His poor fanily.

Umm.. her.

Ummm....family

We should launch a full investigation to make sure this wasn't a case of itchy trigger fingers. Sure, this person ended up being a would-be mass murderer. But were our troops 100% sure? Did they take unnecessary risks with their own safety in order to be sure? Is there anything we can do to make their shitty, stressful and dangerous jobs worse? If we stop asking ourselves these questions, we are no better than the terrorists. And even though that is just an assinine talking point, it still bothers me and no amount of hardship on the part of our troops is too much to ask just to make sure I don't have to hear it again.

What does a female martyr get? 13 fat bearded guys with tableclothes on their heads who will make her walk 12 paces behind them and beat her if she looks at another married man?

Sully, they were Iraqi guards, not U.S. troops.

So, let's see, how does this work? She didn't kill any infidels, but she did try, and she is female. So, does she go to allah and does she get seventy vigins? Are there male virgins for the female suicide bombers?

How bad would that be, to be in heaven with 70 male virgins? They probably all have acne and pocket protectors.

"Sully, they were Iraqi guards, not U.S. troops."

But who trained these murderers to gun down women in the streets, huh huh?

There is no acne in heaven.

It probably isn't as hard to convince women to become suicide bombers as we would think here. If I had to live the life of those poor women I would probably welcome the opportunity to end my life early and take a few men with me. If the ME women ever really fully realize how they are persecuted the men will be watching their backs and those of us in the west will breath easier. Probably a healthy dose of Womens' Liberation would do more, in the end, than all the bombs and guns will ever do.

"Sully, they were Iraqi guards, not U.S. troops."

The first thousand dropped their guns.

See what happens when you let a society play tag?
Sincerely,
douchesquirts

Danni

TH: That's just wrong. I believe you'd get your ass kicked for that. I sure as hell wouldn't want a roundhouse kick to the face while he was wearing those bad boys...

A) I don't mind being compared to a young model
B) You actually looked at a fashion link and knew the picture was there (so chances are you're the fashion loving homosexual)
C) You called me a "fag" which is both frowned upon and offends the liberal sensibilities
D) I'm shitting on your driveway for sure now

ok

the virgin shit is retarded
its not real
is made up

and the translations you read that say virgin
are translating wrong

yes

its not virgin in the original arabic

second
obviously people aren't doing this for viginal orgys in heaven

if that was the case this wouldn't be happening

so why dont' we find out why these people are so brainwashed and desperate that they are committing suicide to get their points across

that would be the smart thing for us to do so we understand our enemies instead of "they hate our freedom" blah blah

A) I don't mind being compared to a young model

TH: that model aint you just the wardrobe.

B) You actually looked at a fashion link and knew the picture was there (so chances are you're the fashion loving homosexual)

TH: you saying that following the DR makes one a fashion loving homosexual? RCade will not like that.

C) You called me a "fag" which is both frowned upon and offends the liberal sensibilities

TH: if the shoe fits. I guess I should apologize to all the homosexuals here, I am sure they dont want to be associated with you.

D) I'm shitting on your driveway for sure now

TH: how you gonna do that with my shoe up your wazoo?

klif,
My guess: Lack of toilet paper. Oh, and their screwed up religion. But mainly the TP.

101
you would need toilets first before you got the toilet paper

"are translating wrong"

You should check what King James did.

"All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be."

Deal with it.

so why dont' we find out why these people are so brainwashed and desperate that they are committing suicide to get their points across

we could ask the Japs or tamils.

"D) I'm shitting on your driveway for sure now

Posted by 101Chairborne "

The problem is, you're shitting on ANYBODY'S driveway. Get "the home" to buy another case of Depends, oh incontinent one.

Um, Zat, can you start a separate thread of "all my crappy black and white pictures of me" so I can know ahead of time to run screaming in the opposite direction?

Only cows shit on my driveway.

The folks at the Porsche dealer love me.

"screaming in the opposite direction?"

Posted by Jomama

Too late.

This morning.

I am married to the physics teacher's daughter and the son-of-a-bitch is still kicking and has a 28" waist; It's genetic.

Funny, my father-in-law is (was) the Chemistry professor and he checks in the same way....maybe it's the learnin'?

I mean to say, he's alive, 88, but he is no longer the Chemistry professor...officially, anyways.

"the Chemistry professor"

Owsley?

I still think I made up the coolest logo.

The problem is, you're shitting on ANYBODY'S driveway. Get "the home" to buy another case of Depends, oh incontinent one.

Posted by Jomama at 2008-06-30 05:21 PM | Reply

You poor dumb bastard. I wish I knew what you were trying to say so I could pity you.

At least cats can pronounce "mu" correctly.

Sad that so many humans say "moo" ...

It's an inside joke.

"the Chemistry professor"

Cal State Long Beach, most recently.

"You poor dumb bastard. I wish I knew what you were trying to say so I could pity you.

Posted by 101Chairborne "

Funny, I think the same thing whenever I attempt to read one of your "posts"....but without the pity.

Bob Kirshner taught me how to mu.

Wow, what a sharp wit...

"Cal State Long Beach, most recently."

Posted by Jomama

That's nice.

I have an old accelerator lab at UT Austin rent-free because it's too expensive to demolish.

The ceiling is three-foot-thick lead-shielded concrete.

The floor is four feet thick; Offices below.

It's perfect for cosmic ray cameras.

Yeah, he was a grad student on the Manhatten Project.

Sully, they were Iraqi guards, not U.S. troops.

Yea, they arent hamstringed by a liberal public and forces to second guess before they fire, they just went ahead and got the job done..Can you imagine if they were americans?

Boo hoo, I'm gonna tell RCADE!

bout time, no crying here, take her out. good job Iraqi guards.

hey
if she was a suicide bomber legit
then you gotta take her down

again
that only solves the problem for an individual

as a nation
who is providing the motivation for young girls to do this

who ever it is must be pointed out, with serious a serious propaganda machine via television and radio across as iraq, as being extremely anti islamic

if the religious zealots are the problem
fight them with their own medicine
and using the koran's verses themselves can be used as a tool to stop suicide bombing

So is this the first time we actually got one before they reached their target? Are even we keeping figures on that kind of thing? How many years into the "war" and we finally figured out how to stop a suicide bomber!

Yeah! Or was it a fluke of the Universe?

want to blow a muslim suicide bomber's mind?, make him aware that the 72 virgin deal is useless because the soul ain't got no peepee! even FWThom knows that.