Retort: The Thursday Nooner

Rcade + Danni = TLF

this thread is now about the pros and cons of alcohol consumption while at work because it's not friday yet

Rob + anybody in uniform=boot licking.

Anybody seen Stevie Wonder's new pimped out Escalade?

Neither has he.

Ever see the photo of Ray Charles singing into the wrong end of a microphone?

MMMMMMMMMM...my strawberries are ripe! Picked 7 qts this morning.
Nothing like straight from the garden...almost better than.....................

Well, just use your imagination.

Here's the dumb question of the day. After much reading of articles I decided to start posting here and there. Can anyone explain why you click preview, then publish, and the thread pops back up at the 1st comment? Am I doing something wrong?

MDL,
No, that's just how it works here.

German mail firm issues stamps of Hitler deputy

FRANKFURT, May 21 (Reuters) - German mail company Deutsche Post has inadvertently issued stamps bearing the image of Adolf Hitler's former deputy, Rudolf Hess, the company said on Wednesday.

Deutsche Post printed 20 stamps with Hess next to a bouquet of flowers as part of a service which allows clients to order custom-made envelopes, a company spokesman said.
www.reuters.com

The British House of Commons has just rejected a bill to lower the age of the foetus at which abortion is permitted. I think the proposal was to lower the age from 24 to 20 months.

It may also have removed a requirement that for a woman to enter into the IVF (In Vitro Fertilization) process, there needed to be a father figure available who would serve as that child's father so as not to deliberately bring children into the world, who would be fatherless at birth.

It seems that the public is not well pleased with this situation, and that the elections when they occur, may be disastrous for the left. But, who knows.

Rob + anybody in uniform=boot licking.

Especially FedEx

Especially FedEx

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-05-22 12:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

UPS all the way man.

What are you some sort of polychromatic lover?

youtube.com

Smokey says Yes, We Can!

youtube.com

CNN - Parrot backs Obama, barks

Smokey says Yes, We Can!

I hope smokey and his owner get Bird Flu...

Funny, mean, but funny anyways.

Buy a car, get a Gun.

rawstory.com

Here's a map if you'd be interested.

BTW, I posted a link to my site with a review of Freeware for anyone who is interested in saving a few bucks. www.drudge.com No ads or pop ups, just useful stuff.

I posted a link to my site with a review of Freeware...

Posted by OzarkAggie

link not coming up. Can you post it here?

They still have to get a background check--right?

I didn't know guns were so cheap as $250.00.

I am all for legal guns rights, but I am not a gun person.

Murphy

Not sure why it didn't come up. Works for me, but here it is: 49-reasons.com

I love drinking tequila sunrises in the morning.

They still have to get a background check--right?

All purchases from a licensed dealer must be approved by ATF. The NCIC database is maintained by the FBI.

"I didn't know guns were so cheap as $250.00."

it lists a little higher
www.kel-tec-cnc.com

You want cheap?
www.hi-pointfirearms.com

You want cheap?
www.hi-pointfirearms.com

Posted by salamandagator

Wow... 155 for a gun huh? Might have to get that...

I was looking into getting my wife a tazer but its against the law in Jersey... ain't that fucking nuts?

You want cheap?

That is pretty cheap...but are they any good?

I was looking into getting my wife a tazer but its against the law in Jersey

She needs one of these:

www.youtube.com

Canadians make me laugh.

Ness... LOL Love the end... "Holy fuck, eh?"

The S&W .38-cal. Military/Police revolver is a good weapon (web.utk.edu). Perhaps a bit hefty for Mrs. A-Hole. However, they also produce a smaller, lighter Night Guard series, also .38 ( www.smith-wesson.com). Then, again, have you considered the Barrett M82 sniper rifle (en.wikipedia.org)? It'll only set you back about ten Grovers.

Doc, there's something about a revolver gun that I don't like... sorta like still having a TV with a dial on it... I don't know, it just seems like something an old person would have.

I don't know, it just seems like something an old person would have.

LOL.

Fashion accessories?

Funny, the burglers don't seem to mind.

If you do get Mrs. A-Hole something more complicated---and Ozark's upper-range firearm looks pretty good---make sure she gets plenty of practice with it. I don't know where you go in Jersey to try it out--the Pine Barrens? (except that crazy Russian is probably still running through the woods from that "Sopranos" episode--but do get plenty of practice so she's respectful of the pistola but not scared shitless of it and drops it like a hot potato when it goes off with a mighty BANG! and can actually hit something if necessary.

Rob - My pistols are all revolvers, although I know what you mean. When I look at them I think, "Christ, walking around with that thing will make me look like Jack Webb in an old episode of 'Dragnet.'"

Hillary Clinton Thought Process Flowchart from 23/6: www.236.com

Ozark's upper-range firearm looks pretty good

A 380 is just a 9mm short. I don't recommend it. A Smith & Wesson hammerless would be far better. That said, I do own a Keltec www.kel-tec-cnc.com Sub 2000 in 40 S&W.

