coffee

It's going to be 100 degrees here today. ugh.

fridaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Anyone know any simple tricks to improve water drainage from a low-lying piece of property? The house I'm going to be renting sits on a flat grassy lot at the bottom of a hill, and I just trenched the shit out of the lawn as I was trying to leave. I plan on parking on the street from now on, but I'd still like to make it so that my front lawn doesn't turn into a mud pit every time it rains.

Apparently Bush's lips have lost their magic touch:

May 16 (Bloomberg) -- Saudi Arabia, the world's largest oil exporter, rebuffed a call by U.S. President George W. Bush to pump more crude for a second time this year, saying it would only boost supplies to meet customer needs.

``What they are saying to us, we at the present time do not have customers that are making requests for oil that they are not able to satisfy,'' U.S. National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley told reporters in Riyadh today after Bush met with Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah.

Is there a spellcheck on this site if so does anyone know how it works....

GeOrGe BisH

Ness: You may want to check with your municipal government first. You can get into crap if anything you do affects natural run off or screws your neighbor.

That musta been Bush jawing the bone of the Saudis...just like he's said he would.

I started the weekend early at lunch time.

Ness,

Easy?
No,
Your best bet is an extensive french drain system or to divert the water around your property using a concrete retaining wall and a liberal dose of Bentonite. Either that or just some tera-forming and sloping your yard either into a drain or just into the neighbors yard.

``What they are saying to us, we at the present time do not have customers that are making requests for oil that they are not able to satisfy,'' U.S. National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley told reporters in Riyadh today after Bush met with Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah.

In other words, go fuck yourself.

I guess Lil Bush better get down on his knees and get busy "jawboning".

Maybe Bush can let them knock down a few more skyscrapers as part of a deal? It worked for him in 2001.

Actually, I'd like to see Bush grow a pair and release the classified sections of the 9-11 Commission dealing with saudi arabia's complicity. We've already got all those troops right next door, and with some careful bombing, we wouldn't need to rebuild much infra-structure.

"I'll bet some of the guys in those departments could direct you to somebody who could give you good info."


Are you being intentionally funny?
City planners helpful, thats rich.

Ness-even simpler-bitch to your landlord.

Is there a spellcheck on this site if so does anyone know how it works....

GeOrGe BisH

Posted by celisary


Yeah... every time I reply to one of your posts Drudge's spell checker thinks I misspelled your name and suggests changing it to "Posted by Crazyfuck"

Its probably right...

Anyone know any simple tricks to improve water drainage from a low-lying piece of property?

Posted by ness_gadol at 2008-05-16 12:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

Maybe you can utilize your handy dandy coat hanger to start the drainage....just poke a hole in it.

No Rob, it's CRAZYFUCK....all CAPS of course.

"Maybe you can utilize your handy dandy coat hanger to start the drainage....just poke a hole in it."

Yea but you can have it done at a hospital now, they say it's safer. Oh, wait you meant the yard, oops.

No Rob, it's CRAZYFUCK....all CAPS of course.

Posted by ride_on


Close ride... upon further review its: CRAZYFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I stand corrected.

Actually Sal, I was really trying to help Ness out and pointing out his trusty coat hanger could pull/poke for double duty.

Ness

Have some Mexicans turn your yard into a bathtub. Add Mr. Bubble. Then, turn the Mexicans over to the INS.

That's what I call a win-win.

Sincerely,
CalifChris

Hillary surrounded herself with loyalists and yes-people.

The professionals went to Obama.

It's as simple as that.

Mark Penn got trounced every step he took.

She's an idiot. Typical Democrat. She found a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

I saw 87 octane for $4.39/gallon yesterday.

I saw 87 octane for $4.39/gallon yesterday.

Didn't know you were in Los Angeles yesterday, Joe.

You should have stopped by and said hello.

I just got grease on a silk tie. Does anyone have any stain removal suggestions?

Joe

Don't do anything to it and don't rub the spot.
I'll get right back to you.

Joe,
You must have been getting gas in downtown Chicago. Out in the burbs it's around $3.90.

Just think 10 Years ago it was .79 cents Yes 79 cents. Amazing whata fucking bastard can do to change the price of Gasoline.

Larry Mohr

Joe oughta come clean (no pun intended) and ask the question that's really on his mind: how to remove a cum stain from his silk tie.

EP- That's why I said "Chicago" and not "Schaumburg."

Chris- Thanks, I will look for K2r after I leave work.

Monte- Not surprising that the first thing you think of is jizz.

