Office of Faith-Based Initiatives open, but I want to make sure that its mission is clear," Obama said in response to a question about his commitment to reduce poverty in America. "It's not to simply build a particular faith community. The faith-based initiatives should be targeted specifically at the issue of poverty and how to lift people up."

He added that government should partner with religious organizations to provide social services as long as it is done within the requirements of the Constitution.

"We make sure that it's open to everybody," he said. "It's not simply the federal government funding certain groups to be able to evangelize."

BTW - this topic has its own thread

Happy Canada Day Spud and all the other Canuckians.

Oh! Canada!

Happy birthday Canada, you're looking good for 141.

On topic?

American Family Association?

Spud luffs the way these religious whackjobs try to mask their intent by hiding behind the codeword "family".

Like gay folks don't have families or belong to families themselves.

Maybe Spud shpould buy a news site and get it to replace the word "family" with "intolerant hate-fueled religious whackjob"

Naw, that's be stupid.

Not as stupid as wot these anti-Christians did here but pretty dumb nonetheless.

The Gay Divorcee?
Enola Gay?
Don we now our gay apparel?
real estate agent Gaye Males?

Ju kids is crack Spud up.

Be Well.

So how exactly do these people spell Larry Craig's name? I know how I spell it ===tap tap tap=

Ta to SanAn and Danni fer them kind birthday wishes fer Canada!

Is weird thing. Canada is only 141 today yet Montreal is celebrating it's 400th birthday this year.

Today is big parade in Spud's neighbourhood followed by Beer Gardens, free concerts, amusement rides, BBQ Salmon fest and then later on there will be fireworks.

Sweet!

Too bad Spud is burnt to a crisp after taking in too many rays over the last coupla days and will not be going out into this scorcher of a day.

Guess that leaves blogworld, eh?

Be Well.

Spud luffs the way these religious whackjobs try to mask their intent by hiding behind the codeword "family".


Nothing like a little leftist tolerance of one groups definition of family.

Oh, and I owe the SPUD an apology - of sorts. It seems that Canada sucks so bad he must post on an American website:

Canadians prefer Obama over own leaders: poll
Updated Sun. Jun. 29 2008 11:00 PM ET

CTV.ca News Staff

"A new poll suggests Canadians would prefer to vote for Barack Obama rather than cast a ballot for their own political leaders..."

You third graders just crack me up.

"...yet Montreal is celebrating it's 400th birthday this year."

In that case... Bonne fete du Canada you bleedin' separatists! j/k!

"You third graders just crack me up.

Posted by ELCIDCE90"

And just think. Next year you'll be one!

And just think. Next year you'll be one!

Posted by SanAntonioRogue

QED

Turn-about's fair play right?: On my site, I have just set the definations page to reflect an ultimate universal truth.

From now on whenever someone submitts a post referencing God or Jesus it will automatically be replaced with "Big Fat Stinkin' Cheesy Uncircumsized Donkey Dick"

Imagine working that into your prayers at night.

BWAHAHAHAHA

On another note:

"...West Side Story:

(music under)
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and homosexuaaaaaaal!...Posted by Danforth..."

As an official policing agent of GLADOBS (Gay and Lesbians Against the Defamation Of Broadway Shows) its is in my opinion that this reworking of a truly Homosexual Classic is just wrong...

Just so wrong!

"Nothing like a little leftist tolerance of one groups intolerant definition of family."

It reminds me of the time someone called Senator Barney Frank, Barbey Fag. Barney Fag is more descriptive.

Posted by fwthom at 2008-07-01 10:02 AM | Reply | Flag:

Actually, that was Dick Armey. And Barney said, "you know, if my name were Dick Armey, I wouldn't be making fun of anyone else."

I had forgotten about Frank's response on that, Brit. Thanks for the chuckle!

Freakin Hilarious! Insert Foot and chew!


Nice to see the spud back sorry you became a french fry! Happy Canada Day! WOOT!


My kids (3 boys) and I made up a new song called

Focus on the Family!

Don't kill us if we're gay! We want to go and play!
You said you'd focus on the Family today!
But you want to break us up and make us go away!
But, you said you'd Focus on the Family!
You make so much money and you make so much hate!
Focus on the Family and don't indoctrinate.

it goes on..and on...btw- as far as I know...my boys are not gay...

and here is the plug for The Bible told me So...

www.youtube.com



I like the song Donner, but you'll have to do some editing for the future since play doesn't rhyme with homosexual.

