Let's make this a DudSpud(tm) free day.

No I think we should charge him.

Good Point....my bad.........

Leeatwater,
Check your email!

Let's make this a DudSpud(tm) free day.

Posted by ride_on


We missed out with Myannmar, but hopefully he was backpacking through China recently...

Rob,
Check your email as well.

The GOPper Great White Hope McBush (or McSnore to quote Denny Crane) is getting his ass kicked by a darkie and a dyke. But Bush gave up golf to show his concern for the war, so it all balances out in the end.

101 that's my new wallpaper... fantastic!

NORTHGUY3.....You make your Mother an Father proud, the best you can do is a 'DARKIE" AN "DYKE", Yea a true American, you make us all proud!!!! "cock sucking racist bastard"

Rob-down by 7 after getting a free ride for months is getting your ass kicked.
When 25-30% of your own party turns out just to vote against you, you're screwed.

This guy needs an award for being an honest politician.

T. B. Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Midland , TX , was asked on
a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the allegations of
torture of the Iraqi prisoners.

His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous
applause from the audience.

'If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's balls to a car's battery cables will
save one Texas GI's life ( or any GI's life ), then I have just three things to say,

'Red is positive', 'Black is negative'. 'Make sure his balls are wet'

No one gives a fuck about the magic.

Who's got the best record in the AL right now?

No one gives a fuck about the magic.

Translation: "I don't give a fuck about the magic."

Who's got the best record in the AL right now?

No one gives a fuck about that.

LOL!

So what is the deal with John McGore going to Oregon pandering to the radical environmentalists about the hoax global warming issue?

No wonder McGore is losing Conservatives right and left. No wonder they don't want Barr to run, McGore is a McChicken, he can't handle little old Bob Barr?!

Wreck the economy, vote McGore '08!

I don't know Corky, when I read reports about West Virginians still insisting that Obama is a Muslin and that that is reason why they won't vote for him, it just makes me wonder.

Must suck being from orlando.

Well "Member" some people voted for The Shrub because they thought he was an actual Texan.

-it just makes me wonder

They just have a great sense of humor, lol.

"The West Virginia exit polls indicate that he lost white voters 69-28. Astounding? Not really.

In Ohio, Clinton won white voters 64-34.
In Pennsylvania, Clinton won whites 63-37. Indiana? Whites went for Clinton 60-40. Massachusetts? Whites went for Clinton 58-40. Rhode Island? 63-31 for Clinton.
North Carolina? 61-37.

And the same in Arkansas, Tennessee, Maryland, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, Florida, Oklahoma, Arizona, Missouri and so on."

from the link

All those KKK'ers in MA and RI, eh?

Larry Craig seems to have learned to stay away from airports, but he's got this train station fetish going on now:
"Obviously, this is a train that is leaving the station," said Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho), who sits on the Appropriations Committee. "It's going to have a lot of pressure on it, and therefore [there is] a lot of pressure on the president."

Corky: when Obama picks a white male VP, what happens?

They sing, "Ebony and Ivory"?

As they watch the women's vote go Republican.

Corky: when Obama picks a white male VP, what happens?


Posted by northguy3


Obama takes his wallet?

Posting here mainly to maintain my user status.

Hoping things get better...............

Posting here mainly to maintain my user status.

Hoping things get better...............

Posted by _2112_


Hope so too man... can't imagine what you're going through... take care.

As they watch the women's vote go Republican.


Posted by Corky


Yeah, because women will be thrilled about voting for McCain, especially when they find out he plans to appoint SCOTUS judges who wll roll back Roe v Wade.

"Corky: when Obama picks a white male VP, what happens?

Posted by northguy3"

Rob drops his drawers, bends over at the waist, and tries to relax and enjoy it?

"Corky: when Obama picks a white male VP, what happens?


They spend all day hanging out on the porch of the WH and kill a bunch of 40s?

thanks rob,

keep givin em' hell brother

"Corky: when Obama picks a white male VP, what happens?

Posted by northguy3 at 2008-05-14 01:13 PM"

Corky's vagina dries up, never to love again?

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him,
'Have you been in the service?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in the armed forces for three years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you extra points toward
employment' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says, 'Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'OK, I can hire you right now The hours are
from 8:00 a.m. till 5:00 p.m. . You can start tomorrow.Come in at 10:00 a.m.
'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8:00a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
, then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 a.m. ?'
'This is a government job', the interviewer says. 'For the first
two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for
that.'

when Obama picks a white male VP, what happens?

Posted by northguy3

KFC becomes the official sponsor of the West Wing.

They spend all day hanging out on the porch of the Black House and kill a bunch of 40s...

My name is Barrack Hussein Obama and I approve this message.

"They spend all day hanging out on the porch of the Black House and kill a bunch of 40s...

My name is Barrack Hussein Obama and I approve this message.

Posted by AuntieSocial at 2008-05-14 02:01 PM"

While McAncient chills on the back porch of Senility Lane Assisted Living facility, killing a bunch of Geritol and discussing the latest innovations in Depends.

Obama thinks the speak arabic in afganistan?

2112

Just now heard about your loss. I'm so sorry.
Actually coming on here and blogging might even be good for you as it helps you keep your mind off things at home -- even if for just a half hour or so. Sometimes you need that for your own peace of mind.

I'll say a prayer for her and you too. Wish I could say you'll feel better soon but it's an individual trial and everyone has to deal with it in their own way.

Take care,
Chris

Chris -

What happened to 2112?

'This is a government job', the interviewer says. 'For the first
two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for
that.'

Posted by northguy3


Gee, [ insert DR poster name here ] I didn't realize you worked at the post office!

