Blasphemy!!!

Blasphemy!!!

I played a Beatle's album backwards once and they kept saying that. Then I played if forward and distinctly heard: !!!ymehpsalB

It was spooky

Whatever.

Posted by moder8 at 2008-05-17 03:34 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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MODER8..this was my answer to your question/comment on yesterday's Nooner.


Here's my take MODER8. You are hardly describing a bad beat. So being a sore loser over that hand paints you in a bad light, imho. You're a fucking whiner over a hand that DOESN'T EVEN APPROACH BEING A BAD BEAT. By the way, I'm just stating a fact. The bad beat winner last night was the gentleman that had a king high flush which I beat with my ace high flush. He won the bad beat jackpot so he was reasonably happy. He more doubled his entry fee with his "loss" of that hand. I only am stating facts, by the way, I came in second last night in the tourney :-). The hand you described and whined about doesn't make it sound like you are a veteran long time player like you say.....although I do believe you. It just didn't seem like much of a hand to me for the sound of your great chagrin. SORRY.

Posted by ride_on at 2008-05-18 11:17 AM | Reply | Flag:

Rideon - you are an amateur. Anyone will tell you that if you have 2 pair ON THE FLOP, and the other guy has zero pair, AND THEN HE GOES RUNNER-RUNNER that is a bad beat in any book. I would LOVE to play against a fish like you.

You just confirmed your stupidity. Anyone that whines about a "bad beat" when having ONLY two pair (the third worst type of hand you can win with) is an idiot. Most any casino paying out bad beat jackpots normally has a minimum of a full house to qualify and at least Jacks or better full (plus you must be playing both of your hole cards).....and yes, I play on an amateur basis. Are you a PRO? If so, go tell your PRO friends about your "bad beat" and get laughed out of their PRO circle (and any amateur circle as well). Just admit you were wrong to whine about such an insignificant "bad beat" (in your words). Or, you can continue to make an even bigger fool of yourself.....your choice.

Neat-o.. did anyone else submit?

Hey RideOn, you are what is known as a "sophmore". A person who knows just enough to demonstrate he still doesn't know anything. You demonstrate that regularly on this with your understanding of politics, and now also of poker.

FYI: Learn what the term "bad beat" means. You obviously are confusing it with what is know as a "bad beat jackpot" which is offered at certain casinos and card rooms for bad beats of an extreme nature. Around a poker table of experienced poker players a bad beat is any beat where one player comes from way behind to beat a far stronger hand on the river.

Not that it is necessarily a good thing, but I can guarantee I spend more hours a week playing poker in live games at card rooms than you ever will.

You, being a sophmore, of course still will refuse to acknowledge what a complete jackass you make of yourself.

You, being a sophmore, of course still will refuse to acknowledge what a complete jackass you make of yourself.

Posted by moder8 at 2008-05-18 06:30 PM | Reply | Flag:

Perhaps you meant to use the word sophomore while you were attempting to call me a jackass. No poker player of any consequence whines about losing in a bad beat when holding only two pair. The person that whines about that kind of "bad beat" is a little pussy whiner. Congrats you fit the part. Virtually everyone hates to play with a crybaby whiner like you. Guaranteed people that were playing with you are saying today, "did you see that little pussy whiner Moder8 pissing and moaning about losing with his little shit two pair. What a fucking asshole sitting their and crying about his bad beat." That's the truth.

Spelling errors: The last resort of wusses who have just been served.

Hey Moder8, you're the pro at poker, politics and I would suspect everything else so I wanted to make sure what you are referring to. PLUS, YOU KNOW FOR A FACT THAT FELLOW POKER PLAYERS ARE CERTAINLY CALLING YOU A PUSSY WHINER TODAY, SINCE YOU WERE A SORE LOSER WHEN YOU LOST A HAND WITH YOUR LITTLE TWO PAIR. Please, don't spend too much time crying about that devastating hand. OK, SORE LOSER?

TURN ON CNN

Just now stumbled across a CNN program which came on here at 5 p.m. (PST) and will run again at 8 p.m. (PST) and should be playing in corresponding EST time too.

It's CNN's "Special Investigation" documentary they run every week on different subjects and tonight it's entitled "OUT OF GAS." It shows the oil refinieries in Houston, what happened to some oil rigs during Katrina and is talking about a hypothetical terrorist attack on major oil refineries in the year 2009 which closed down 8% of the world's oil. It stated how oil would go over $200 a barrel and what the repercussions would be all over the world. They said gas would be over $9 a gallon.

