Gotta be my home state of Florida. I didn't peek either.

Texas.

peek where?
the link is a loop back to this page. How does one do that anyway?
I probably would've guessed florida too, but that's because i'm used to stories like that from drudge report.

peek where?

Yeah, the hints are well hidden.

My guess: Arkansas

If I'm right I might even know the identity of the tied-up mum. Anyone spotted Nanc today?

moral of the story.... Keep your pets on a leash. If your pet kills another pet expect to be beaten and hogtied.

i'm right here, r8.

if my pet kills another pet or farm animal i have shot them in the past.

case in point, a neighbor came by and said our little tiny chihuahua/pekinese mix was chasing her chickens - i told her to shoot him - she responded that there's no way she could shoot the little guy - i told her that if her st. bernard were messing with any of my animals i'd have no problem shooting her and if she wasn't willing to shoot him, i didn't want to hear about it.

no ducttape involved.

NANC-You always seem to have an extreme and usually screw ball view on most things.

The neighbor did the right thing as a good neighbor should. You demonstrated the proper method to plunge your head up your ass. SNAFU that seems to be SOP for you.

Bye now. Don't shot any pets moron.

- i told her to shoot him -

Holy shit, you are fucked up. I had a low opinion of you before, but now....

Someone would have to (and needs to) drop you in the Mariana Trench to get any lower.

Dogs chase chickens. It is their job. They think they are helping you out by keeping trespassers away. Obviously you have done a very poor job of teaching your dog. The punishment for having a shitty master like you shouldn't be death. Your neighbor should find that animal a good home.

nanc,
Do you shoot those retards you call kids for chasing their tails?

the link is a loop back to this page. How does one do that anyway?

WE HAVE A WINNAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

R8RH8R

Honorable mention, for excellent guesses: DANNI and DXLINGR.

Quiz: This image shows a family member of one of our resident Drudgies who is known to chase his or her tail.

"i147.photobucket.com"

Ewwwww!

my dog WASN'T chasing their chickens - she was lying. their fowl come into our yard all the time and my dogs DON'T chase them.

i've always taught my dogs to NOT chase them, but once in awhile you'll get a dog who will - when you catch them with a chicken in their mouth - you shoot them. it's the way of a farm.

there is no suffering if you're a good shot.

Nanc - why on earth would you think your neighbor would lie about that? (By the way, I mostly agree with you about shooting chicken chasers, especially that it is the "way of the farm.")

OK, maybe I've led a sheltered life, but who in their right mind keeps a skunk for a pet?

Apparently the same mind that'll do this to his mother. Unbelievable. Is this a true story??

"Unbelievable. Is this a true story??"

Has to be.
It's on the Drudge Retort, isn't it?

"i've always taught my dogs to NOT chase them, but once in awhile you'll get a dog who will- when you catch them with a chicken in their mouth - you shoot them. it's the way of a farm."

That's great. Shoot yer own pet because you can't keep it under control.

A goddam sick, motherfucking redneck is what you are.

Quiz: This image shows a family member of one of our resident Drudgies who is known to chase his or her tail.

i147.photobucket.com

Is it:

A) Nanc's son;
or
B) Nanc's daughter?

Posted by mOntecOre

None of the above. It is NANC trying to turn her pointed little head around to see out.

Funny shit, Keith. Flag for you.

By the way, I'm not sure the creepiest thing about that pic is the tail. The feet and the hair down the back are contenders.

The picture is , if I'm not mistaken, an albino great ape. This makes any connection with NANC even more likely.

I've heard of skunks as pets. They can be de-glanded.

What about Peppy Le Pew?

"What about Peppy Le Pew?"

But he wasn't de-glanded(?). Don't you remember the trail of "aroma" that followed him around, sending his paramour the cat running for her life?

But he wasn't de-glanded(?). Don't you remember the trail of "aroma" that followed him around, sending his paramour the cat running for her life?

That's true. The cat that always managed to walk under a freshly white painted fence rail, right?

"The cat that always managed to walk under a freshly white painted fence rail, right?"

Yep. Stunningly unfortunate bit of bad luck for her.

nanc is a complete idiot. somebody call social services and have her kids removed please.

You would think the aroma was Pharemones emitted from the Dude Skunk letting the cat know that He wanted a piece of "Pussy"

Larry

peppy le peau

moosiah - it is the law of farming - i would shoot a coyote, wolf or a person's "pet" if it were messing with our family lifestyle of farming. so would my children. i cannot believe you stayed this stupid from birth.

Well I would only shoot a republican if they were trespassing on my lawn.

how would you recognize one if you saw one? perhaps the smell of deodorant and bathsoap?