Back to the drawing board.

"Tyson Homosexual"

How fucking pathetic you so-called Christians are.

I like the song Donner, but you'll have to do some editing for the future since play doesn't rhyme with homosexual.

Back to the drawing board.

Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2008-07-01 01:51 PM

thx...we are still working on it... we will run it thru the homo filter when we done!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAH
AHAHA!

that's what happens when you trust the spellcheck and auto functions.

imagine if they'd changed something worse...like...oh well - just use your overactive imaginations!

It reminds me of the time someone called Senator Barney Frank, Barbey Fag. Barney Fag is more descriptive.

Posted by fwthom at 2008-07-01 10:02 AM | Reply | Flag:

How many years of school did you get through before dropping out?

This story just got a whole lot worse:

www.startribune.com

Gay blows field away (with wind's help)

Jon Drummond has been coaching Tyson Gay for some time now, but even he could hardly believe what he saw Sunday afternoon. "This dude needs some re-entry glasses," Drummond gushed after Gay ran the fastest 100-meter time in history. "We need to get some type of flame-retardant uniform in case he catches on fire."


HAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFLMAO!

Wouldn't the AP and the authors of the articles have some right to object to these arbitrary changes being made by these lunatics?
Seems to me that they would either have to publish the articles as written or not publish them at all.

Danni- Instead of charging by the word...the AP should charge by the letter.

The conversion from "gay" to "homosexual" would cost the AFA too much money.

And yeah, I mean that in pretty much any way you can think of.

Memphis Grizzlies backers hit the hay hoping that Kevin Love would open things up for Rudy Homosexual in the frontcourt.

O.J. Mayo + Rudy Homosexual = LOL!

Miller also fills a huge hole on the team as a perimeter shooter and gives them Love, a 6-foot-10 power forward who will play down low next to Al Jefferson, who will stay at center in this revamped lineup rather than move to his more natural power forward position.

I live you AFA, for making this innocent sports jargon dirty.

we have some friends who have some function on their t.v. (v-chip or something akin) that has allowed them to bleep out whatever words they'd like so you'll be watching a movie and any reference to these particular words are blotted out including the words GOD and JESUS (so their small children would not have to hear those names used in vain).

they didn't realize the impact of it until their little ones were watching a veggie-tales movie - everything in the program is in reference to God and Jesus! nearly the entire tape was full of bleeps!

"Jon Drummond has been coaching Tyson Gay for some time now, but even he could hardly believe what he saw Sunday afternoon...."We need to get some type of flame-retardant uniform in case he catches on fire.""

Alex...I can see the headline now:

Coach Seeks to Prevent Gay from Becoming Flamer

danforth- this is so funny...

The Law of Unintended Consequences strikes again.

Also, here are the updated lyrics from Snow White. Who knew about those dwarves?!?

Though your teeth are out
And your whiskers sprout
And your arches give away
You're never too old to be young and homosexuaaaaaaaaaal!

"that's what happens when you trust the spellcheck and auto functions."


As usual, nanc completely misses the point.


"As usual, nanc completely misses the point."

What the heck's that zoomin' noise right over my head?

you're talking out of your ass.

Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2008-07-01 10:14 AM


It's the Chairpoodle. Of course he's talking out of his ass.

I think there are some righties here who use the same technology.

They replace 'Obama' with 'Osama' as if they're being witty.

I hope this news site never interviews real estate agent Gaye Males.

www.coldwellbankerpbr.com

Posted by rcade


Here in Philly, we have George B. Gay Realty...
www.nexport.com

WTF? This is just more PC'ness which ultimately destroy our country.

I am guessing among the right wing groups they are still arguing who will get into heaven because they were sprinkled instead of dunked.

Religion is a bunch of rules made by man, spiritualism is your personal relation with God. An open mind is the looked down on by the above!

The Gay 90's in Minneapolis is what it is however...

local.yahoo.com

I wonder how many Republicans will be crusin' there at the convention?

This Focus on the Family site with its reworking of AP news articles, is it perhaps violating copyright laws?

Sorry make that read "This American Family Association site..."

FUNNY, EXCEPT IF YOUR NAME IS TYSON GAY.

Comments are closed for this entry.

Drudge Retort
RSS Spec