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CANTON For residents tired of that overgrown lot that resembles a minijungle next door, the city wants to help by trying to put high-grass violators behind bars.

City Council wants to beef up its existing high-grass and weeds law by making a second offense a fourth-degree misdemeanor, which is punishable by a fine of up to $250 and up to 30 days in jail.

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Mob rule democracy at its finest!!!

Mob rule democracy at its finest!!!

Bullshit.

Cut your grass. Don't park an old broken down jalopy on the street. Pick up after your dog. Be a good neighbor.

If not for disrespectful, lazy, cheap ass neighbors, laws like this would be unnecessary. Sadly, some people just don't give a fuck about their neighborhoods so the nanny state has to step in to provide incentives for things people should want do on their own.

Sorry, but if I want my yard to be a green belt, I am free to do so and there shouldn't be a law saying that I can't.

Sorry, but if I want my yard to be a green belt, I am free to do so and there shouldn't be a law saying that I can't.

Posted by moneywar

I have to agree here. Though, people should mow their g-d damn lawns... especially with property values tanking these days.

Neighbors would have spent alot lest time, energy and money if somebody just went up to the family and said, "Let me mow your lawn." It would be the neighborly, pragmatic thing to do, but this is america.

"Cut your grass. Don't park an old broken down jalopy on the street. Pick up after your dog. Be a good neighbor."

Don't you think the punishment here is extreme? Putting people in JAIL for not mawing their lawn? How about a ticket? When the police stops you for speeding or because you ran a stop they don't normally put you in jail, unless you are doing something very wreckless, they just give you a ticket and let you go on your way.

If not for disrespectful, lazy, cheap ass neighbors, laws like this would be unnecessary.

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Try living in Cary, NC where there are a ton of Nazi homeowners associations.

Your neighbors lawn effects You greatly. If too long it breeds things like rodents snakes insects bacteria from being too tall and the water not being allowed to evaporate properly mosquitoes to germs.

Larry Mohr

It could be worse:

www.drudge.com

Do any of your neighbors have pot and an eight-foot alligator in their home?

Don't you think the punishment here is extreme?...When the police stops you for speeding or because you ran a stop they don't normally put you in jail...

You don't go to jail the first time, but if you get several tickets in a short period of time they might suspend/invalidate your licence, send you to driving school, or lock you up for a few days.

The people in these cases are given fair warning, ticketed the first time and warned of the consequences. No excuses for being lazy at that point.

Try living in Cary, NC where there are a ton of Nazi homeowners associations.

HOA rules are decided by the people living in the neighborhood. You should know and read the rules before buying a home in a HOA. If they are too stringent for your standards, don't move there.


"Try living in Cary, NC where there are a ton of Nazi homeowners associations."


Try king county in WA there the whole damn thing is run by nazi's.

Roundup !

A little bit of useless trivia. Certain types of Roundup when used the residue will give a false positive for VX nerve gas. Just a FYI

Larry Mohr

Larry, if they ever ask that at Jeopardy I'll be home yelling the answer at the TV.

the residue will give a false positive for VX nerve gas.
Posted by LarryMohr

I don't know if it being a "false positive" makes me feel any better.

Cut your grass. Don't park an old broken down jalopy on the street. Pick up after your dog. Be a good neighbor.

Sure, being a good neighbor is the right thing to do, but freedom comes with a price.. As the owner of property, you should be able to do what you want on your property.. If your weeds are spreading to the neighbors, then the government should require you to build fences. That should be the limit of government involvement.. Not tickets and jail.. Its absolutely ridiculous..

"I don't know if it being a "false positive" makes me feel any better."

I think false positive means a false alarm, kind of like when a woman says she's late, but then it turns out she's not pregnant.

Can we also get a law requiring people to CONTROL THEIR FREAKIN' WEEDS!@

There's a lawn behind my house not made of grass, but dandelions. Every time a gust of wind blows in the right direction, my neighbor plants weeds in my yard.

Can we also get a law requiring people to CONTROL THEIR FREAKIN' WEEDS

I wish!