My bad EP, I didn't say Chicago or any city at all, but that is where I was, around Fullerton and Elston.

Oh, and Joe, always keep a spare neutral colored tie in your desk for moments like those. Never know when you need a clean tie to see a client later on in the day. Or, you could always wear a bib at lunch to be on the safe side. (grin)

You don't need a bib, Joe. Just stuff your tie into your shirt, or even the breast pocket of your shirt. Voila!

I'll just use your post from yesterday, Joe:

"Montecore, it was a fucking joke. Calm down.

Posted by joe at 2008-05-15 10:47 AM"

You don't need a bib, Joe. Just stuff your tie into your shirt, or even the breast pocket of your shirt.

Back when I was a cubicle commando, I would just throw my tie over my shoulder when I ate.

Now I am usually so dirty at lunchtime (covered with grease and drilling mud) that I have to completely change clothes and shower just to be allowed into the galley to eat

I much prefer the latter.

Take he Ti off whle eating safest bet. Either that or scotchguard Your ties right at jump street right after purchase. easy peasy.

Larry Mohr

Joe oughta come clean (no pun intended) and ask the question that's really on his mind: how to remove a cum stain from his silk tie.

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-05-16 04:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

Monte and his usual one track mind.....it's always about Joe's cum for Monteloser. Don't blame me...you left yourself wide open for that one.

I did throw my tie over my shoulder at first, but then I took it down when I went to go talk to someone and never put it back up when I got back. I was eating a BLT that had some massive bacon on it and some of the bacon must have brushed against the tie. I am a complete slob when I eat and I constantly have food all over my clothes.

I know it was a joke Munty, I was taking a jab at you as well, cumboy.

I am a complete slob when I eat and I constantly have food all over my clothes.

Sounds like me. I got it from my grandmother. It was always such a joke. She would hang her glasses by a chain rope around her neck when she ate. At the end of the meal, there was usually another full serving that fell on her glasses

You know I don't see why You don't keep a couple of hand towels around so You can tuck them into the top of Your shirt and use them as a food catcher. Works for Me.

Larry Mohr

"I know it was a joke Munty, I was taking a jab at you as well, cumboy.

Posted by JOE at 2008-05-16 04:31 PM"

Put that little jabber away. Your shrunken raisens might get lonely.

"You know I don't see why You don't keep a couple of hand towels around so You can tuck them into the top of Your shirt and use them as a food catcher. Works for Me.

Larry Mohr

Posted by LarryMohr at 2008-05-16 04:43 PM"

Mostly because carrying around a couple of hand towels and taking them with you to eat lunch looks weird in the business world. But Pee Wee Herman would probably like the idea...

(Maybe Joe should make his customers bring their own hand towels?)

"Put that little jabber away. Your shrunken raisens[sic] might get lonely."

Your obsession with male genitals knows no bounds.

keep a couple of hand towels....

Works for Me.

Larry Mohr

Posted by LarryMohr at 2008-05-16 04:43 PM | Reply | Flag

Don't you mean beach towels?

It mirrors your obsession with spelling, Lil' Joe.

So Monte....Joe is obsessed with spelling? Is that what you are saying?

Maybe Joe should make his customers bring their own hand towels?)

Joe's a lawyer so he has "clients" not "customers."

I'm talking about his Noon Job, CC. He is trying to pay of his gov't subsidized, but Libertarian-approved, school loans.

Err, question for all the guys on here who apparently have problems keeping food from falling on themselves while eating --

Don't you put napkins on your laps?
Don't you all chew with your mouth closed?

Just curious.

Joe

There are programs that help wipe out part of the huge student loan debts --

here's one article

you = your

Don't you mean beach towels?

Posted by ride_on at 2008-05-16 04:51

ff!

See, Joe - you don't have to be a paid pole smoker to pay off those loans!

larry mohr. larry mohr. larry mohr. larry mohr. larry mohr.

my name is larry mohr. i figured i would write my name, larry mohr so you would know that this is larry mohr.

larry mohr.

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You know Joe I don't know if they do this where You are at but check with Your neighborhood and see if they et the paper in plastic bags. Have them collect them for You and then save them up for when You eat. Just slip Your tie inside of them and take a couple binder clips and clip them to Your collar. Then when Yu get done eating throw the plastic newspaper bagaway and Volla clean tie with no grase stains.

Larry Mohr

no GREASE stains.

Question - can anyone help me with this answer.

I'm installing a new CD of McAfee anti-virus I just bought.