Do I have to do all the jokes around here?

2112 lost His wife to illness. Just a FYI

Larry Mohr

-Corky's vagina dries up, never to love again?

That'll never happen if you do your job and keep on licking, Monte.

I just don't think it can be mentioned enough...Celisary is one crazy mother fucker.

I know there are a few loons on the right, but can you guys compile a list as impressive as:
1. Celisary
2. LarryMohr
3. Dethpud
4. GitmoBoy
5. BuffaloBob

Talk about superfreaks!

Doc

sorry, I meant to write "2:34 p.m. post"

Jeezus, thanks, Chris.

2112 - Condolences. As Chris said, it's so individual. The pain can get reduced over time. But it'll take a long time. You were lucky she was in your life and no doubt she was fortunate to have you in hers. Twenty years is a good run. Not nearly long enough, but a good run nonetheless.

I know there are a few loons on the right, but can you guys compile a list as impressive as:
1. Celisary
2. LarryMohr
3. Dethpud
4. GitmoBoy
5. BuffaloBob

Talk about superfreaks!

Posted by 101Chairborne

For the record I'd like to state that I am neither a right-wing or lef-wing loon, but rather a libertarian loon. I hope people get that straight before they start compiling lists of right-wing and left-wing loons.

Thank you.

And the same in Arkansas, Tennessee, Maryland, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, Florida, Oklahoma, Arizona, Missouri and so on."

from the link

All those KKK'ers in MA and RI, eh?


Posted by Corky


so how come your pathological liar friend is still losing????

2112 lost His wife to illness

Very sorry to hear about this 2112. My condolences.

I just don't think it can be mentioned enough...Celisary is one crazy mother fucker.

The anger in his posts is really fucking funny... I love when he says he's coming for us when the revolution starts... freaking nutjob...

101 that's my new wallpaper... fantastic!

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-05-14 12:33 PM | Reply


That's one less Obama voter!

Rob,
Check your email as well.

Posted by 101Chairborne


Are you guys sending each other love notes?!

Oh! How cute is that!

101, your list is NOT complete until you add FrankFreak55 (aka FrankF55), NULLandVOID (aka Nullifidian, aka Billy'O'Crap'O') and Redneckville.

NULLandVOID?!

Is he the one that works at the post office?!

LOL!

"KFC becomes the official sponsor of the West Wing.

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole"

You people have no credibility. It would be Popeye's.

Yep, that's the one that Ray says works at the post office. Ray pulls his string with that comment quite often and it makes NULLandVOID dance each and every time. He's also the one that CalifChris refers to as his little pinata'. LOL.

Ride, you did read NG3's joke and my response right?

Wow, this is getting better than I expected.

As they watch the women's vote go Republican.


Posted by Corky

Just the trollop and cunt vote, Corky.

And 101- From the Right:
Kuma
Crackpipejunkie
Tadowe
Niceville
Lokisfur aka Bowa

and innumerable Freeper suicide bloggers who kcame, went nowher and left.

How could I forget FWTHOM ( though I expect he's a Freeper suicider)and the worst of the worst, RIGHTNUT?

I am so disapointed.

No libertarian loon list?

I know I am not #1 on that list, but on the top 5 for sure.

Yep, I saw it....and GO PISTONS btw. I'm glad we didn't dress Chauncey.

"I'm glad we didn't dress Chauncey."

Very smart move indeed, he'll get nice and healed up for the conf finals.

LOVE gas prices!

Don't blame OPEC, Big Oil, India or China. The last two are the Neocon's and big medias favorite bullshit excuse.

Blame AIPAC, the falling dollar, the Military Industrial Complex and of course Bush. Congress is also complicite.

Prices have been climbing since we invaded Iraq and jump with each threat the administration makes at Iran.

Big Oil tried to stop the 1996 embargo of Libya and Iran, but AIPAC pushed it through, costing them billions in lost contracts.

OPEC wants stability of demand and price at just below the value which kills alternative energy projects. They have used their leverage in the past to kill such projects by lowering their prices.

Increased demand from India and China is offset by increased production in Russia and Saudi Arabia.

Middle East instability will not be reversed until the US pulls out of Iraq and Israel is forced to the negotiating table. Israel will never negotiate unless forced to by the US.

I know there are a few loons on the right, but can you guys compile a list as impressive as:
1. Celisary
2. LarryMohr
3. Dethpud
4. GitmoBoy
5. BuffaloBob

Talk about superfreaks!

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-05-14 02:23 PM

Chair,

You cant forget Donnerboy, that is one stupid bastard too.

Thanks Chris,

thanks,
Doc
726
Larry

et al....

and innumerable Freeper suicide bloggers who kcame, went nowher and left.

Posted by northguy3


Johnson's gotta make that list!

-Just the trollop and cunt vote, Corky.

No wonder Clinton has such a hard time breaking the ultimate glass ceiling.

Even the bright, creative posters here are punks.

How would you recognize a "bright, creative" anything, miss cut-and-paste.

BTW, it's Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles for me, PorkFriedRiceSmokingJunkieBegg ar.

"That'll never happen if you do your job and keep on licking, Monte.

Posted by Corky at 2008-05-14 02:18 PM"

You want me to go down on you, Cork? I don't know about that. You'll have to send a pic, because 99.99% of Hillary supporters are women over the age of 60 with thunder thighs.

Ah, Aunt Jomama. The twenty-something, Gen Z equivalent of Gomer Pyle.

How DOES he do it?

Got pancakes?(TM)

Posted by geezer1 at 2008-05-14 02:29 PM

so how come your pathological liar friend is still losing????