Chop the damned males, people. Pollen can travel for miles mucking up every sensi crop in the county ;)

Can we also get a law requiring people to CONTROL THEIR FREAKIN' WEEDS!@

No, but you can sue the actual plants.. Whatever they can't afford to pay you, their owners will have to..

As the article mentioned, many foreclosed properties are owned by banks. Lots of these properties are neglected and it is pretty difficult to put a bank in jail. Seems unfair to me to punish individuals but not corporations who commit the same "crime."

****Don't you think the punishment here is extreme? Putting people in JAIL for not mawing their lawn?
MEMBER *****

......this is America........the world champion in jailing people for victimless crimes......

**** Lots of these properties are neglected and it is pretty difficult to put a bank in jail. Seems unfair to me to punish individuals but not corporations who commit the same "crime." DANNI ****

......this is America......the humane treatement of corporations matters more than the humane treatment of people......

.......bale the banks out of the mortgage fiasco but let the people live in tent cities........

Sure, being a good neighbor is the right thing to do, but freedom comes with a price.. As the owner of property, you should be able to do what you want on your property.. If your weeds are spreading to the neighbors, then the government should require you to build fences. That should be the limit of government involvement.. Not tickets and jail.. Its absolutely ridiculous..

I think it comes down to whether somebody wants to live in town or an unincorporated part of the county. If you live in town, you need to follow the city ordnances, and not have long grass, junked cars in your yard, or plywood in lieu of windows. Neglected properties can spread blight, promote crime, and lower property values for everyone else.

If you want a little more freedom, move to an unincorporated area with no ordnances. But do so at your own risk, because you may not get the most respectful neighbors in the world; whether it be overgrown grass or a sex shop :-)

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If you want a little more freedom, move to an unincorporated area with no ordnances."

Not always. There are plenty of counties with the same kind of laws. One of them i deal with all the time. If i have a car that is not licensed it has to be in a garage or at least a three walled building and on 4 inches of improved ground. To remove blackberries i need a permit. I must keep control of noxious weed like the ones they plant on the side of freeways. Until recently i couldn't have a rain barrel without a permit. I cannot use 65% of property as that must be kept natural as a watershed for a city 35 miles away. No piles of wood, no scrap, or anything else that they deem useless. I need a permit to do any teraforming. Our septic systems need to have a pump because the ground percolates TOO FAST. The average cost of administrative fees for a building permit is almost 200,000 in some areas which i would have to wait for a year to get anyways. But i digress, it's not just the cities that are a pain.

Hmmm. If your neighbor's weeds offends you, a can of gasoline and a match, late at night, might send a good message. And if you happen to have an old wooden cross lying around........

buy a couple of pygmy goats. they're easily housetrained and as fun as puppies.

the nanny state has to step in to provide

it's the lefty way

buy a couple of pygmy goats. they're easily housetrained and as fun as puppies

I'd rather have
fainting goats. I can't think of a better way to spend the evening than watching a herd of fainting goats and firing a shotgun into the air.

**** To remove blackberries i need a permit. I must keep control of noxious weed like the ones they plant on the side of freeways. Until recently i couldn't have a rain barrel without a permit. I cannot use 65% of property as that must be kept natural as a watershed for a city 35 miles away. No piles of wood, no scrap, or anything else that they deem useless. I need a permit to do any teraforming. Our septic systems need to have a pump because the ground percolates TOO FAST. The average cost of administrative fees for a building permit is almost 200,000 in some areas which i would have to wait for a year to get anyways....Posted by salamandagator ******

........where do you live.??...Sweden.??....

**** I can't think of a better way to spend the evening than watching a herd of fainting goats....Posted by goatman ****

.......Tosser fucks goats.......

.......its the only thing they can fuck in Pakistan without getting stoned to death.......except for cows.....but that can be a problem when the cows sit down.......

"........where do you live.??...Sweden.??...."

WA, King County the capitol of corruption and stupidity. Excuse me, i forgot we just spent a coupla' million to change it to Martin Luther King county, my bad.

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