STRONG coffee time

This weeks chance to describe the following ... ..Is in the house that Gerbils built. (The Gerbils do graciously give credit to their servant one Rogers Cadenhead for some minor assistance)

It is time to "Describe the following in one sentence or less."

The Photograph

Some hats just beg to be "wuffed" in!

"The producers of "Saturday Night Live" will pay tribute to late comedian George Carlin tonight by rerunning the program's 1975 debut, which Carlin hosted."

The Pope is an idiot in a funny hat.

"Describe the following in one sentence or less."

"Ok Nick, I'll help you deliver toys this year, but you owe me bigtime!"

Who cares about the stupid picture when 99.9% of all of those fucks that follow the Pope and display those fucking rosary beads are RACISTS PRICKS. THE PRICK POPE is just following tradition in Catholicism, kiddie diddling is alive and well in the industry. JUST ASK FUX NEWS!! ARGH!!

--Preemptive Celisary Post

It is time to "Describe the following in one sentence or less."

Pope Benny volunteered to play Santa at the local Mall..

Keith --

I may be wrong but I think you forgot Goatman on your list of previous winners.

Nazi Clause?

Member2586

I didn't see your Santa reference on the thread when I started typing my comment.
Wasn't trying to steal your material. (grin)

"Describe the following in one sentence or less."

I did not know Santa had an evil twin-in a funny hat.

Does he know ANYTHING about accessorizing?
As many of those butt bandits love to go after boys-you'd think at least one of those queens'd know a thing or two....

Chair-you get an "eerily funny" flag for that one...

Who cares about the stupid picture when 99.9% of all of those fucks that follow the Pope and display those fucking rosary beads are RACISTS PRICKS. THE PRICK POPE is just following tradition in Catholicism, kiddie diddling is alive and well in the industry. JUST ASK FUX NEWS!! ARGH!!

--Preemptive Celisary Post

Thanks, Cookfish. ANY CELISARY POST!!!! works better than the strongest cup of coffee to really (((( wake me up )))) in the morning. hahaha

Member2586

I didn't see your Santa reference on the thread when I started typing my comment.
Wasn't trying to steal your material. (grin)

Posted by CalifChris

Don't worry about it Chris. Each comment/joke can stand on it's own merrit.

"COOKFISH"....As a born an raised Catholic I find your remarks about MY POPE offensive. You are a filthy Prick, clearly with no Moral values. If you were worth any concern i'd be even more PISSED....But you are a nobody, an except for a few Right Wing Assholes who gives a fuck what you think.....

Preemptive Celisary Post

FF!

"Describe the following in one sentence or less."

"Come, sit on my lap, child. I'm always looking for converts. Oh, by the way, tell those little girls it's a sin to sit on Santa's lap. I thought I'd have to give up playing Santa when I became Pope. Aren't we both lucky, hmmmm? Yes, we are lucky."

Celery is one crazy fuck. I can't wait until the race war starts and I can finally wink and smile at that mother fucker...

"Describe the following in one sentence or less."

Nothing says piety like a fur-trimmed fez.

LOL Dutch...I LIKE that one!!

one sentence or less

Sorry. Once I get rolling...

"Describe the following in one sentence or less."

I thought I'd have to give up playing Santa when I became Pope.

"Describe the following in one sentence or less."

They threw in this hat when I bought fuzzy dice for the Popemobile.

"Describe the following in one sentence or less."

When circumcision goes bad.

I'd rather be in Denmark.

Come sit on my lap (right in the middle, - ah yes, that's a good boy) and tell me what you want for christmas.

Condomed Pope on a rope.

Larry Mohr

Photo

Shouuldnt the photo of "mini me' be on the porn thread?

I have a great idea for the DR.

RCade should institute an E version of a restraining order. If RCade grants a poster an RO against another poster, then the restrained poster can not post an opinion within 5 posts or 20 minutes of the person who has the RO.

And a basis for the RO should include constant stupidity. So, for example, a poster who is consistently stupid (even if neither a stalker nor offensive) could be restrained. Prior posts may be used as proof of such stupidity.

This would really cut into serious drinking time. 2 will get you 10 that it ain't gonna happen.

If we banned the stupid posts.....this site would get boring.
Who HASN'T laughed their ass off at jackass's antics?
Where else can we see and hear the "comedy stylings" of ALL the bushblowers?
The freeper site won't cut the mustard though...those idots REALLY believe the bs they spew.

I wish you all well, saints and sinners. I hope that you reach 80 years of age, and are as physically healthy and mentally alert as the Pope is now at that age.

The Pope needs a new haberdasher. He looks like he's wearing the drapes. And the only thing missing from the mitre is rocket fins.

I'll stop now.

**** I wish you all well, saints and sinners. I hope that you reach 80 years of age, and are as physically healthy and mentally alert as the Pope is now at that age.

Posted by Johnson *****

.......I've slowed down so much I doubt I'll be catching any altar boys at age 80......

Is my eyesight failing me or is there no nooner for today, sunday?

I guess it got lost when the page was moved to a new server.