Don't know which political way this story will lean but don't care. It just looks really interesting so anyone with cable tv who can get CNN should watch it (or watch it in another 3 hours when it replays again) if you think you might like to see it.

(I know one thing -- if a terrorist attack ever happened and oil shoots up to more than $200 a barrel I'd sure like to have some oil stocks already sitting in my portfolio. Of course, first I'd have to have a portfolio to even put them in. hahaha. And no, that doesn't make me a war profiteer).

I sort of take it for granted that everyone on DR has access to cable and cable tv stations. I've had cable access for 30 years because living next to the foothills I would never have been able to get any tv reception if I didn't. But if you can get CNN check out this show. Looks good so far.

If said oil stocks are in oil companies that benefit from the Illegal Iraq War and You own them aren't You a war profiteer??

Larry Mohr

If said oil stocks are in oil companies that benefit from the Illegal Iraq War and You own them aren't You a war profiteer

No, you are a profiteer of oil stocks.

Sure You are Goatman. If You own stocks in an Oil company that does business in Iraq and it reaps financial gains that are reflective in the stockprice then You do indeed become a war profiteer because You reaped the benefits(Read profits) of said business doing business in Iraq. I am surprised You try and deny this Goatman but I should have expected that from an OilMan.

Larry Mohr

....yeah.......oil man.....say it real sinister like Larry.

I am at least a quadruple war profiteer then, Larry. I own stock in MCI and Sprint who make money whenever a call is made to a loved one in Iraq. I also own stock in UPS who undoubtedly gets money when packages are shipped via their network to Iraq. I also own stock in United Airlines who also undoubted make money when one of their planes is chartered to carry troops to Iraq. Some of my funds may actually have corporations that indirectly profit from the events in the Middle East.

Geez, I never knew I was so evil.

Ride On what's gotten into You lately?? True You admitted to Me on the phone You was just an asshole but this is being an asshole to the tenth power. What gives??

Larry Mohr

Actually, Larry, I am not an oil man. I am an Electronics Technician. I do work for an offshore oil drilling company and maintain all the electronic equipment on a rig that is currently drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. I don't know how that makes me and "oil man", anymore than I was a "beef man" when I worked for Jack in the Box in high school -- but I'm sure you'll let me know.

If You put X in a Company and they profit from the War in ANYWAY shape or form how can You say You are not a war profiteer?? To deny tis is denying reality.

Larry Mohr

Do You get paid by an Oil Exploration Company?? If so You are an Oil Man because Your money comes directly from an Oil Company. Now if You work for say Kelly or Manpower then You could declare You was not.

Larry Mohr

Yeah. Whatever, Larry . . . .

Do You get paid by an Oil Exploration Company

No, I get paid by an oil drilling company. Are you paying attention?

So tell me, Larry, when I worked for Jack in the Box in High school, was I a beef man, an agricultural man, (wheat for the buns, apple and cherry pies, potatoes, etc.) a beverage man, or what? I need to know because anything sounds better than a pimply faced kid with greasy hair making $1.15/hr

Oil drilling Oil exploration doesn't matter. If Yor paycheck comes from an Oil company You are an Oil Man. Deny it all You want to. It still won't change the facts.

Larry Mohr

What kind of man was I when I worked at Jack in the Box, Larry? Beef? Agriculture? Beverage?

Try Restaurant Man

Larry Mohr

What gives??

Larry Mohr


I don't know. Listening to that idiot Moder8 crying about his losing hand with only his little two pair was too much for me, LOL.

Jack the Whipper?:>)

Wow Larry.

You say a lot of stupid shit, but none of it has ever had me scratching my head wondering how it is you manage to get out of bed, when we live in such a mean, cruel world.

Until now that is.

So how do you manage to pull yourself together to get out there and start bringing this knowledge to the people? How is it that you find the strength to carry on letting the good people of America know what bad, evil people regular Joe's like Goatman really ar?

If that was me, I think I'd just want to lay around and be miserable all day long. Except for the few times a day that I stuff my face with food. That would probably take the pain away too. Then, maybe I'd get on the internet and tell all the bad people with investment portfolios how evil they were for making money!

Oh...

....just be thankful you weren't that Jack in the Box guy that got wished into the cornfield on the Twilight Zone.....then you'd have been the "I got fucked" man.

Funny how I can ply my trade on an oil rig, in a telephone switching exchange, a US Naval Ship, or a hospital but I'm not an ET. I'm an oil/phone/military/medical man.

There goes over 30 years of self identification down the drain.

.just be thankful you weren't that Jack in the Box guy that got wished into the cornfield on the Twilight Zone

I missed that episode. Sounds like a good thing!

