What about if obama goes for a little ride with ol' teddy?

Just don't go near the water.

Can Obama swim? I just read a story of a Florida PD scrapping the swimming requirement to accommodate blacks who couldn't swim so that they could be eligible for hire.

Barack Hussein Obama, I stand here in loco parentis. Do not, repeat, do NOT, go driving with Ted Kennedy (especially near the water), particularly if he's been drinking. If there is an untoward event, Teddy'll leave you in the drink, so to speak.

Kopechne's not the only game in town. Teddy's got game.

P.S. Also, aside from riding with him, don't let Teddy associate with your wife. Those Kennedys have reputations as roues, scoundrels without character, what have you, and Michelle is a "stallion." That's street talk. Keep her away from him.

P.P.S. Also keep her away from Bill.

Can Obama swim? I just read a story of a Florida PD scrapping the swimming requirement to accommodate blacks who couldn't swim so that they could be eligible for hire.

Posted by Johnson at 2008-05-12 11:50 AM | Reply

Osama is only half black; I think that means he can tread water but not do the butterfly stroke

He just swims in circles because only one half of him actually swims.

Regarding the winning entry....what the ???

Catatonic state.

Psychotic state.

Or as in the case of his supporters.

State of denial.

Sure thing, Salam. I can't wait to see Obama debate John McAncient. Your hero is going to be shot down, again.

Finally, people that get as screwy as me. And no one being sent to a mental institution.

Shot down again...that's funny.

Your hero is going to be shot down, again.


Do we get to send him to Gitmo afterwards?

"I can't wait to see Obama debate John McAncient. "


That is, if he can string two sentences together, without 30 seconds of repeatedly saying um, between them.

There is only one unforgivable crime in America ... dogfighting.--Tom Bianchi



Wow...that is so true. Sad...but true.