Hi, I'd like you to meet my mom
But there's no sense in introducing yourself
She'll only forget who you are in two or three minutes from now
You see, she's got Alzheimer's disease
It's eating away those memories
Too bad cause that's all she's got oh, but not for long
What was that you said? Who did you say you were?
Where did you say you are? How did wee get here, how?
She walks around in a daze
This disease has deadened her brain
It'll soon deaden the rest of her
so in a way she'll kind of die twice
I know this may sound selfish of me
But I'd like to put her out of her misery
Sometimes I wish I had this disease
So I too could forget her grief
So now you've met my mom
and I hope you enjoyed yourself
She's already forgotten who you are
and she asks the same questions again
You see, she's got Alzheimer's disease
It's eating away those memories
Her friends say she looks her best
Now she even forgets to forget

that's the great thing about alzheimers

you're always meeting new people

I always had a hard on for Mommy in Family Circus. She was so hot. Now she's dead. That's not right.

"I always had a hard on for Mommy in Family Circus. She was so hot. Now she's dead. That's not right.

Posted by sagmain at 2008-05-25 08:46 PM |"



Dig her up and skull-fuck her.

LetUsPray even I ain't that sick in the head. WOWZER.

Larry Mohr

Mission Accomplished!

WORST COMIC EVER!

Nah. B.C. blew chunks every day. Also, that stupid as fuck "LOVE" cartoon, or whatever it was.

WORST COMIC EVER!

Posted by COMMONSENSE

Beat me to it.

Will tomorrow's comic be Jeffy asking the father, "When is mommy going to wake up from her nap?" ?

Yes B.C.'s suck-ass dino-fucking christian wanker author was eating too much wafers and wine at church. His charaters in B.C. were always spouting christianity. Enough to make a rational mind puke.

B.C. = Christianity = FF syndrome (Fred Flintstone Syndrome)!

The funeral procession will follow a dotted line all over town and around about till it finally ends up at the gravesite!

To me what was the most interesting thing about Family Circle was that somebody could make a good living off a cartoon that had no art,no originality,no humor,no enlightment and in fact nothing but old,worn out,hashed and rehashed cliches!!!
So Bravo to the cartoon's creator because you really did live the American Dream i.e. You got a lot of money for producing absolutely nothing!

Maybe you should stay with your mamma
She could do your laundry and cook for you.
Maybe you should stay with your mamma
You're really kind of stupid and ugly too.

Zappa

a great cartoon for imparting healthy morals in children, as well as adults.

ten out of 10 people are still dying, however.

r.i.p. thelma.

Maybe you should stay with your mamma

I hear Managua is nice this time of year.

"Dig her up and skull-fuck her."

Posted by LetUsPrey

The world can only hope that you haven't bred and will never breed. The gene pool is trashed enough.

Commentary such as yours only indicates that you are one truly demented person. Seek help and sterilization soonest.

Save your childish little insults in response to this.

Insults? I would just say that I wrote something hugely offensive to see who would bite. Looks like I got one. P.S., all of my children have graduated college. CHEERS!

I hear Managua is nice this time of year.

You could probably go unnoticed in such a place.

Gee, letusprey, Big Congrats on being so offensive. You can be proud, you can.

Show your post to your kids. Y'a think they'll be proud of papa?