This is news?

Human animal embryos have existed for a long time, in fact, one of them grew up to be POTUS.

[Note that I didn't say which POTUS]

Do you realize how happy some people would be if you could teach the manimals how to cut grass and wash dishes?

"Do you realize how happy some people would be if you could teach the manimals how to cut grass and wash dishes?"


What's a hardworking illegal alien supposed to do for a ling then?

Nothing will come good of this. Nothing.

"God schmod. I want my monkey-man!"


-Bart Simpson

"Im a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
Thats not really true

Im a cold italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?

But Ive been bit and Ive been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just a monkey man
Im glad you are a monkey woman too"

Jagger/Richards

"Aye aye aye, aye aye aye
Tell you baby, you huggin up the big monkey man
Aye aye aye, aye aye aye
Tell you baby, you huggin up the big monkey man

I've seen no sign of you, I only heard of you
huggin up the big monkey man
I've seen no sign of you, I only heard of you
huggin up the big monkey man"

Toots and the Maytals