Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

Several lanes of Interstate Highway 80 were shut down for hours overnight after a truck hauling double-stuffed Oreos crashed into a median, spilling tons of the chocolate cookies across the highway, police said. Photo

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They were double stuffs, too. Damn.

No video?

You know I much prefer the cream filling than the outside cookie. I wished they just sold the cream filling I could eat that all day.

Larry Mohr

Well gee Larry, I much prefer just the chocolate cookie part. There ought to be a way for us to just buy the part of the cookie we want. BTW, I went shopping the other day and I was actually going to buy a package of Oreos, $4.19 !!!!
I settled for the store brand version. 3 packs/$5.00

Well hell Danni Email Me and I'll email Me My address You scrape off the cream center and send it to Me. I'll gladly take care of it for You.

Larry Mohr

Ummmmmm that should read I will email YOU my address. Lord have mercy.

Larry Mohr

PS are store brand that good??

5 second rule?

Huh???

You know I much prefer the cream filling

I know there's a joke in there, but I don't have anything against Larry

I can't even remember the last time I've had an oreo... but now all I can think about is getting my hands on some...

Huge shipment of Oreos?

Maybe Obama and Hillary have finally called a truce?

(Sorry.)

You know I much prefer the cream filling than the outside cookie. I wished they just sold the cream filling I could eat that all day.

Larry Mohr

Posted by LarryMohr at 2008-05-20 07:13 AM


The cream filling is Lard, with sugar mixed in.

Rob, the accident was on purpose. They are probably selling millions of those delicious little goodies this morning. The crash got so much free publicity, any publicity is good, just spell OREO right.

Actually, Danni, I believe it was a ploy by big cookie execs to run up the price of Oreos.

The cream filling is Lard, with sugar mixed in.

Posted by Roy_Batty


That's why it's delicious. Especially soaked in a rich fluid designed to turn a calf into a hulking cow.

"Actually, Danni, I believe it was a ploy by big cookie execs to run up the price of Oreos."

Unfortunately, unlike oil, there is no monopoly on cookies. I am buying many more store brand items these days and most are pretty good and they save me a lot.

You know I much prefer the cream filling than the outside cookie. I wished they just sold the cream filling I could eat that all day.

Larry Mohr

Posted by LarryMohr at 2008-05-20 07:13 AM | Reply | Flag:

UGH! That stuff is basically sweetened Crisco (fat)

Crash Spills Oreos over I-80

...That's the way the cookie crumbles!

Nothing like licking the creme out the middle of an oreo...
.45 Cal

"Nothing like licking the creme out the middle of an oreo...
.45 Cal

Posted by 45Caliber at 2008-05-20 07:49 PM "


yum

chuckle

In all seriousness, Ill State Police believe the driver fell asleep, causing the crash. But man, those critters around Morris are having a real feast right now.
Maybe they will draw the coyotes out there and away from eating the pets around here for a little while...

SOON TO BE HEADLINE... Illinois coyotes suffer massive number of heart attacks from eating creatures laden with OREO cookie Double Stuffed Cream...

You know I much prefer the cream filling than the outside cookie. I wished they just sold the cream filling I could eat that all day.

Mix shorening and sugar, Larry.

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