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"If we live up to our responsibility, if we wisely use our amazing technology, and if we are mature enough, as a nation and as a community of nations, there may never again be a substantially damaging asteroid impact on the Earth. We have the ability to make ourselves safe from cosmic extinction. If we cannot manage to meet this challenge, we will, in my opinion, have failed to meet our evolutionary responsibility." -- Apollo 9 astronaut Rusty Schweickart of the B612 Foundation

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Well its always something isn't it?

can't we all just get along?

Thanks for the breaking news, Rusty "Trombone" Schweickart... It hit home better when the story was, "Bruce Willis: Asteroid Strike Could Make Us Extinct."

WWJE?

Asteroid strike could kill us all?

Yeah, very true. Here's my question:

And?

This is one of those "NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!" headlines. What's the next story, "Oxygen Deprivation Can Cause Death"?

Why do asteroids hate America?

Goes to show how many people just read the headlines.

Goes to show how many people just read the headlines.

I read it. Who else did or didn't and how can you tell?

This just in:

Sun rises in the East.

Don't forget to feel guilty about an extinction event having a greater impact on women and minorities. White males will be OK.

Haven't we already been tracking these things? Can't the EU or ASEAN coalitions finance this sort of monitoring program, thereby easing the financial burden on the US, or at least providing a benchmark and backup system for what the US has?

Everyone knows that if an asteroid hits the earth, it will be because of one of three things:

1. George Bush and the Bush Administration
2. Global Warming
3. Evil Republicans

Come on, asteroid! Sterilize this rock before these devious feral monkeys achieve interstellar capabilities and start "liberating" other planets, ostensibly because some invisible cloud being told them to.

"They hate us for our opposable thumbs, so fuck 'em...we're takin' 'em out."--Incurious George43, Ruler of the Known Universe and all-around snappy dresser (although no one has the nerve to tell him that the whole Ming the Merciless thing is so last year, not to mention that he keeps tripping over Dad's old cape because it's obviously way too big for him)

Asteroid strike? First the writers, then the actors and now asteroids.

Fucking commies!

The Right

Come on, asteroid! Sterilize this rock before these devious feral monkeys achieve interstellar capabilities and start "liberating" other planets, ostensibly because some invisible cloud being told them to.


Feral Monkeys, that's great!

I'm ok with extinct. My Plymouth Voyager is starting to look obsolete.

And I could wake up dead in the morning. Hell, I could even be killed in a car crash tonight.

i've always been of the impression that it was the earth's rotation that caught the sun's reflection in the mornings...

Maybe they should call this timely asteroid Gabriel's Horn?

So God's Hemerhoids might kill us if they strike the earth?? If that ain't fucked up I don't know what is.

Larry

Maybe they should call this timely asteroid Gabriel's Horn?

Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle already named it Lucifer's Hammer.

I wonder if the news came that we had 1 year to live, if people would stop caring about Paris Hilton and the Suri baby or if they would just cover their ears and hold even tighter.

The apathy I see in this country makes me sick.

"The apathy I see in this country makes me sick."

Posted by BenFranklinn


Who cares?

"The apathy I see in this country makes me sick."

Who cares?

ff

If this should happen it would be a shame for Zat.....it would end his reign of saying "happy extinction" to everyone.

Damn,

Well, smoke 'em if you got 'em.

he forgot to mention the sun will eventually burn out and the earth will eventually stop spinning on its axis.

this sounds like another grave issue to bring up on the nightly news.

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