Axiom do You have anything worthwhile to say or is it just Mindless jibberish??

Larry Mohr

"
There goes(sic) over 30 years ... down the drain.
"


Posted by goatman

And your point is?

Now if You work for say Kelly or Manpower then You could declare You was not.

Larry Mohr

Posted by LarryMohr at 2008-05-18 09:06

I don't think by any stretch of the imagination Goatman could fit into the category of being
called a "Kelly Girl" -- no matter how fast he types on a keyboard. (grin)


(Oh, oh, hope that comment doesn't give Hans any new "Photoshop" ideas!)

I miss that fuck NULLandVOID (aka CC's little pinata). I miss seeing when his only possible come back is to post that pic of the little monkey riding rodeo.

P.S. I know, I know, I've got to find something to do and not hang out here so much.

RIDE ON

Something must be wrong with my Nullifidian. He hasn't been around the last few days and the last time he was here, Nullifidian was the only person who bothered to answer my cry for help on the Nooner last Friday (?) when I pleaded for someone to tell me how to find the "D" drive on my computer so I could install the McAfee Internet security software I had just bought.

I was so grateful I figured I'd have to be nice to him and not call him "Nullidiot" or "burritobrain" for at least a week -- no matter how many times he called me "Bubbles" (grin). But I didn't even have the chance 'cause he's disappeared from DR.

As of today, I'll have to nice to Nullifidian for another, hmmm let's see, four more days before my self-imposed week of being grateful to my little pinata will be over with. He better come around before then and at least take advantage of it. hahaha

Well, that explains it all.....he wasn't being treated like shit and got pissed off and left us. Let that be a lesson for all of us. Did you see when RCADE openly dissed the "corkster" the other day?

or custodians working @ Catholic schools ~ catholic

I think you're being kinda dense, Corkster.

Posted by rcade at 2008-05-16 11:47 AM | Reply | Flag:

There it is....hehehe

That is almost exactly what the moonpool on my rig looks like. The top is about 35 feet above the water. I have seen the waves big enough to come into the moonpool just like that video.

Notice how the compensators frantically try to keep up with the telescopic joint so the riser doesn't get crushed. Amazing technology

Yeah, that's exactly what I DID notice....those compensators keeping up was amazing stuff......

The average mentality has gone down the tubes today and tonight. WTF? as stated on another thread, have a doobie and calm down. Poker ain't worth this much crap.

haven't smoke it for over 30 years, keith...u?

Per Rideon: "PLUS, YOU KNOW FOR A FACT THAT FELLOW POKER PLAYERS ARE CERTAINLY CALLING YOU A PUSSY WHINER TODAY, SINCE YOU WERE A SORE LOSER WHEN YOU LOST A HAND WITH YOUR LITTLE TWO PAIR. Please, don't spend too much time crying about that devastating hand. OK, SORE LOSER?"

Isn't it quaint how right wing idiots like RideOn just don't know when to shut up? They dig themselves a hole and just keep on digging in the hope that sooner or later their own idiocy will be lost from sight. And of course, they tend to use lots of cap letters as if that somehow will make their stupidity sound a lot less stupid. And no matter how badly they get served, they always seem to declare "victory". Quaint. Pathetic. But quaint. And the right wing wonders why it has lost all credibility with the vast majority of Americans.

ROFLMAO....still nashing you teeth about your "bad beat" aren't ya'....way too funny.

....and now someone commenting about your self described sore loser status is bringing an end to the world of credibility for the vast majority of Americans............FUNNY that it is grinding at you so much. This is so tragic for you. I hope you can sleep tonight. ROFLMAO.

.....a Moder8 nightmare.......(he screams) as a card beats his two pairs as his opponent wins with another two pair on the river. Moder8's world is falling apart and oh the tragedy of it all.........

Worst of all he whines about it even two days later......ROFLMAO.

Damn, Northern Michigan is beatiful this time of year, but then again, isn't always?

Was up there for a weddding over the weekend, no, not mine, perish the thought!

If photos of me dancing shoup on the Internet please be advised they are fake and doctored up, my head on some other guy's body.

The name of one the towns I passed on the way up there is Gaylor, yes, Gaylor, hahaha!

Imagine if you are born and raised in Gaylord and then go to college and they ask were you're from and so say "Gaylord", hahahaha!

I wonder what the demonym for the people of Gaylord is?

BTW, Good thing I wasn't here when Kennedy was hospitalized or else I would have made an unappropriate comment.

After an exhaustive review of research literature,
here is the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages
and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like . . .
Speaking English is apparently what kills you, but
the Government is trying to correct the problem.