It says in the instructions after I've inserted the CD for the set up "if the installation sceen does not appear automatically [it doesn't] then click 'Start' on your Windows desktop and click 'Run' and then type "D:/SETUP.EXE" where 'D' is the letter of your CD-ROM drive."

I have two places on my harddrive to insert a CD. A top shelf and a bottom shelf. Which one is my "D" shelf -- the top place to insert a CD or the bottom one?

A shiny little icon of a CD showed up on the bottom of my screen but then it disappeared. I don't want to have to call India again to talk to the Dell guys although they are helpful.

So my question is - since I'll probably have to do the "run" step, how do I know where my CD-ROM drive is for "D"? Is it in the top insert part of my hard drive or the insert for CDs just below it?

I paid enough for it and don't want to mess it up.
Thanks for any help.

Joe if the goop that Chris suggested doesn't work try the old trick. Brown paper bag, lay the brown paper bag over the grease spot on the tie and iron over the bag with a very hot iron. It should pull the grease up into the bag.

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2008-05-16 02:44 PM

Vice President Cheney and his wife, Lynne, have fared better, reporting assets of at least $21 million and as much as $99 million, the forms show. The Cheneys are at least as wealthy as they were when the vice president entered office, and may have added as much as $29 million to their net worth during his tenure.

Posted by LarryMohr at 2008-05-16 03:59 PM

Just think 10 Years ago it was .79 cents Yes 79 cents. Amazing whata fucking bastard can do to change the price of Gasoline.

Well, so much for any help on my internet cry for help about my "D" CD insert question.

Guess I'll have to call Dell now.

This will take hours.

"Well, so much for any help on my internet cry for help about my "D" CD insert question."

Try both and see if either one autoloads. If not, click Start, Run, Browse and check to see what drive it's in.

Or, after inserting the disk, click My Computers and see what drive it's loaded in, then click on it.

"Mr. Cheney and Mrs. Cheney qualify as nature's noblemen and women, genuine good guys. It's time that lefties who talk the talk, but don't walk the walk, acknowledge the good deeds of those exceptional people who do walk the walk."

This noble good guy has gotten his firm (you don't REALLY think he's out ...) not a few measly millions, but billions I dare not estimate. I don't know about the other "lefties" on this thread, but I am appalled at his sacrificing thousands of young American lives for that. herm

And then the same "Johnson" posts that "'They' may be sitting on it, but it's ours by dint of the realities of life." Manifest destiny, I suppose. God works for Exxon. (She had a great year.) herm

Nullifidian


"Well, so much for any help on my internet cry for help about my "D" CD insert question."

Try both and see if either one autoloads. If not, click Start, Run, Browse and check to see what drive it's in.

Or, after inserting the disk, click My Computers and see what drive it's loaded in, then click on it.

Posted by nullifidian at 2008-05-16 07:05 PM

Thanks. I really appreciate your help.

Posted by herm at 2008-05-16 07:18 PM

Manifest destiny, I suppose. God works for Exxon. (She had a great year.) herm

What should be our national objective. Benefit America and Americans.

If you "think" that invading Iraq has been, or will be, a benefit to America then you aren't "thinking" at all.

Nullifidian

Try both and see if either one autoloads. If not, click Start, Run, Browse and check to see what drive it's in.

Or, after inserting the disk, click My Computers and see what drive it's loaded in, then click on it.

Posted by nullifidian at 2008-05-16 07:05 PM

Thanks to you I was able to install my "McAfee Total Protection" anti-virus and found that "D" drive I needed by following your instructions. You saved me at least one hour chatting with the guys at Dell in India.

I bought this because I had to do a complete reinstall about 5 days ago when I got a trojan and spyware all at one time. Must have been some bad website I hit. My free version of Spybot was able to get rid of all of them except one and I had no choice but to reinstall the entire Windows XP so I lost all the stuff I had "bookmarked" and some email addresses and stuff but was able to replace most (not all) of it again but it was time consuming. Figured I better quit messing around only with Spybot and AVG freebies and shell out some bucks ($75) for a regular anti-virus program.

Ah, just because I'm grateful to you -- does this mean I have to be nice to you from now on and quit calling you "Nullidiot"?

Hey AuntieSocial I told You that all You need to do is tell Me where You live and We can get married since You are SOOOO obsessed with Me. Hell then You could then become Mrs Larry Mohr. Lord have mercy.

Larry Mohr

Posted by OzarkAggie at 2008-05-17 12:11 AM

If you "think" that invading Iraq has been, or will be, a benefit to America then you aren't "thinking" at all.