With the sling I can tuck it under my arm and in the folded position any jacket will conceal it. It also fits into an attache case. Just the thing for the office.

"Canadians make me laugh."

FF!

The pen is migthier than the sword!

Fashion accessories?
www.glamguns.com

"That is pretty cheap...but are they any good?"

Couldn't tell ya' but they are ugly.

Vandals damage Stonehenge
news.yahoo.com

Whats that you want cheaper?

www.centerfiresystems.com
www.centerfiresystems.com
www.aimsurplus.com
www.impactguns.com

Ever see the photo of W waving at Stevie Wonder?

salamandagator - You reckon those things would actually work? I mean, on the target as opposed to the owner?

How about a .75-caliber flintlock? Gotta make the first shot count, but at .75-caliber I don't think there'd be much difference between "wounded" and "down for the count."

.75?
Might as well use a 12 shotgun it's got more power and just as big.

Which one are you talking about?

The cheap guns?

The hi-points, i don't know

The links from center fire are military surplus as are the AIM and IMPACT. The only ones i wouldn't trust are the enfeilds the .303 is a light round and it is easy to overload them from what i understand.

The mosin nagent is a great rifle. I bought one for my younger brother and the thing is very nice. It was the m44 carbine version but still put 1.25 groups at 100yds almost as good as my 1903.

The feg is a fine gun although quite underpowered.

The nagant revolver has one of the oddest rounds you'll ever see, it's uncircumcised.
en.wikipedia.org

West Virginia Woman Wakes Up After Family Says Goodbye, Tubes Pulled

Doctors are calling Val Thomas a medical miracle. They said they can't explain how she is alive.

They said Thomas suffered two heart attacks and had no brain waves for more than 17 minutes. At about 1:30 a.m. Saturday, her heart stopped and she had no pulse. A respiratory machine kept her breathing and rigor mortis had set in, doctors said.

"Her skin had already started to harden and her fingers curled. Death had set in," said son Jim Thomas.

They rushed her to a West Virginia hospital. Doctors put Thomas on a special machine which induces hypothermia. The treatment involves lowering the body temperature for up to 24 hours before warming a patient up.

After that procedure, her heart stopped again.

"She had no neurological function," said Dr. Kevin Eggleston.

Her family said goodbye and doctors removed all the tubes.

However, Thomas was kept on a ventilator a little while longer as an organ donor issue was discussed.

Ten minutes later the woman woke up and started talking.
www.newsnet5.com

"Am I too late to vote for that nice white woman, Mrs. Clinton?"

Rob - My pistols are all revolvers, although I know what you mean. When I look at them I think, "Christ, walking around with that thing will make me look like Jack Webb in an old episode of 'Dragnet.'"

No question, Doc. A revolver may be old school but it doesn't jam and you can stuff any ammo in it and still shoot. Same for a pump shotgun... doesn't require close-tolerance action and works in non-pristine conditions. Although I don't carry in public, I do carry a revolver out for bird hunting, just in case a bear wanders out of the woods. Or a hippie. :)

They may not look fancy, but they do work. And that really is the point, isn't it?

"but they do work."

Depends on the job.

" I do carry a revolver out for bird hunting,"

Oh sure it has nothing to do with not your leaving brass or anything. Wouldn't want anyone to know it was yours.

-"Am I too late to vote for that nice white woman, Mrs. Clinton?"

You mean like in Obamatopia?

noquarterusa.net

"Depends on the job."

Why does that phrase give me a really, really creepy feeling?

"Why does that phrase give me a really, really creepy feeling?"

BOO!!!!!!!

They probably plink just fine.
Happy?
Don't want to give you the willies or anything.

OBTW - Spurs couldn't hold 20 point lead in 3rd quarter.

Just read that Condi Rice taught that the Bushs Administration actions in Iraq have been a total success. Is this BITCH on crack or what......

I for one am getting tired of these Uncle Toms who sold there soul to the Republician Party for personal gain. What more could get an AFRICAN AMERICAN attention that to be a Republician. The Party that was against the Civil Rights Bill of 1965....Fuck this house NIGGERS!!!!

I hate that word but how else does one describe Condi Rice an Colin Powell, these fuck sold there soul, FUCK UM!!!

I hate that word but how else does one describe Condi Rice an Colin Powell,

I think the preferred nomenclature is "African American". Personally I prefer "American"

Uncle Joe was FDR's name for us Americans to call Stalin during the good years:>)

I was held by the Russians in Sachsen-hausen, and made to build a gas chamber there; this is what I saw

HAVE YOU heard of the case concerning Gerhart Schirmer, a retired Bundeswehr officer who was prosecuted a few years ago for contravening the law, this time in Germany, which makes any denial or diminution of the 'Holocaust' a criminal offence?

As a young officer, Schirmer was captured in 1945 by the Russians and held in Sachsenhausen which the Russians continued to use as a prison. Although the War and Nazism were over, Schirmer and a few fellow-prisoners were forced to construct a gas chamber and execution room, to show the world what the Nazis had done. He described his experiences in a booklet entitled 'Sachsenhausen - Workuta, Zehn Jahre in den Fngen der Sowjets' (Grabert Verlag, Tbingen, 1992).

When 'certain groups' drew the attention of the authorities to the booklet's contents, it was seized and banned in Germany. This is described by Schirmer below (my translation). I understand Schirmer was given the choice of a fine or prison and he chose the fine because, being over ninety, he did not relish spending his last few years behind bars, especially as he had already spent eleven years of his life in prison.

www.fpp.co.uk

naw, can't be true ~ Uncle Joe wouldn't do that unless....?

"GOATMAN"....I know an you know that you are a RACIST, an you like Black people only if they know there place an if they vote Republician...Condi Rice and Colin Powell disgraced themselves to serve the MASTER BUSH,FUCK EM!!!

Celisary - one who names himself after a really hard to grow vegetable, Goatman has never been, nor has never been a racist, nor has he ever posted anything that one could construed as being racist, you are, not to put too fine a point on it, displaying an IQ commensurate with your vegetable handle.

GOATMAN"....I know an you know that you are a RACIST,

Let's step back and take a good look at things, celery. We have two people on a blog. One of them uses the word "nigger" to refer to two African Americans. The other prefers to use the word American.

Which one is most likely to be the racist?

Meds time celery.

ff goat

The title of a front page thread just give me a kick. "Obama looking for a mate". His wife must have pissed him off or they decided she isn't First "Lady" material.

Am I the only one that looks at Mccain and in my own little mind sees Mcclain Stevenson of the old MASH show?

yes , keith, you are...

and kerrin.....

yes fresh strawberries are great and so is sex....so lets see.........hhhhhmmmmmmmm what about combinng the two???????? wink wink......I mean, you know..uh.....er..... you and yours......

....we've all known it for quite some time now....but CeleryDick(tm) has now officially and permanently joined the "dumbest fucks" list on the DR.

DudSpud(tm), NULLandVOID (aka Billy'O'Crap'O'), Redneckville, FrankFreak55(tm) and BuffaloBobShit(tm) welcome you to their exclusive club.

Interesting. According to one set of racist bigots if a black person wanders off the plantation, he is "bad." And people who follow that school of thought are extremely emotional, so incensed that they are prone to yell their opinions. Please note the upper case declarations. CAP man is posting. CAP man is agitated.

Blacks are required to be robots providing political support for the leftist agenda, or else they are ostracized and vociferously (and loudly) denounced.

But there is a reciprocal aspect to this. Blacks are the subjects of adoration. They are defined as incapable of in any way demeaning themselves so long as they remain on the plantation, and remain obedient to the restrictions placed upon them.

This unwillingness and possibly inability to regard blacks as human beings subject to all the foibles of others, and to eliminate the idea that they are sacrosanct, compels those engaged in adoration of "plantation blacks" to embrace bigotry against those who regard blacks as mortal. This is quite unsettling as removing the shackles of black people and regarding them as human, capable of all sorts of humane acts as well as despicable prejudice, would liberate blacks from the need to conform to a restricted ambit of conduct to secure benefits.

Here are blacks, who are acting contrary to the "rainbow coalition," heaven come to earth, concept, and "discriminating" in a very violent manner, against other blacks (Zimbabweans), and Asians(Pakistanis). (Good morning Tosser.) www.breitbart.com

Is it possible that blacks are responsible for horrendous conduct? Is Obama a god or a demigod in the minds of the left, incapable of despicable behavior, and exempt from observation of his actions, and criticism for misconduct.

Will the plantation master mentality insulate Obama from criticism because he works hard under the plantation yoke and harvests master's crops? Will it remain part of the program to continue inveighing against blacks who have escaped from the plantation (Thomas, Rice, Powell), and found freedom to act in ways proscribed for blacks by their masters? Know your role or else be denounced. The only good black is a black who votes the straight "Democrat Party" ticket, one who behaves.

.....oh my gosh Johnson....you just spoke blasphemy to the DR left.

"goatman"...Taking word out of context is something you Repubs fucks are good at but doesn't work, you know what you are an the whore RICE and the disgrace Powell know what they are, UNCLE TOMS......

"goatman"...Taking word out of context is something you Repubs fucks are good at but doesn't work, you know what you are an the whore RICE and the disgrace Powell know what they are, UNCLE TOMS......

Well, I guess they would appreciate that. That is better than "nigger" which is what you called them yesterday (then called me a racist in the same post. LOL!)

Just out of curiousity, celery, in your eyes is it possible to be a black republican and NOT be an Uncle Tom?

Who the heck cares what a blithering idiot like CeleryDick's(tm) opinion is? That's like being concerned with what Redneckville or FrankFreak55(tm) thinks.